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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: tyrannosaurus vex on February 26, 2013, 11:27:59 PM

Title: ALTERNATIVE CURRENCY: THE FUCK
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on February 26, 2013, 11:27:59 PM
SELF-EXPLANATORY.

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Title: Re: ALTERNATIVE CURRENCY: THE FUCK
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 26, 2013, 11:34:55 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: ALTERNATIVE CURRENCY: THE FUCK
Post by: Don Coyote on February 26, 2013, 11:59:20 PM
Better than bitcoins or popecards. :lulz:
Title: Re: ALTERNATIVE CURRENCY: THE FUCK
Post by: Trivial on February 27, 2013, 02:23:23 AM
Well, before I had no fucks to give. 
Title: Re: ALTERNATIVE CURRENCY: THE FUCK
Post by: AFK on February 27, 2013, 02:28:20 AM
Careful, fucks don't grow on trees. 
Title: Re: ALTERNATIVE CURRENCY: THE FUCK
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 27, 2013, 08:53:20 AM
Your currency is ludicrous. I will never give one of these  :argh!:
Title: Re: ALTERNATIVE CURRENCY: THE FUCK
Post by: LMNO on February 27, 2013, 01:02:13 PM
Permission to yoink and present to the mouth-breathing masses.
Title: Re: ALTERNATIVE CURRENCY: THE FUCK
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on February 27, 2013, 01:57:06 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 27, 2013, 01:02:13 PM
Permission to yoink and present to the mouth-breathing masses.

Granted, of course. Also, attribution not required unless you are Stang.
Title: Re: ALTERNATIVE CURRENCY: THE FUCK
Post by: Junkenstein on February 27, 2013, 03:16:00 PM
I have made the office aware of the existence of these. They're in a business card box and I expect to never relinquish one.
Title: Re: ALTERNATIVE CURRENCY: THE FUCK
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 27, 2013, 04:03:40 PM
I'll have to use this new currrency.
Title: Re: ALTERNATIVE CURRENCY: THE FUCK
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 27, 2013, 04:05:19 PM
Can these be subdivided into shits and damns?

I imagine that shits would be like quarters, since they're not as good as fucks.
Title: Re: ALTERNATIVE CURRENCY: THE FUCK
Post by: Junkenstein on February 27, 2013, 05:29:26 PM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on February 27, 2013, 04:05:19 PM
Can these be subdivided into shits and damns?

I imagine that shits would be like quarters, since they're not as good as fucks.

The words of a man who has never been stuck in a full* lift for 8 hours.

* or if you prefer "Elevator". Or more accurately "Metal box of hell"
Title: Re: ALTERNATIVE CURRENCY: THE FUCK
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 27, 2013, 10:27:54 PM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on February 27, 2013, 04:05:19 PM
Can these be subdivided into shits and damns?

I imagine that shits would be like quarters, since they're not as good as fucks.


FUCK.  I need to know how many shits to give for a damn!
Title: Re: ALTERNATIVE CURRENCY: THE FUCK
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on February 27, 2013, 10:34:55 PM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on February 27, 2013, 04:05:19 PM
Can these be subdivided into shits and damns?

I imagine that shits would be like quarters, since they're not as good as fucks.

As Junkenstein stated, sometimes you need a shit MUCH worse than you need a fuck. The market varies.

WE NEED TO ASK A PANEL OF EXPERTS AND MARKET ANALYSTS
Title: Re: ALTERNATIVE CURRENCY: THE FUCK
Post by: EK WAFFLR on February 27, 2013, 11:45:01 PM
Quote from: Pope Partum Depression on February 27, 2013, 10:34:55 PM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on February 27, 2013, 04:05:19 PM
Can these be subdivided into shits and damns?

I imagine that shits would be like quarters, since they're not as good as fucks.

As Junkenstein stated, sometimes you need a shit MUCH worse than you need a fuck. The market varies.

WE NEED TO ASK A PANEL OF EXPERTS AND MARKET ANALYSTS

JONAH GOLDBERG WHERE ARE YOU WHEN WE NEED YOU?
Title: Re: ALTERNATIVE CURRENCY: THE FUCK
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 28, 2013, 06:47:39 AM
Quote from: Pope Partum Depression on February 27, 2013, 10:34:55 PM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on February 27, 2013, 04:05:19 PM
Can these be subdivided into shits and damns?

I imagine that shits would be like quarters, since they're not as good as fucks.

As Junkenstein stated, sometimes you need a shit MUCH worse than you need a fuck. The market varies.

WE NEED TO ASK A PANEL OF EXPERTS AND MARKET ANALYSTS

OH DAMN

TO SHIT OR TO FUCK? THAT IS THE QUESTION.
Title: Re: ALTERNATIVE CURRENCY: THE FUCK
Post by: LMNO on February 28, 2013, 12:51:51 PM
Who says you can't do both at the same time?
Title: Re: ALTERNATIVE CURRENCY: THE FUCK
Post by: AFK on February 28, 2013, 01:59:07 PM
I CAN SPENDZ FUCKS AT THE SPACE DOCK?
Title: Re: ALTERNATIVE CURRENCY: THE FUCK
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 28, 2013, 04:03:55 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 28, 2013, 12:51:51 PM
Who says you can't do both at the same time?

:eek::1fap:

YOU ARE A DIRTY, DIRTY MAN!
Title: Re: ALTERNATIVE CURRENCY: THE FUCK
Post by: LMNO on February 28, 2013, 05:07:04 PM
Baby, I was born this way!
Title: Re: ALTERNATIVE CURRENCY: THE FUCK
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 28, 2013, 08:26:52 PM
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