Why the fuck do you act shocked at the behavior of Americans? What did you THINK was going to happen when you decided to pretty yourselves up by dropping all of your FREAKS in ONE PLACE for 400 years, then WALKING AWAY? This shit ALWAYS happens. The Romans could tell you about this shit. The Chinese emperors could tell you about this shit. You throw the freaks out, the freaks don't ALL die, they trash everything around them, get strong as fuck while you get fat, then they come back a couple of hundred years later and they EAT YOUR STUPID ASS.
So you say we're freaks for guns and weird behavior? Damn right. YOU MADE US THAT WAY. That's right, we were MADE IN EUROPE, by EUROPEANS. Damn shame about the Native Americans, of course, they were just in the wrong place at the wrong time when you decided to clean house. They were just warring amongst each other and having all manner of fun doing it, and then you SPILLED THE CRAZY ON THEM.
So, here we are, all 312 million of us, with our 270 million guns AND our 6400 nuclear weapons and our really REALLY fucked up mentality.
And there YOU are, with your "civilization" and your "culture". All alone. With nobody watching.
Ho ho ho. Well done, fuckers.
Fact. Psychos who never would have MET have been BREEDING WITH EACH OTHER FOR CENTURIES.
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I don't know about the rest of the Belgians, but I'm scairt now. In my pance.
FYI, the place you Europeans threw us is the kind of place that, when combined with batshittery, breeds the human equivalent of a super bug. We survive shit we shouldn't, crawl all over the rest of the world, and share our culture like kindergarteners share a cold.
Quote from: stelz on March 20, 2013, 11:52:42 PM
Fact. Psychos who never would have MET have been BREEDING WITH EACH OTHER FOR CENTURIES.
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Sure.
Quote from: Juana Go? on March 20, 2013, 11:57:14 PM
FYI, the place you Europeans threw us is the kind of place that, when combined with batshittery, breeds the human equivalent of a super bug. We survive shit we shouldn't, crawl all over the rest of the world, and share our culture like kindergarteners share a cold.
And we feel really good about it. We fixed EVERYTHING. We fixed it so well, you can't even tell it used to be there!
Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on March 20, 2013, 11:56:55 PM
I don't know about the rest of the Belgians, but I'm scairt now. In my pance.
You have nobody to blame but yourself.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 21, 2013, 12:10:17 AM
Quote from: Juana Go? on March 20, 2013, 11:57:14 PM
FYI, the place you Europeans threw us is the kind of place that, when combined with batshittery, breeds the human equivalent of a super bug. We survive shit we shouldn't, crawl all over the rest of the world, and share our culture like kindergarteners share a cold.
And we feel really good about it. We fixed EVERYTHING. We fixed it so well, you can't even tell it used to be there!
That's the sign of a job well done! Keep hauling on those bootstraps, Roger!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 21, 2013, 12:09:33 AM
Quote from: stelz on March 20, 2013, 11:52:42 PM
Fact. Psychos who never would have MET have been BREEDING WITH EACH OTHER FOR CENTURIES.
Permission to spread with attribution?
Sure.
Squee! Thanks. :)
And ~
ANYPLACE WE DON'T HAVE TROOPS, WE PROBABLY HAVE MCDONALD'S.
Quote from: Juana Go? on March 20, 2013, 11:57:14 PM
FYI, the place you Europeans threw us is the kind of place that, when combined with batshittery, breeds the human equivalent of a super bug. We survive shit we shouldn't, crawl all over the rest of the world, and share our culture like kindergarteners share a cold.
FWIW : You're on the left coast, but it's the better option. It's, by nature, populated by descendants of the ones who kept moving. All of us left over here are the types who saw weird shit in between the rocks on the beach and spent 300 years poking it with sticks.
Run. Run before we find what we're poking for. Japan should slow us down for a bit.
America doesn't shock me. America amuses the fuck out of me. For all the reasons in the OP and a couple of other ones related to diet :lulz:
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 21, 2013, 12:13:45 PM
America doesn't shock me. America amuses the fuck out of me. For all the reasons in the OP and a couple of other ones related to diet :lulz:
Like watching car crashes and other things that liven up a day.
A car crash in and of itself is not necessarily funny, in the LOL America - sense. A car crash that happens because the driver has tied a brick to the accellerator and fallen asleep in the back seat and is insistent that this is a perfectly acceptable method of controlling a vehicle? Fuck yeah, I'll laugh at that all day!
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 21, 2013, 01:09:44 PM
A car crash in and of itself is not necessarily funny, in the LOL America - sense. A car crash that happens because the driver has tied a brick to the accellerator and fallen asleep in the back seat and is insistent that this is a perfectlythe only acceptable method of controlling a vehicle? Fuck yeah, I'll laugh at that all day!
FTFY.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 21, 2013, 12:13:45 PM
America doesn't shock me. America amuses the fuck out of me. For all the reasons in the OP and a couple of other ones related to diet :lulz:
The diet thing, well, we have loads and loads of 18 year olds that are perfectly fit and ready to wear a uniform. Sure, a high percentage is fat...But we have a population base of 312 million, so there's always 4-6 million in okay condition.
The obvious thing to do with smart kids in good condition, of course, is to get them killed somewhere else, in support of the fat bastards.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 21, 2013, 02:17:27 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 21, 2013, 12:13:45 PM
America doesn't shock me. America amuses the fuck out of me. For all the reasons in the OP and a couple of other ones related to diet :lulz:
The diet thing, well, we have loads and loads of 18 year olds that are perfectly fit and ready to wear a uniform. Sure, a high percentage is fat...But we have a population base of 312 million, so there's always 4-6 million in okay condition.
The obvious thing to do with smart kids in good condition, of course, is to get them killed somewhere else, in support of the fat bastards.
Could not have put that any better myself
:spittake:
The thing is too is that were rugged individualists who believe in climbing to the top with a little bit of elbow grease and enthusiasm. Thats why were all prerich- were hard working people. We all can be number one so we might as well shoot for number one. So when we see someone do something crazy we have to outdo them film it and demand payment.
Quote from: Queef Erisson on March 21, 2013, 07:44:01 PM
The thing is too is that were rugged individualists who believe in climbing to the top with a little bit of elbow grease and enthusiasm. Thats why were all prerich- were hard working people. We all can be number one so we might as well shoot for number one. So when we see someone do something crazy we have to outdo them film it and demand payment.
When I say successful, I mean as a societal unit ("nation"). Individually, we're still peasants, just like everyone else.
Sure but the american dream is part of our insanity and breeds further insanity which keeps youtube busy.
Quote from: Richter on March 21, 2013, 03:16:24 AM
Quote from: Juana Go? on March 20, 2013, 11:57:14 PM
FYI, the place you Europeans threw us is the kind of place that, when combined with batshittery, breeds the human equivalent of a super bug. We survive shit we shouldn't, crawl all over the rest of the world, and share our culture like kindergarteners share a cold.
FWIW : You're on the left coast, but it's the better option. It's, by nature, populated by descendants of the ones who kept moving. All of us left over here are the types who saw weird shit in between the rocks on the beach and spent 300 years poking it with sticks.
Run. Run before we find what we're poking for. Japan should slow us down for a bit.
Left coast: See Hunter Thompson's writing on The Linkhorns in
Hell's Angels:Drifting became a habit; with dead roots in the Old World and none in the New, the Linkhorns were not of a mind to dig in and cultivate things. Bondage too became a habit, but it was only the temporary kind. They were not pioneers, but sleazy rearguard camp followers of the original westward movement. By the time the Linkhorns arrived anywhere the land was already taken, so they worked for a while and moved on. Their world was a violent, boozing limbo between the pits of despair and the Big Rock Candy Mountain. They kept drifting west, chasing jobs, rumors, homestead grabs or the luck of some front-running kin. They lived off the surface of the land, like armyworms, stripping it of whatever they could before moving on. It was a day-to-day existence, and there was always more land to the west.
"...Some stayed behind and their lineal descendants are still there -- in the Carolinas, Kentucky, West Virginia and Tennessee. There were dropouts all along the way: hillbillies, Okies, Arkies -- they're all the same people. Texas is a living monument to the breed. So is southern California.
"...It would not be fair to say that all motorcycle outlaws carry Linkhorn genes, but nobody who has ever spent time among the inbred Anglo-Saxon tribes of Appalachia would need more than a few hours with the Hell's Angels to work up a very strong sense of deja vu. There is the same sulking hostility toward "outsiders," the same extremes of temper and action, and even the same names, sharp faces and long-boned bodies that never look quite natural unless they are leaning on something."
QuoteThere were dropouts all along the way: hillbillies, Okies, Arkies -- they're all the same people. Texas is a living monument to the breed. So is southern California.
100% fact. Fresno and the surrounding area is
teeming with these folks.