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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 26, 2013, 11:37:45 PM

Title: White Student Union + Nighttime Patrols = Shenanigans.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 26, 2013, 11:37:45 PM
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/03/26/white-student-union-announces-nighttime-patrols-at-baltimore-college/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+TheRawStory+(The+Raw+Story)&utm_content=Google+Reader

QuoteHowever, according to a a Feb. 28 post on the WSU blog, "group funds will be used to purchase legal and nonlethal means of self defense for all members" and female members have been required to take self-defense courses. The club also accused local media of covering up a "Black crime wave" on campus.

Quote"The virtue of white Christian womanhood is under attack at Towson University by degenerate criminals seeking to rob our women of their God given innocence," the group said in the post.

I'm all about making campuses safer and things like that. But throw religion into it and things get wacky. Throw racism in there and things get even wackier.

QuoteThe club, named by the Southern Poverty Law Center as one of 17 hate groups in the state of Maryland, also surfaced at a March 16 panel at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) when one of the organizers, Scott Terry, interrupted a panel dealing with "Frederick Douglass Republicans" and racism to tell the black moderator that "Blacks should be happy that the slave master gave them shelter, clothing, and food."

This can only end in mace-induced tears.
Title: Re: White Student Union + Nighttime Patrols = Shenanigans.
Post by: Juana on March 26, 2013, 11:48:02 PM
I'm predicting they'll beat the shit out of at least one black man for "whistling at a white woman."
Title: Re: White Student Union + Nighttime Patrols = Shenanigans.
Post by: LMNO on March 27, 2013, 12:38:12 AM
Towson, MD.


Is it any wonder that this, the birthplace of John Waters, became such an influence on his opinion of humanity?
Title: Re: White Student Union + Nighttime Patrols = Shenanigans.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 27, 2013, 01:00:12 AM
Quote from: Juana Go? on March 26, 2013, 11:48:02 PM
I'm predicting they'll beat the shit out of at least one black man for "whistling at a white woman."

"Coughing at", actually.
Title: Re: White Student Union + Nighttime Patrols = Shenanigans.
Post by: Pergamos on March 27, 2013, 01:16:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 27, 2013, 01:00:12 AM
Quote from: Juana Go? on March 26, 2013, 11:48:02 PM
I'm predicting they'll beat the shit out of at least one black man for "whistling at a white woman."

"Coughing at", actually.

well hey, that's biological terrorism...
Title: Re: White Student Union + Nighttime Patrols = Shenanigans.
Post by: Freeky on March 27, 2013, 02:30:40 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 26, 2013, 11:37:45 PM
"Blacks should be happy that the slave master gave them shelter, clothing, and food."

This seems to be popping up a lot.  Which moron on dah TeeBee/interbutts said this, so now everyone has to repeat it?
Title: Re: White Student Union + Nighttime Patrols = Shenanigans.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 27, 2013, 06:28:02 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on March 27, 2013, 02:30:40 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 26, 2013, 11:37:45 PM
"Blacks should be happy that the slave master gave them shelter, clothing, and food."

This seems to be popping up a lot.  Which moron on dah TeeBee/interbutts said this, so now everyone has to repeat it?

I heard someone say this at my job a few weeks ago. It's a thing, apparently. A sad, stupid thing.
Title: Re: White Student Union + Nighttime Patrols = Shenanigans.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 27, 2013, 06:28:39 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 27, 2013, 01:00:12 AM
Quote from: Juana Go? on March 26, 2013, 11:48:02 PM
I'm predicting they'll beat the shit out of at least one black man for "whistling at a white woman."

"Coughing at", actually.

I agree with this prediction.
Title: Re: White Student Union + Nighttime Patrols = Shenanigans.
Post by: Bruno on March 27, 2013, 09:01:51 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 27, 2013, 06:28:02 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on March 27, 2013, 02:30:40 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 26, 2013, 11:37:45 PM
"Blacks should be happy that the slave master gave them shelter, clothing, and food."

This seems to be popping up a lot.  Which moron on dah TeeBee/interbutts said this, so now everyone has to repeat it?

I heard someone say this at my job a few weeks ago. It's a thing, apparently. A sad, stupid thing.


"The Africans were underprivileged anyway, so slavery worked very well for them."
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:mullet:
Title: Re: White Student Union + Nighttime Patrols = Shenanigans.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 27, 2013, 09:55:16 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 27, 2013, 06:28:02 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on March 27, 2013, 02:30:40 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 26, 2013, 11:37:45 PM
"Blacks should be happy that the slave master gave them shelter, clothing, and food."

This seems to be popping up a lot.  Which moron on dah TeeBee/interbutts said this, so now everyone has to repeat it?

I heard someone say this at my job a few weeks ago. It's a thing, apparently. A sad, stupid thing.

Yeah, it's kind of a sentiment that continues to pervade efforts to "help" an Africa devastated by attempts to "rescue" it to this day.
Title: Re: White Student Union + Nighttime Patrols = Shenanigans.
Post by: Sita on March 27, 2013, 12:19:37 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on March 27, 2013, 02:30:40 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 26, 2013, 11:37:45 PM
"Blacks should be happy that the slave master gave them shelter, clothing, and food."

This seems to be popping up a lot.  Which moron on dah TeeBee/interbutts said this, so now everyone has to repeat it?
I've heard that off and on my whole life.
Occasionally accompanied with "They are just like a maid or butler. There's nothing to complain about."
Title: Re: White Student Union + Nighttime Patrols = Shenanigans.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 27, 2013, 04:22:34 PM
Quote from: Sita on March 27, 2013, 12:19:37 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on March 27, 2013, 02:30:40 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 26, 2013, 11:37:45 PM
"Blacks should be happy that the slave master gave them shelter, clothing, and food."

This seems to be popping up a lot.  Which moron on dah TeeBee/interbutts said this, so now everyone has to repeat it?
I've heard that off and on my whole life.
Occasionally accompanied with "They are just like a maid or butler. There's nothing to complain about."

Yeah, I usually hear it in conjunction with "And they use up all the welfare anyway, so they're still getting a free ride." or "They get all the decent jobs and then don't do them, so I guess they're getting their payback."
Title: Re: White Student Union + Nighttime Patrols = Shenanigans.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 27, 2013, 04:47:09 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 27, 2013, 06:28:02 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on March 27, 2013, 02:30:40 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 26, 2013, 11:37:45 PM
"Blacks should be happy that the slave master gave them shelter, clothing, and food."

This seems to be popping up a lot.  Which moron on dah TeeBee/interbutts said this, so now everyone has to repeat it?

I heard someone say this at my job a few weeks ago. It's a thing, apparently. A sad, stupid thing.

Recently, it was first brought up at CPAC, by some gomer in the audience.
Title: Re: White Student Union + Nighttime Patrols = Shenanigans.
Post by: Juana on March 27, 2013, 05:52:12 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on March 27, 2013, 02:30:40 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 26, 2013, 11:37:45 PM
"Blacks should be happy that the slave master gave them shelter, clothing, and food."

This seems to be popping up a lot.  Which moron on dah TeeBee/interbutts said this, so now everyone has to repeat it?
I think people have been saying it since about 1850 or so.
Title: Re: White Student Union + Nighttime Patrols = Shenanigans.
Post by: Cain on March 27, 2013, 05:53:59 PM
I'm willing to bet their self-defense course is a crock of shit, too.
Title: Re: White Student Union + Nighttime Patrols = Shenanigans.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 30, 2013, 06:15:53 AM
Quote from: Cain on March 27, 2013, 05:53:59 PM
I'm willing to bet their self-defense course is a crock of shit, too.

Probably "blow this whistle to call for manly back-up".

Or "mace and taser anyone with a tan darker than yours".
Title: Re: White Student Union + Nighttime Patrols = Shenanigans.
Post by: Cain on March 30, 2013, 10:42:06 AM
"Perform the highly complicated Exploding Five Point Heart technique while under the conditions of extreme stress and an adrenaline dump."
Title: Re: White Student Union + Nighttime Patrols = Shenanigans.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on March 30, 2013, 05:43:29 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 30, 2013, 10:42:06 AM
"Perform the highly complicated Exploding Five Point Heart technique while under the conditions of extreme stress and an adrenaline dump."

"Reflexes? Naw, you just gotta use your head. Those people are all dumb brutes anyway; don'tcha know that you can kill a guy with one quick blow to the nose?"