hey you, your ugly and I don't like you. I'm better than you even if thinking so makes me worse than you. your head is filled with lies and you cant have my middle finger technology unless you pirate it and even then I wont bother sending you a warning message saying "ey you, stop taking my shit". It doesn't come with an instruction manual and your brains would fall out of your mouth if you tried to employ the powers within. Its been cursed by the monster of your nightmares. your eyes will be scorched with a nasty .gif of your grandparents being naughty :) . your stomach is a bottomless pit and I'm eager to watch you eat yourself. Your name is become death. idk like 2+3 or bleshinamadigaba.
p.s. your poop
Bra-vo!
For a first rant, 10/10!
thank ya thank ya
Quote from: Mr. Presley on February 24, 2013, 02:02:06 AM
hey you, your ugly and I don't like you. I'm better than you even if thinking so makes me worse than you. your head is filled with lies and you cant have my middle finger technology unless you pirate it and even then I wont bother sending you a warning message saying "ey you, stop taking my shit". It doesn't come with an instruction manual and your brains would fall out of your mouth if you tried to employ the powers within. Its been cursed by the monster of your nightmares. your eyes will be scorched with a nasty .gif of your grandparents being naughty :) . your stomach is a bottomless pit and I'm eager to watch you eat yourself. Your name is become death. idk like 2+3 or bleshinamadigaba.
p.s. your poop
Not bad for a first time out. Needs more hate. Needs hate until all that's left to hate is the hate itself. This is known as the "Stang Point".
And I may be ugly, but I have JESUS JUICE, even if Nigel says it's immoral and WRONG and predatory towards religious figures. Fuck that noise, transfiguration isn't cannibalism, it's HOLY STUFF and you can just STUFF your warning because I'm going FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF WALL. And my name IS become like Death, only he has a slightly less stressful job.
So everyone shut up.
Quote from: Mr. Presley on February 24, 2013, 02:02:06 AM
hey you, your ugly and I don't like you. I'm better than you even if thinking so makes me worse than you. your head is filled with lies and you cant have my middle finger technology unless you pirate it and even then I wont bother sending you a warning message saying "ey you, stop taking my shit". It doesn't come with an instruction manual and your brains would fall out of your mouth if you tried to employ the powers within. Its been cursed by the monster of your nightmares. your eyes will be scorched with a nasty .gif of your grandparents being naughty :) . your stomach is a bottomless pit and I'm eager to watch you eat yourself. Your name is become death. idk like 2+3 or bleshinamadigaba.
p.s. your poop
I like it.
It's like Tubgirl making a little spew before the major eruption.
What does HE know about my poop? My poop is the unknowable, the unnamable, the Terror in the Night. I call the plumber in to my office once a week, and he weeps and calls me bad names in Spanish. He doesn't know I speak passable Spanish, and he doesn't know that I feel his pain. I do what HE does, only my poop IS slightly more dangerous than the chemical plant at which I work.
I do not tell him these things, for I do not wish to spoil the release he so desperately needs, given what I've done to the plumbing.
With my poop.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 25, 2013, 08:34:36 PM
What does HE know about my poop? My poop is the unknowable, the unnamable, the Terror in the Night. I call the plumber in to my office once a week, and he weeps and calls me bad names in Spanish. He doesn't know I speak passable Spanish, and he doesn't know that I feel his pain. I do what HE does, only my poop IS slightly more dangerous than the chemical plant at which I work.
I do not tell him these things, for I do not wish to spoil the release he so desperately needs, given what I've done to the plumbing.
With my poop.
:mittens:
Like that, Presley. Just like THAT. :lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 25, 2013, 04:18:38 PM
And I may be ugly, but I have JESUS JUICE, even if Nigel says it's immoral and WRONG and predatory towards religious figures. Fuck that noise, transfiguration isn't cannibalism, it's HOLY STUFF and you can just STUFF your warning because I'm going FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF WALL. And my name IS become like Death, only he has a slightly less stressful job.
So everyone shut up.
:lulz: