I am exhausted, less than an hour of sleep.
Please do the following in corporate-speak:
1. Express your regret about what happened to Squiddy's cat's penis.
2. Endorse the recent company initiative concerning the making of toast on company time.
3. Explain GIGGLES.
While options for incentivizing recent events have ramped up since late Q3 to Q4, the impactful nature regarding the downsizing of the uric delivery mechanism on our hyperlocal Felis model has driven the mission-critical stakeholders into a spin-down of core competencies.
Heads up, team! I'm sure many of you read the latest Take Five With Mike! email blast; if your cycle time prevented you from doing so, please take the time to look over it ASAP. You'll be pleased to know that we are moving forward with the turnkey solution so recently submitted at our last "outside the box" meeting (which, by the way, has driven the client-centric co-opetition enterprise into the area of free value by this point)! Going forward, we're going to leverage our knowledge processing team to best streamline our procedures and maximize efficiencies towards a seamless touchpoint following best practices for carving out time in our bizmeth in order to scorch brioche during normal business hours.
Alignment at the end of the day will break through the clutter and bring to the table a clear goal for countless diversity and empowerment for an exit strategy including face time with Generation X in terms of Globalization and option growth that will impact and leverage our milestone, moving forward on the runway for organic growth outside the box of the current paradigm shift lending proactivity reaching out for a sea change that will spin-up and streamline our survival strategy for sustainability, synergy, and wellness to give us a win-win. Fuckers.
That is a GIFT.
BRB - going to add 'Bullshit Artist' to my list of skills on Linked In.
"Proficient in the dissemination of conceptual information not constrained by veracity".
I'd change that to "exceeding veracity", as negative buzzwords convey negativity, even if you negate it ("not").
This is true.
To be honest, I'm out of practice. I just have four or five stock email replies which I sent out, regardless of topic. No-one has caught on...yet.