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Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => Topic started by: Cain on March 23, 2013, 07:29:20 PM

Title: Scientists create jellyfish-rat monstrosity
Post by: Cain on March 23, 2013, 07:29:20 PM
The truth is, in fact, even more disturbing (http://www.nature.com/news/artificial-jellyfish-built-from-rat-cells-1.11046) than the title:

Quote"Morphologically, we've built a jellyfish. Functionally, we've built a jellyfish. Genetically, this thing is a rat," says Kit Parker, a biophysicist at Harvard University in Cambridge, Massachusetts, who led the work. The project is described today in Nature Biotechnology.
Title: Re: Scientists create jellyfish-rat monstrosity
Post by: Cain on March 23, 2013, 07:30:46 PM
Bonus disturbing quote:

Quote"I grabbed him and said, 'John, I think I can build a jellyfish.' He didn't know who I was, but I was pretty excited and waving my arms, and I think he was afraid to say no."
Title: Re: Scientists create jellyfish-rat monstrosity
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on March 23, 2013, 08:17:31 PM
This century is the best and worst thing that has ever happened.
Title: Re: Scientists create jellyfish-rat monstrosity
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 23, 2013, 08:39:56 PM
 :aaa:

I am...


science...



WHY???
Title: Re: Scientists create jellyfish-rat monstrosity
Post by: EK WAFFLR on March 23, 2013, 11:33:19 PM
 :eek:
Title: Re: Scientists create jellyfish-rat monstrosity
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 23, 2013, 11:59:18 PM
HEY LOOK GUYS, I MADE A JELLYFISH OUT OF A RAT'S HEART.
Title: Re: Scientists create jellyfish-rat monstrosity
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2013, 12:12:04 AM
I am so happy. 
Title: Re: Scientists create jellyfish-rat monstrosity
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on March 24, 2013, 12:15:42 AM
It makes me a little sad that it's not as alive as the title implied. Still, mad science is alive and well!
Title: Re: Scientists create jellyfish-rat monstrosity
Post by: LMNO on March 24, 2013, 01:15:12 PM
They called me MAD at University!

MAD!



MAAAAAAAAD!
Title: Re: Scientists create jellyfish-rat monstrosity
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 24, 2013, 02:38:53 PM
Why am I reminded of that 80's remake of The Fly?

It's not the same thing it's not the same thing it's not the same thing... :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Scientists create jellyfish-rat monstrosity
Post by: Bu🤠ns on March 24, 2013, 03:03:00 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on March 23, 2013, 11:59:18 PM
HEY LOOK GUYS, I MADE A JELLYFISH OUT OF A RAT'S HEART.
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Title: Re: Scientists create jellyfish-rat monstrosity
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 24, 2013, 03:29:49 PM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on March 24, 2013, 03:03:00 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on March 23, 2013, 11:59:18 PM
HEY LOOK GUYS, I MADE A JELLYFISH OUT OF A RAT'S HEART.
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(http://images.wikia.com/archer/images/f/fc/Krieger.png)

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Scientists create jellyfish-rat monstrosity
Post by: McGrupp on March 26, 2013, 01:02:24 PM
This is really neat.
Title: Re: Scientists create jellyfish-rat monstrosity
Post by: Junkenstein on April 02, 2013, 04:11:26 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 23, 2013, 07:30:46 PM
Bonus disturbing quote:

Quote"I grabbed him and said, 'John, I think I can build a jellyfish.' He didn't know who I was, but I was pretty excited and waving my arms, and I think he was afraid to say no."

That is wonderful.