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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Trivial on February 18, 2013, 05:02:09 AM

Title: Time Cube Lite
Post by: Trivial on February 18, 2013, 05:02:09 AM
http://www.lawoftime.org/thirteenmoon/tutorial.html (http://www.lawoftime.org/thirteenmoon/tutorial.html)

Oh!  Lunar calander! That's all we need to see the fourth dimension!
Title: Re: Time Cube Lite
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 18, 2013, 04:22:55 PM
 :?
Title: Re: Time Cube Lite
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 18, 2013, 06:28:48 PM
Can't see picture.
Title: Re: Time Cube Lite
Post by: Cain on February 18, 2013, 06:34:00 PM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on February 18, 2013, 05:02:09 AM
(http://www.lawoftime.org/thirteenmoon/tutorial.html)

Oh!  Lunar calander! That's all we need to see the fourth dimension!

When the Sun shines upon Earth, 2 – major Time points are created on opposite sides of Earth – known as Midday and Midnight. Where the 2 major Time forces join, synergy creates 2 new minor Time points we recognize as Sunup and Sundown. The 13-equidistant Time points can be considered as Time Square imprinted upon the circle of Earth. In a single rotation of the Earth sphere, each Time corner point rotates through the other 3-corner Time points, thus creating 16 corners, 1496 hours and 13-simultaneous 24 hour Days within a single rotation of Earth – equated to a Higher Order of Life Moon Calendar.

The thirteen(13) space times demonstrates cube proof of 4 full days simultaneously on earth within one (1) rotation. The academia created 1 day greenwich time is bastardly queer and dooms future youth and nature to a hell.

Ignorance of 13 month harmonic cubic nature indicts humans as unfit to live on earth.

There is no teacher on Earth qualified to teach Nature's Harmonic Simultaneous 13-month Rotating Lunar Calendar Creation Principle,and therefore, there is no teacher on Earth worthy of being called a certified teacher.
Title: Re: Time Cube Lite
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 18, 2013, 07:39:13 PM
Was scrolling down ... Looks awesome. Neat as fuck. Would work better than the dumbshit astrology based goshite we use ... SCROLLSCROLL ... at the moment ... SCROLLSCROLL ... ? ... SCROLLBACK ... :? ... SCROLLSCROLLSCROLL ...

"By following the pattern of NET Time each day becomes a mandala of synchronicity."

:eek:

FRLYRLZ???

ETA: Pic is not a pic. It's a link (http://www.lawoftime.org/thirteenmoon/tutorial.html)
Title: Re: Time Cube Lite
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 19, 2013, 01:23:40 AM
Hahahaha OK, no link or pic shows up for me, so I was all just  :?
Title: Re: Time Cube Lite
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 19, 2013, 01:24:20 AM
Quote from: Cain on February 18, 2013, 06:34:00 PM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on February 18, 2013, 05:02:09 AM
(http://www.lawoftime.org/thirteenmoon/tutorial.html)

Oh!  Lunar calander! That's all we need to see the fourth dimension!

When the Sun shines upon Earth, 2 – major Time points are created on opposite sides of Earth – known as Midday and Midnight. Where the 2 major Time forces join, synergy creates 2 new minor Time points we recognize as Sunup and Sundown. The 13-equidistant Time points can be considered as Time Square imprinted upon the circle of Earth. In a single rotation of the Earth sphere, each Time corner point rotates through the other 3-corner Time points, thus creating 16 corners, 1496 hours and 13-simultaneous 24 hour Days within a single rotation of Earth – equated to a Higher Order of Life Moon Calendar.

The thirteen(13) space times demonstrates cube proof of 4 full days simultaneously on earth within one (1) rotation. The academia created 1 day greenwich time is bastardly queer and dooms future youth and nature to a hell.

Ignorance of 13 month harmonic cubic nature indicts humans as unfit to live on earth.

There is no teacher on Earth qualified to teach Nature's Harmonic Simultaneous 13-month Rotating Lunar Calendar Creation Principle,and therefore, there is no teacher on Earth worthy of being called a certified teacher.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Time Cube Lite
Post by: Trivial on February 19, 2013, 01:29:19 AM
I fail at tags, though the fail happened at some point after preview.  I must have thought I was going to put one of the calender pictures and then changed my mind.
Title: Re: Time Cube Lite
Post by: Juana on February 19, 2013, 01:35:39 AM
I'm pretty sure cosmic, galactic, and crystal moon are, like, from Sailor Moon.
Title: Re: Time Cube Lite
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 19, 2013, 01:35:57 AM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on February 19, 2013, 01:29:19 AM
I fail at tags, though the fail happened at some point after preview.  I must have thought I was going to put one of the calender pictures and then changed my mind.

:lol: I was thinking, "man, she didn't SEEM like a whacko..."

The calendar itself makes perfect sense, despite all the new-agey names... and then I scrolled down...  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Time Cube Lite
Post by: Trivial on February 19, 2013, 01:40:41 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on February 19, 2013, 01:35:57 AM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on February 19, 2013, 01:29:19 AM
I fail at tags, though the fail happened at some point after preview.  I must have thought I was going to put one of the calender pictures and then changed my mind.

:lol: I was thinking, "man, she didn't SEEM like a whacko..."

The calendar itself makes perfect sense, despite all the new-agey names... and then I scrolled down...  :horrormirth:

Just easily distracted.  I hope that's it.
Title: Re: Time Cube Lite
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 19, 2013, 04:01:52 AM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on February 18, 2013, 05:02:09 AM
http://www.lawoftime.org/thirteenmoon/tutorial.html (http://www.lawoftime.org/thirteenmoon/tutorial.html)

Oh!  Lunar calander! That's all we need to see the fourth dimension!

EITHER

:um:

OR

:walken:
Title: Re: Time Cube Lite
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on February 19, 2013, 04:11:00 PM
I guess I should be a-chargin mah sigilz. :kingmeh:
Title: Re: Time Cube Lite
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 19, 2013, 04:33:28 PM
So, I only skimmed through it but it seems like some of the premise that having 13 lunar months matches up with having 4 weeks in a year. This gives us a 28 day month. Then they go on to admit that both synodic and sidereal lunar cycles are not 28 days long, which is why Full Moons don't always fall on Monday.

Also, Galactic Standard Time, to be appropriate, would have to involve some sort of measurement of the galaxy, not some random moon around a random planet around a random star, a star which is fairly uninteresting, and has more than one planet, and each other planet that has a moon has more than one.

I know you guys already know all of this. I just really needed to say it out loud.
Title: Re: Time Cube Lite
Post by: Elder Iptuous on February 19, 2013, 04:55:57 PM
stopped within the first couple sentences when we were encouraged to 'raise our frequency' which is a common refrain in the hippy trippy community.
it tweaks me.  i have in the past asked them wtf they are talking about when i encounter it.  a few times they even responded to the question, with something along the lines of , "Light! we're all made of light!"
at which point i asked them why they are suggesting we should move to the more carcinogenic end of the spectrum, as higher frequency light is the more harmful form.  i convinced one particularly impressionable newage vector that what was needed was increasing our wavelength which is the exact opposite, and that increasing our frequency was a luciferian plot to drag us all down.  he was very enthusiastic about this revelation, which seemed obvious to him in retrospect, given that UV light damages our DNA while IR light is what his healing light machine emits.  I like to think that he is out there, to this very day, spreading the message and fighting the good fight among his fellow hippies that have been led astray...
Title: Re: Time Cube Lite
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 19, 2013, 05:14:02 PM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on February 19, 2013, 04:55:57 PM
stopped within the first couple sentences when we were encouraged to 'raise our frequency' which is a common refrain in the hippy trippy community.
it tweaks me.  i have in the past asked them wtf they are talking about when i encounter it.  a few times they even responded to the question, with something along the lines of , "Light! we're all made of light!"
at which point i asked them why they are suggesting we should move to the more carcinogenic end of the spectrum, as higher frequency light is the more harmful form.  i convinced one particularly impressionable newage vector that what was needed was increasing our wavelength which is the exact opposite, and that increasing our frequency was a luciferian plot to drag us all down.  he was very enthusiastic about this revelation, which seemed obvious to him in retrospect, given that UV light damages our DNA while IR light is what his healing light machine emits.  I like to think that he is out there, to this very day, spreading the message and fighting the good fight among his fellow hippies that have been led astray...

1.  I was gonna say that the only response to "we need to raise our frequency" is mocking laugter, but

2.  Your response was GENIUS.
Title: Re: Time Cube Lite
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 19, 2013, 06:35:26 PM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on February 19, 2013, 04:55:57 PM
stopped within the first couple sentences when we were encouraged to 'raise our frequency' which is a common refrain in the hippy trippy community.
it tweaks me.  i have in the past asked them wtf they are talking about when i encounter it.  a few times they even responded to the question, with something along the lines of , "Light! we're all made of light!"
at which point i asked them why they are suggesting we should move to the more carcinogenic end of the spectrum, as higher frequency light is the more harmful form.  i convinced one particularly impressionable newage vector that what was needed was increasing our wavelength which is the exact opposite, and that increasing our frequency was a luciferian plot to drag us all down.  he was very enthusiastic about this revelation, which seemed obvious to him in retrospect, given that UV light damages our DNA while IR light is what his healing light machine emits.  I like to think that he is out there, to this very day, spreading the message and fighting the good fight among his fellow hippies that have been led astray...

:mittens:

"Like, be a radio man....."

This might also have a hilarious tie in with Ernie's angels.
Title: Re: Time Cube Lite
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 19, 2013, 08:04:29 PM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on February 19, 2013, 04:55:57 PM
stopped within the first couple sentences when we were encouraged to 'raise our frequency' which is a common refrain in the hippy trippy community.
it tweaks me.  i have in the past asked them wtf they are talking about when i encounter it.  a few times they even responded to the question, with something along the lines of , "Light! we're all made of light!"
at which point i asked them why they are suggesting we should move to the more carcinogenic end of the spectrum, as higher frequency light is the more harmful form.  i convinced one particularly impressionable newage vector that what was needed was increasing our wavelength which is the exact opposite, and that increasing our frequency was a luciferian plot to drag us all down.  he was very enthusiastic about this revelation, which seemed obvious to him in retrospect, given that UV light damages our DNA while IR light is what his healing light machine emits.  I like to think that he is out there, to this very day, spreading the message and fighting the good fight among his fellow hippies that have been led astray...

OMG, this is amazing!  :lol:
Title: Re: Time Cube Lite
Post by: Don Coyote on February 19, 2013, 09:04:32 PM
bright a smile to my face ippy. velvet ha to La was ecu ku c z geek UK needs q's cf kit H's  Kyi oui out ow quality dirk I onec
Title: Re: Time Cube Lite
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 19, 2013, 09:14:22 PM
Quote from: six to the quixotic on February 19, 2013, 09:04:32 PM
bright a smile to my face ippy. velvet ha to La was ecu ku c z geek UK needs q's cf kit H's  Kyi oui out ow quality dirk I onec

OH SHIT

COYOTE GOT HIRLEY0'D!  :eek:
Title: Re: Time Cube Lite
Post by: Elder Iptuous on February 19, 2013, 09:24:31 PM
 :thanks:
thanks. i was goofy proud of how that response went down.  giggled to myself for days!
Title: Re: Time Cube Lite
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 19, 2013, 09:48:43 PM
Quote from: six to the quixotic on February 19, 2013, 09:04:32 PM
bright a smile to my face ippy. velvet ha to La was ecu ku c z geek UK needs q's cf kit H's  Kyi oui out ow quality dirk I onec

HORAB HAS POSSESSED COYOTE!

AAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!
Title: Re: Time Cube Lite
Post by: EK WAFFLR on February 20, 2013, 12:15:39 PM
Iptous, that was brilliant! I'm going to steal the shit out of your argument when dealing with the hippy alternative crowd!

Quote from: six to the quixotic on February 19, 2013, 09:04:32 PM
bright a smile to my face ippy. velvet ha to La was ecu ku c z geek UK needs q's cf kit H's  Kyi oui out ow quality dirk I onec

:eek: