1. Be NICE and SMILE1 at Safety Nazi.
2. Be NICE and GRIN at the boss.
3. Eat my Goddamn rabbit food.
4. Tug on Superman's cape.
5. Improve the coffee machine. For SCIENCE!
6. When everyone's done panicking, fix the fucking bottom flange on reactor 106.
7. Do the maintenance "weasel" dance in the conference room.
8. Kill "Bob".
9. Scream at a vendor.
10. Drive home listening to The Frost Heaves.
1 Granted, it's not a very nice smile.
What, precisely, does improving the coffee machine involve?
Quote from: Juana Go? on February 22, 2013, 04:22:49 PM
What, precisely, does improving the coffee machine involve?
About 5 horse power. And a little reinforcement of the desk it sits on.
TGRR,
Doesn't wait 5 minutes for his coffee.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 22, 2013, 04:25:29 PM
Quote from: Juana Go? on February 22, 2013, 04:22:49 PM
What, precisely, does improving the coffee machine involve?
About 5 horse power. And a little reinforcement of the desk it sits on.
TGRR,
Doesn't wait 5 minutes for his coffee.
Has this lead to any shocked expressions yet?
Well, at least you're ending the day in a good way.
Accomplished:
Lie to boss about intended activities of the day.
Remaining:
Fuck all.
1. Explain basic physics to people who feel that the universe is inconveniencing them.
2. See #1.
3. Write the next LOBB somewhere in there.