Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doobie on March 11, 2013, 05:13:14 AM

Title: Discordian Churches
Post by: Doobie on March 11, 2013, 05:13:14 AM
Are there actually any out there? Besides in San Fran. I've looked for directories to no avail.

I'm thinking of starting one.
Title: Re: Discordian Churches
Post by: Pergamos on March 11, 2013, 09:37:37 AM
Depends on how you define church...
Title: Re: Discordian Churches
Post by: AFK on March 11, 2013, 10:36:59 AM
I had one briefly but then code enforcement shut it down.


Right Church.
Wrong Pews.



Title: Re: Discordian Churches
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 01:43:45 PM
Quote from: Doobie on March 11, 2013, 05:13:14 AM
Are there actually any out there? Besides in San Fran. I've looked for directories to no avail.

I'm thinking of starting one.

There are many churches, but only 3 cathedrals:

1.  The Monastery, in Providence, RI.  This is run by violence.  Nobody talks about it.

2.  The First Self-Righteous Church of Our Lady of Sharp Things, in Portland.  The Dark Empress loves you.

3.  The entire city of Tucson, AZ.
Title: Re: Discordian Churches
Post by: Bu🤠ns on March 11, 2013, 02:28:02 PM
Church of Eris is no more?
Title: Re: Discordian Churches
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 11, 2013, 03:36:00 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 01:43:45 PM
Quote from: Doobie on March 11, 2013, 05:13:14 AM
Are there actually any out there? Besides in San Fran. I've looked for directories to no avail.

I'm thinking of starting one.

There are many churches, but only 3 cathedrals:

1.  The Monastery, in Providence, RI.  This is run by violence.  Nobody talks about it.

2.  The First Self-Righteous Church of Our Lady of Sharp Things, in Portland.  The Dark Empress loves you.

3.  The entire city of Tucson, AZ.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Discordian Churches
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on March 11, 2013, 04:18:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 01:43:45 PM
Quote from: Doobie on March 11, 2013, 05:13:14 AM
Are there actually any out there? Besides in San Fran. I've looked for directories to no avail.

I'm thinking of starting one.

There are many churches, but only 3 cathedrals:

1.  The Monastery, in Providence, RI.  This is run by violence.  Nobody talks about it.

2.  The First Self-Righteous Church of Our Lady of Sharp Things, in Portland.  The Dark Empress loves you.

3.  The entire city of Tucson, AZ.

#3 is a bit of a technicality, since the Third Council of Pance established the doctrine of the Omnipresent Tucson.
Title: Re: Discordian Churches
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 04:20:19 PM
Quote from: V3X on March 11, 2013, 04:18:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 01:43:45 PM
Quote from: Doobie on March 11, 2013, 05:13:14 AM
Are there actually any out there? Besides in San Fran. I've looked for directories to no avail.

I'm thinking of starting one.

There are many churches, but only 3 cathedrals:

1.  The Monastery, in Providence, RI.  This is run by violence.  Nobody talks about it.

2.  The First Self-Righteous Church of Our Lady of Sharp Things, in Portland.  The Dark Empress loves you.

3.  The entire city of Tucson, AZ.

#3 is a bit of a technicality, since the Third Council of Pance established the doctrine of the Omnipresent Tucson.

Well, yes, but I'm referring to what the Con calls "the city limits".
Title: Re: Discordian Churches
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 04:20:38 PM
As if you could limit Tucson.
Title: Re: Discordian Churches
Post by: Faust on March 11, 2013, 04:32:25 PM
I hear Tijuana is a pretty good Discordian church.
Title: Re: Discordian Churches
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on March 11, 2013, 04:34:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 04:20:38 PM
As if you could limit Tucson.

I want to go around the country in a big truck and put up "Now Entering Tucson City Limits" signs everywhere.
Title: Re: Discordian Churches
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 04:38:38 PM
Quote from: V3X on March 11, 2013, 04:34:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 04:20:38 PM
As if you could limit Tucson.

I want to go around the country in a big truck and put up "Now Entering Tucson City Limits" signs everywhere.

Fuck yeah.  On both sides of the sign.
Title: Re: Discordian Churches
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 11, 2013, 05:25:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 04:38:38 PM
Quote from: V3X on March 11, 2013, 04:34:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 04:20:38 PM
As if you could limit Tucson.

I want to go around the country in a big truck and put up "Now Entering Tucson City Limits" signs everywhere.

Fuck yeah.  On both sides of the sign.

THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Discordian Churches
Post by: Junkenstein on March 11, 2013, 06:45:02 PM
STICKERS

STICKERS THE SIZE OF THE SIGN.

CO-ORDINATION.

IN ONE DAY TUCSON WILL BE EVERYWHERE.


Title: Re: Discordian Churches
Post by: Doobie on March 12, 2013, 04:54:11 AM
When I get rich off of selling my innovative idea of bananas grown to look like penises, I'm going to buy us all our own country.
Title: Re: Discordian Churches
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 12, 2013, 10:13:46 AM
Quote from: Doobie on March 12, 2013, 04:54:11 AM
When I get rich off of selling my innovative idea of bananas grown to look like penises, I'm going to buy us all our own country.

Real men grow penises that look like bananas.

just sayin...
Title: Re: Discordian Churches
Post by: LMNO on March 12, 2013, 12:40:13 PM
They're a real hassle to peel, though.
Title: Re: Discordian Churches
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 12, 2013, 01:02:43 PM
Mine is green but the doc says if I leave it long enough it'll go yellow  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Discordian Churches
Post by: Cain on March 12, 2013, 01:13:45 PM
Mine isn't considered a banana (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commission_Regulation_%28EC%29_No_2257/94) under EU regulations.
Title: Re: Discordian Churches
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 12, 2013, 01:27:40 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 12, 2013, 01:13:45 PM
Mine isn't considered a banana (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commission_Regulation_%28EC%29_No_2257/94) under EU regulations.

Damn! Mine neither :(

Quotefree of any foreign smell or taste.