Principia Discordia

If you said anything other than 'fetus', you're wrong!

http://www.salon.com/2013/02/19/alabama_goper_a_baby_is_the_largest_organ_in_the_body/

QuoteIn defending her bill to crack down on abortion clinics, Alabama state Rep. Mary Sue McClurkin argued that abortions should be more strictly regulated because "When a physician removes a child from a woman, that is the largest organ in a body."

McClurkin, a Republican, added: "That's a big thing. That's a big surgery. You don't have any other organs in your body that are bigger than that."

O.o Sorry if this is a repost. I did look through the forums to see if there was another post but I admit to being brain dead right now. This shit is crazy.

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2013, 01:39:55 AM
If you said anything other than 'fetus', you're wrong!

http://www.salon.com/2013/02/19/alabama_goper_a_baby_is_the_largest_organ_in_the_body/

QuoteIn defending her bill to crack down on abortion clinics, Alabama state Rep. Mary Sue McClurkin argued that abortions should be more strictly regulated because "When a physician removes a child from a woman, that is the largest organ in a body."

McClurkin, a Republican, added: "That's a big thing. That's a big surgery. You don't have any other organs in your body that are bigger than that."

O.o Sorry if this is a repost. I did look through the forums to see if there was another post but I admit to being brain dead right now. This shit is crazy.

I CAN TOP IT!

http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2013/02/mike-leara-missouri-gun-bill-felony.php

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2013, 01:48:29 AM

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2013, 01:39:55 AM
If you said anything other than 'fetus', you're wrong!

http://www.salon.com/2013/02/19/alabama_goper_a_baby_is_the_largest_organ_in_the_body/

QuoteIn defending her bill to crack down on abortion clinics, Alabama state Rep. Mary Sue McClurkin argued that abortions should be more strictly regulated because "When a physician removes a child from a woman, that is the largest organ in a body."

McClurkin, a Republican, added: "That's a big thing. That's a big surgery. You don't have any other organs in your body that are bigger than that."

O.o Sorry if this is a repost. I did look through the forums to see if there was another post but I admit to being brain dead right now. This shit is crazy.

I CAN TOP IT!

http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2013/02/mike-leara-missouri-gun-bill-felony.php

:horrormirth: What the fucking fuck? I have no words for this.

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2013, 01:51:19 AM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2013, 01:48:29 AM

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2013, 01:39:55 AM
If you said anything other than 'fetus', you're wrong!

http://www.salon.com/2013/02/19/alabama_goper_a_baby_is_the_largest_organ_in_the_body/

QuoteIn defending her bill to crack down on abortion clinics, Alabama state Rep. Mary Sue McClurkin argued that abortions should be more strictly regulated because "When a physician removes a child from a woman, that is the largest organ in a body."

McClurkin, a Republican, added: "That's a big thing. That's a big surgery. You don't have any other organs in your body that are bigger than that."

O.o Sorry if this is a repost. I did look through the forums to see if there was another post but I admit to being brain dead right now. This shit is crazy.

I CAN TOP IT!

http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2013/02/mike-leara-missouri-gun-bill-felony.php

:horrormirth: What the fucking fuck? I have no words for this.

This is the Century of Poe's Law.

Do never test.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2013, 01:58:27 AM

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2013, 01:51:19 AM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2013, 01:48:29 AM

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2013, 01:39:55 AM
If you said anything other than 'fetus', you're wrong!

http://www.salon.com/2013/02/19/alabama_goper_a_baby_is_the_largest_organ_in_the_body/

QuoteIn defending her bill to crack down on abortion clinics, Alabama state Rep. Mary Sue McClurkin argued that abortions should be more strictly regulated because "When a physician removes a child from a woman, that is the largest organ in a body."

McClurkin, a Republican, added: "That's a big thing. That's a big surgery. You don't have any other organs in your body that are bigger than that."

O.o Sorry if this is a repost. I did look through the forums to see if there was another post but I admit to being brain dead right now. This shit is crazy.

I CAN TOP IT!

http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2013/02/mike-leara-missouri-gun-bill-felony.php

:horrormirth: What the fucking fuck? I have no words for this.

This is the Century of Poe's Law.

Do never test.

Wouldn't dream of it. Sorta makes me want to hole up on a mountain somewhere with some moonshine and a shotgun and ride it all out, though.

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2013, 02:00:45 AM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2013, 01:58:27 AM

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2013, 01:51:19 AM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2013, 01:48:29 AM

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2013, 01:39:55 AM
If you said anything other than 'fetus', you're wrong!

http://www.salon.com/2013/02/19/alabama_goper_a_baby_is_the_largest_organ_in_the_body/

QuoteIn defending her bill to crack down on abortion clinics, Alabama state Rep. Mary Sue McClurkin argued that abortions should be more strictly regulated because "When a physician removes a child from a woman, that is the largest organ in a body."

McClurkin, a Republican, added: "That's a big thing. That's a big surgery. You don't have any other organs in your body that are bigger than that."

O.o Sorry if this is a repost. I did look through the forums to see if there was another post but I admit to being brain dead right now. This shit is crazy.

I CAN TOP IT!

http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2013/02/mike-leara-missouri-gun-bill-felony.php

:horrormirth: What the fucking fuck? I have no words for this.

This is the Century of Poe's Law.

Do never test.

Wouldn't dream of it. Sorta makes me want to hole up on a mountain somewhere with some moonshine and a shotgun and ride it all out, though.

Oddly enough, that's also what the teabillies want.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2013, 02:06:58 AM

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2013, 02:00:45 AM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2013, 01:58:27 AM

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2013, 01:51:19 AM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2013, 01:48:29 AM

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2013, 01:39:55 AM
If you said anything other than 'fetus', you're wrong!

http://www.salon.com/2013/02/19/alabama_goper_a_baby_is_the_largest_organ_in_the_body/

QuoteIn defending her bill to crack down on abortion clinics, Alabama state Rep. Mary Sue McClurkin argued that abortions should be more strictly regulated because "When a physician removes a child from a woman, that is the largest organ in a body."

McClurkin, a Republican, added: "That's a big thing. That's a big surgery. You don't have any other organs in your body that are bigger than that."

O.o Sorry if this is a repost. I did look through the forums to see if there was another post but I admit to being brain dead right now. This shit is crazy.

I CAN TOP IT!

http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2013/02/mike-leara-missouri-gun-bill-felony.php

:horrormirth: What the fucking fuck? I have no words for this.

This is the Century of Poe's Law.

Do never test.

Wouldn't dream of it. Sorta makes me want to hole up on a mountain somewhere with some moonshine and a shotgun and ride it all out, though.

Oddly enough, that's also what the teabillies want.

D'oh!! I guess I'm moving to Tucson then. I'll bring the moonshine and rifle.

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2013, 03:24:54 AM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2013, 02:06:58 AM

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2013, 02:00:45 AM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2013, 01:58:27 AM

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2013, 01:51:19 AM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2013, 01:48:29 AM

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2013, 01:39:55 AM
If you said anything other than 'fetus', you're wrong!

http://www.salon.com/2013/02/19/alabama_goper_a_baby_is_the_largest_organ_in_the_body/

QuoteIn defending her bill to crack down on abortion clinics, Alabama state Rep. Mary Sue McClurkin argued that abortions should be more strictly regulated because "When a physician removes a child from a woman, that is the largest organ in a body."

McClurkin, a Republican, added: "That's a big thing. That's a big surgery. You don't have any other organs in your body that are bigger than that."

O.o Sorry if this is a repost. I did look through the forums to see if there was another post but I admit to being brain dead right now. This shit is crazy.

I CAN TOP IT!

http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2013/02/mike-leara-missouri-gun-bill-felony.php

:horrormirth: What the fucking fuck? I have no words for this.

This is the Century of Poe's Law.

Do never test.

Wouldn't dream of it. Sorta makes me want to hole up on a mountain somewhere with some moonshine and a shotgun and ride it all out, though.

Oddly enough, that's also what the teabillies want.

D'oh!! I guess I'm moving to Tucson then. I'll bring the moonshine and rifle.

And WE'LL bring the SOUL-CRUSHING DESPAIR.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2013, 03:26:44 AM

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2013, 03:24:54 AM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2013, 02:06:58 AM

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2013, 02:00:45 AM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2013, 01:58:27 AM

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2013, 01:51:19 AM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2013, 01:48:29 AM

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2013, 01:39:55 AM
If you said anything other than 'fetus', you're wrong!

http://www.salon.com/2013/02/19/alabama_goper_a_baby_is_the_largest_organ_in_the_body/

QuoteIn defending her bill to crack down on abortion clinics, Alabama state Rep. Mary Sue McClurkin argued that abortions should be more strictly regulated because "When a physician removes a child from a woman, that is the largest organ in a body."

McClurkin, a Republican, added: "That's a big thing. That's a big surgery. You don't have any other organs in your body that are bigger than that."

O.o Sorry if this is a repost. I did look through the forums to see if there was another post but I admit to being brain dead right now. This shit is crazy.

I CAN TOP IT!

http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2013/02/mike-leara-missouri-gun-bill-felony.php

:horrormirth: What the fucking fuck? I have no words for this.

This is the Century of Poe's Law.

Do never test.

Wouldn't dream of it. Sorta makes me want to hole up on a mountain somewhere with some moonshine and a shotgun and ride it all out, though.

Oddly enough, that's also what the teabillies want.

D'oh!! I guess I'm moving to Tucson then. I'll bring the moonshine and rifle.

And WE'LL bring the SOUL-CRUSHING DESPAIR.

Sounds like a family reunion.

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2013, 03:27:20 AM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2013, 03:26:44 AM

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2013, 03:24:54 AM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2013, 02:06:58 AM

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2013, 02:00:45 AM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2013, 01:58:27 AM

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2013, 01:51:19 AM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2013, 01:48:29 AM

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2013, 01:39:55 AM
If you said anything other than 'fetus', you're wrong!

http://www.salon.com/2013/02/19/alabama_goper_a_baby_is_the_largest_organ_in_the_body/

QuoteIn defending her bill to crack down on abortion clinics, Alabama state Rep. Mary Sue McClurkin argued that abortions should be more strictly regulated because "When a physician removes a child from a woman, that is the largest organ in a body."

McClurkin, a Republican, added: "That's a big thing. That's a big surgery. You don't have any other organs in your body that are bigger than that."

O.o Sorry if this is a repost. I did look through the forums to see if there was another post but I admit to being brain dead right now. This shit is crazy.

I CAN TOP IT!

http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2013/02/mike-leara-missouri-gun-bill-felony.php

:horrormirth: What the fucking fuck? I have no words for this.

This is the Century of Poe's Law.

Do never test.

Wouldn't dream of it. Sorta makes me want to hole up on a mountain somewhere with some moonshine and a shotgun and ride it all out, though.

Oddly enough, that's also what the teabillies want.

D'oh!! I guess I'm moving to Tucson then. I'll bring the moonshine and rifle.

And WE'LL bring the SOUL-CRUSHING DESPAIR.

Sounds like a family reunion.

Anybody know how to pick dulcimer with a chicken feather? We need to have SONGS about soul crushing despair to sing on our rotted porches.

Fetuses are skin?

OK so. I know this whole "theater" thing is a thing, and stuff, but at this point I feel like the media is reporting on that one crazy person as if they were a credible threat to society. Like the guy in Vermont running for governor dressed as a giant pickle.

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on February 20, 2013, 03:49:19 PM
OK so. I know this whole "theater" thing is a thing, and stuff, but at this point I feel like the media is reporting on that one crazy person as if they were a credible threat to society. Like the guy in Vermont running for governor dressed as a giant pickle.

The People^TM demand to be OUTRAGED and SHOCKED.

Quote from: six to the quixotic on February 20, 2013, 04:20:25 PM

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on February 20, 2013, 03:49:19 PM
OK so. I know this whole "theater" thing is a thing, and stuff, but at this point I feel like the media is reporting on that one crazy person as if they were a credible threat to society. Like the guy in Vermont running for governor dressed as a giant pickle.

The People^TM demand to be OUTRAGED and SHOCKED.

He's right, Nigel.  The public demands this sort of shit.

I live in Ankh-Morpork.   :lulz: :horrormirth:

I dunno about credible threat but I am supremely annoyed that these people are part of the government. Every one of these nutbags should go on that show, "Are you smarter than a 5th grader" and if they lose, they're fired.

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2013, 01:39:55 AM
If you said anything other than 'fetus', you're wrong!

http://www.salon.com/2013/02/19/alabama_goper_a_baby_is_the_largest_organ_in_the_body/

QuoteIn defending her bill to crack down on abortion clinics, Alabama state Rep. Mary Sue McClurkin argued that abortions should be more strictly regulated because "When a physician removes a child from a woman, that is the largest organ in a body."

McClurkin, a Republican, added: "That's a big thing. That's a big surgery. You don't have any other organs in your body that are bigger than that."

O.o Sorry if this is a repost. I did look through the forums to see if there was another post but I admit to being brain dead right now. This shit is crazy.

And until later stages of development this isn't even close to true anyway.  A fetus is smaller than the lungs or hearts for a lot of its development

Quote from: Pergamos on February 20, 2013, 08:36:19 PM

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2013, 01:39:55 AM
If you said anything other than 'fetus', you're wrong!

http://www.salon.com/2013/02/19/alabama_goper_a_baby_is_the_largest_organ_in_the_body/

QuoteIn defending her bill to crack down on abortion clinics, Alabama state Rep. Mary Sue McClurkin argued that abortions should be more strictly regulated because "When a physician removes a child from a woman, that is the largest organ in a body."

McClurkin, a Republican, added: "That's a big thing. That's a big surgery. You don't have any other organs in your body that are bigger than that."

O.o Sorry if this is a repost. I did look through the forums to see if there was another post but I admit to being brain dead right now. This shit is crazy.

And until later stages of development this isn't even close to true anyway.  A fetus is smaller than the lungs or hearts for a lot of its development

Further, as referenced by Cain, the skin is by far the largest organ, and if your baby is bigger than that, at any point before it's extruded, you've got a serious problem.

Quote from: Elder Iptuous on February 20, 2013, 09:34:31 PM

Quote from: Pergamos on February 20, 2013, 08:36:19 PM

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2013, 01:39:55 AM
If you said anything other than 'fetus', you're wrong!

http://www.salon.com/2013/02/19/alabama_goper_a_baby_is_the_largest_organ_in_the_body/

QuoteIn defending her bill to crack down on abortion clinics, Alabama state Rep. Mary Sue McClurkin argued that abortions should be more strictly regulated because "When a physician removes a child from a woman, that is the largest organ in a body."

McClurkin, a Republican, added: "That's a big thing. That's a big surgery. You don't have any other organs in your body that are bigger than that."

O.o Sorry if this is a repost. I did look through the forums to see if there was another post but I admit to being brain dead right now. This shit is crazy.

And until later stages of development this isn't even close to true anyway.  A fetus is smaller than the lungs or hearts for a lot of its development

Further, as referenced by Cain, the skin is by far the largest organ, and if your baby is bigger than that, at any point before it's extruded, you've got a serious problem.

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5bkynldwX1rxeu90o1_400.jpg)

TGE FUCK IS THAT?!

Preferable to abortion apparently.

BRB, starting reactor.

The idea that babies are an ORGAN let alone the largest . . . it just makes my head hurt. They're, for all intents and purposes, parasites. And . . . I'm not going to rant. But DUDE. Organs?

:horrormirth:

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 21, 2013, 09:25:32 AM
The idea that babies are an ORGAN let alone the largest . . . it just makes my head hurt. They're, for all intents and purposes, parasites. And . . . I'm not going to rant. But DUDE. Organs?

:horrormirth:

Don't we have the option of removing our own organs?  Seems like they are arguing against themselves on this one.