Are there actually any out there? Besides in San Fran. I've looked for directories to no avail.
I'm thinking of starting one.
Depends on how you define church...
I had one briefly but then code enforcement shut it down.
Right Church.
Wrong Pews.
Quote from: Doobie on March 11, 2013, 05:13:14 AM
Are there actually any out there? Besides in San Fran. I've looked for directories to no avail.
I'm thinking of starting one.
There are many churches, but only 3 cathedrals:
1. The Monastery, in Providence, RI. This is run by violence. Nobody talks about it.
2. The First Self-Righteous Church of Our Lady of Sharp Things, in Portland. The Dark Empress loves you.
3. The entire city of Tucson, AZ.
Church of Eris is no more?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 01:43:45 PM
Quote from: Doobie on March 11, 2013, 05:13:14 AM
Are there actually any out there? Besides in San Fran. I've looked for directories to no avail.
I'm thinking of starting one.
There are many churches, but only 3 cathedrals:
1. The Monastery, in Providence, RI. This is run by violence. Nobody talks about it.
2. The First Self-Righteous Church of Our Lady of Sharp Things, in Portland. The Dark Empress loves you.
3. The entire city of Tucson, AZ.
:lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 01:43:45 PM
Quote from: Doobie on March 11, 2013, 05:13:14 AM
Are there actually any out there? Besides in San Fran. I've looked for directories to no avail.
I'm thinking of starting one.
There are many churches, but only 3 cathedrals:
1. The Monastery, in Providence, RI. This is run by violence. Nobody talks about it.
2. The First Self-Righteous Church of Our Lady of Sharp Things, in Portland. The Dark Empress loves you.
3. The entire city of Tucson, AZ.
#3 is a bit of a technicality, since the Third Council of Pance established the doctrine of the Omnipresent Tucson.
Quote from: V3X on March 11, 2013, 04:18:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 01:43:45 PM
Quote from: Doobie on March 11, 2013, 05:13:14 AM
Are there actually any out there? Besides in San Fran. I've looked for directories to no avail.
I'm thinking of starting one.
There are many churches, but only 3 cathedrals:
1. The Monastery, in Providence, RI. This is run by violence. Nobody talks about it.
2. The First Self-Righteous Church of Our Lady of Sharp Things, in Portland. The Dark Empress loves you.
3. The entire city of Tucson, AZ.
#3 is a bit of a technicality, since the Third Council of Pance established the doctrine of the Omnipresent Tucson.
Well, yes, but I'm referring to what the Con calls "the city limits".
As if you could limit Tucson.
I hear Tijuana is a pretty good Discordian church.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 04:20:38 PM
As if you could limit Tucson.
I want to go around the country in a big truck and put up "Now Entering Tucson City Limits" signs everywhere.
Quote from: V3X on March 11, 2013, 04:34:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 04:20:38 PM
As if you could limit Tucson.
I want to go around the country in a big truck and put up "Now Entering Tucson City Limits" signs everywhere.
Fuck yeah. On both sides of the sign.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 04:38:38 PM
Quote from: V3X on March 11, 2013, 04:34:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 04:20:38 PM
As if you could limit Tucson.
I want to go around the country in a big truck and put up "Now Entering Tucson City Limits" signs everywhere.
Fuck yeah. On both sides of the sign.
THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN. :lulz:
STICKERS
STICKERS THE SIZE OF THE SIGN.
CO-ORDINATION.
IN ONE DAY TUCSON WILL BE EVERYWHERE.
When I get rich off of selling my innovative idea of bananas grown to look like penises, I'm going to buy us all our own country.
Quote from: Doobie on March 12, 2013, 04:54:11 AM
When I get rich off of selling my innovative idea of bananas grown to look like penises, I'm going to buy us all our own country.
Real men grow penises that look like bananas.
just sayin...
They're a real hassle to peel, though.
Mine is green but the doc says if I leave it long enough it'll go yellow :horrormirth:
Mine isn't considered a banana (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commission_Regulation_%28EC%29_No_2257/94) under EU regulations.
Quote from: Cain on March 12, 2013, 01:13:45 PM
Mine isn't considered a banana (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commission_Regulation_%28EC%29_No_2257/94) under EU regulations.
Damn! Mine neither :(
Quotefree of any foreign smell or taste.