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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 27, 2013, 11:59:42 PM

Title: The Immovable Ladder
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 27, 2013, 11:59:42 PM
I feel like this is, somehow, relevant to just about everything.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immovable_Ladder

QuoteThe Immovable Ladder (Hebrew: סולם הסטטוס קוו‎, literally: The status quo ladder) is a wooden ladder located above the facade, under the window of the Church of the Holy Sepulchre in the Old City of Jerusalem. Made of cedar wood, possibly from Lebanon, it was first mentioned in 1757 and has remained in the same exact location since the 18th century. The ladder is referred to as immovable due to an understanding that no cleric of the six ecumenical Christian orders may move, rearrange, or alter any property without the consent of all six orders.[1]

Upon the pontifical orders of Pope Paul VI in 1964, the ladder was to remain in place until such a time when the Catholic Church and the Orthodox Church reach a state of ecumenism. The ladder has since been related to the agreement of Status Quo which defined the six Christian religious orders which claim rights over the use of the Church of the Holy Sepulchre. The primary conflicts however, surrounding the ladder and its immovability has been disputed by a lasting conflict between the Greek Orthodox Church and the Armenian Orthodox Church.
Title: Re: The Immovable Ladder
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 28, 2013, 12:00:30 AM
You really CAN'T make this shit up.
Title: Re: The Immovable Ladder
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 28, 2013, 12:08:05 AM
That makes me want to go MOVE it a little and decorate it with Truck Nuts.
Title: Re: The Immovable Ladder
Post by: navkat on March 28, 2013, 02:57:59 AM
Get a horde of masked anons together to fucking Airsoft gun that bitch in the same spot until it comes down.
Title: Re: The Immovable Ladder
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on March 28, 2013, 03:12:14 AM
I only know one Israeli anon, and I'm pretty sure she could shatter that thing with her tits if she took a crack at it.
Title: Re: The Immovable Ladder
Post by: navkat on March 28, 2013, 04:35:46 AM
I dig you, Pennyworth. You and your giant octopus.
Title: Re: The Immovable Ladder
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on March 28, 2013, 04:42:22 AM
Quote from: navkat: navkat of...navkat! on March 28, 2013, 04:35:46 AM
I dig you, Pennyworth. You and your giant octopus.
Thanks!
Title: Re: The Immovable Ladder
Post by: Bu🤠ns on March 28, 2013, 07:40:49 AM
Someone should move it like a half a centimeter a week for so many weeks.  We could take bets on when they'd figure it out.
Title: Re: The Immovable Ladder
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 28, 2013, 09:09:04 AM
Holy shit! This is about as dumb as pretty much every other aspect of their bullshit superstitious fantasy world. Colour me shocked!
Title: Re: The Immovable Ladder
Post by: Junkenstein on March 28, 2013, 10:41:17 AM
Hmm.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_the_Holy_Sepulchre#Calvary_.28Golgotha.29

QuoteEstablishment of the 1853 status quo did not halt the violence, which continues to break out every so often even in modern times. On a hot summer day in 2002, a Coptic monk moved his chair from its agreed spot into the shade. This was interpreted as a hostile move by the Ethiopians, and eleven were hospitalized after the resulting fracas.[30]

There's something about Jerusalem. It may be some kind of tribal quality, or it may just be people are really really stupid.
Title: Re: The Immovable Ladder
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 28, 2013, 10:59:13 AM
Pathological gullibility, coupled with absolute inability to form basic logical thought.

"Thou shalt not kill" = "Thou shalt kill"

You can't combat that kind of insanity using conventional means. The way I see it the choices are medication or incineration. And I'm not convinced the medication route will work.
Title: Re: The Immovable Ladder
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 29, 2013, 12:27:32 AM
It really, truly, elevates bureaucracy to an art. The committees must be AWESOME.
Title: Re: The Immovable Ladder
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on March 29, 2013, 12:36:35 AM
I'm really starting to think that Jerusalem must be home to some as-of-yet unidentified pathogen that afflicts the frontal lobes. Like cordyceps for humans, but instead of weird fungal growths they just get all insane.
Title: Re: The Immovable Ladder
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 29, 2013, 01:03:59 AM
Some kinda weird, supernatural radiation leaking out of christ's corpse?