Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 24, 2013, 09:20:34 PM

Title: HEY YOU GUYS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 24, 2013, 09:20:34 PM
HAVE YOU EVEN READ ALL THE BOOKS?
Title: Re: HEY YOU GUYS
Post by: Pergamos on March 24, 2013, 09:21:58 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on March 24, 2013, 09:20:34 PM
HAVE YOU EVEN READ ALL THE BOOKS?

twice
Title: Re: HEY YOU GUYS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 24, 2013, 09:33:42 PM
I'VE READ THEM SO MANY TIMES I HAVE FORGOTTEN HOW TO COUNT.

I MEAN, I'VE COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN HOW TO COUNT.
Title: Re: HEY YOU GUYS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 24, 2013, 09:35:08 PM
I TRIED TO NEVER READ ALL THE BOOKS

BUT THEN I ACCIDENTALLY.

:sad:
Title: Re: HEY YOU GUYS
Post by: LMNO on March 24, 2013, 09:38:31 PM
AT PD.COM, ALL THE BOOKS READ YOU.
Title: Re: HEY YOU GUYS
Post by: Cain on March 24, 2013, 10:37:12 PM
He who reads all the books should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into a book, the book also gazes into you.
Title: Re: HEY YOU GUYS
Post by: Eater of Clowns on March 24, 2013, 10:53:23 PM
I HAVE NOT READ ALL THE BOOKS.

I AM WAITING FOR ALL THE BOOKS TO BE PUT ON ALL THE AUDIOS.
Title: Re: HEY YOU GUYS
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 24, 2013, 10:59:18 PM
AND MADE INTO ALL THE MOVIES
Title: Re: HEY YOU GUYS
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 25, 2013, 02:36:57 AM
I HAVE READ ALL THE BOOKS.

BUT I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THEM, BECAUSE I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT EITHER OUTCOME ANALYSIS OR THE HISTORY OF PSYCHCOLOGY.
Title: Re: HEY YOU GUYS
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on March 25, 2013, 03:19:43 AM
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS



BUT




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Title: Re: HEY YOU GUYS
Post by: Richter on March 25, 2013, 03:38:46 AM
All of the "All the  _______" statements are silly
Title: Re: HEY YOU GUYS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 25, 2013, 03:52:51 AM
But did you never read all of the books?
How silly!

Do you even lift?
Title: Re: HEY YOU GUYS
Post by: LMNO on March 25, 2013, 12:04:41 PM
I didn't read the books, but I bet they'd be better if you threw some quinoa in.
Title: Re: HEY YOU GUYS
Post by: Cain on March 25, 2013, 12:54:51 PM
I read a book by a guy who has read all the books, and he said it wasn't worth wasting your time.
Title: Re: HEY YOU GUYS
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 25, 2013, 12:57:00 PM
I didn't need to read all the books. I watched all the movies instead. Except for that one about the guy, with the thing.
Title: Re: HEY YOU GUYS
Post by: Lenin McCarthy on March 25, 2013, 03:05:55 PM
I never read books, just the reviews.
Title: Re: HEY YOU GUYS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 25, 2013, 03:19:46 PM
I had all the books





but I eated them.
Title: Re: HEY YOU GUYS
Post by: LMNO on March 25, 2013, 03:22:47 PM
I looked them up on Wikipedia, but didn't check the sources.
Title: Re: HEY YOU GUYS
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 25, 2013, 07:10:37 PM
I READ ALL THE CLIFF'S NOTES
Title: Re: HEY YOU GUYS
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 25, 2013, 08:17:25 PM
My next door neighbor burned all the books

and then he moved on to burning people
Title: Re: HEY YOU GUYS
Post by: navkat on March 25, 2013, 11:56:45 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on March 25, 2013, 03:52:51 AM
But did you never read all of the books?
How silly!

Do you even lift?


Pee pee is coming out of me!
Title: Re: HEY YOU GUYS
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 26, 2013, 12:19:03 AM
I haven't read a single book since my pal Bungee Joe died in a Smarties deal gone bad.   :cry:
Title: Re: HEY YOU GUYS
Post by: navkat on March 26, 2013, 12:23:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 26, 2013, 12:19:03 AM
I haven't read a single book since my pal Bungee Joe died in a Smarties deal gone bad.   :cry:

American or Canadian smarties?
Title: Re: HEY YOU GUYS
Post by: McGrupp on March 26, 2013, 03:56:17 PM
Personally I find if you haven't read all the books in the original Assyrian Cuneiform then you haven't really read all the books.
Title: Re: HEY YOU GUYS
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 26, 2013, 06:49:41 PM
Braille or GTFO  8)
Title: Re: HEY YOU GUYS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 26, 2013, 06:54:04 PM
I listened to all the books on tape

Does that count?
Title: Re: HEY YOU GUYS
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 26, 2013, 06:59:22 PM
I listened to all the books on mushrooms

they sang showtunes and told me to kill myself
Title: Re: HEY YOU GUYS
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 26, 2013, 07:36:16 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 26, 2013, 06:59:22 PM
I listened to all the books on mushrooms

they sang showtunes and told me to kill myself

THEY TOLD ME THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE IN A SECRET LANGUAGE BUT I FORGOT

I FORGOT ALL THE BOOKS
Title: Re: HEY YOU GUYS
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 26, 2013, 08:33:59 PM
BUT DID YOU READ THEM ALL???
Title: Re: HEY YOU GUYS
Post by: Junkenstein on March 26, 2013, 08:36:16 PM
Quote from: stelz on March 25, 2013, 07:10:37 PM
I READ ALL THE CLIFF'S NOTES

I shoved them into word and read a mangled summary of all of them.

It counts.
Title: Re: HEY YOU GUYS
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 26, 2013, 08:38:34 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 26, 2013, 08:33:59 PM
BUT DID YOU READ THEM ALL???


I FORGOT MORE OF THE BOOKS THAN YOU WILL EVER READ
I FORGOT ALL THE BOOKS
Title: Re: HEY YOU GUYS
Post by: Cain on March 26, 2013, 08:48:55 PM
If you ask if I've read all the books, it means you clearly haven't.

We've got plenty of threads on the topic all the books, noob.  How about you learn to use the search function?
Title: Re: HEY YOU GUYS
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Title: Re: HEY YOU GUYS
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 26, 2013, 08:50:05 PM
THREAD OVER.

CRAZY SCOTSMAN WINS.
Title: Re: HEY YOU GUYS
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 26, 2013, 08:51:07 PM
btw I just came all over my best pair of nerd pants

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Title: Re: HEY YOU GUYS
Post by: navkat on March 29, 2013, 01:25:01 PM
I love the dirty sanchez on that thing.