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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Pope Pixie Pickle on April 08, 2013, 03:35:44 PM

Title: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEID!
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on April 08, 2013, 03:35:44 PM
BYE BYE THATCHER!
Title: Re: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEID!
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 08, 2013, 04:00:45 PM
Is in another thread already
Title: Re: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEID!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on April 08, 2013, 04:29:00 PM
Deserves a lot more than one thread!  :lulz:
Title: Re: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEID!
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on April 08, 2013, 05:00:52 PM
fuck yes P3nt! I hear reports of a party in Traflgar Square tommorrow via the facebooks.

Any rumblings of Scotland getting all kinds of pished?
Title: Re: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEID!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 08, 2013, 06:26:57 PM
Annette Funicello went to the big beach party in the sky. Thatcher is not invited, obviously.
There's a rumor making the rounds that Cher died, due to the last four letters in "Thatcher": http://www.sfgate.com/technology/businessinsider/article/A-Lot-Of-People-On-Twitter-Think-Cher-s-Dead-4417624.php
Title: Re: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEID!
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on April 08, 2013, 06:48:17 PM
Payne laughed so much he farted about the Cher thing.
Title: Re: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEID!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on April 08, 2013, 07:33:52 PM
Quote from: Pixie on April 08, 2013, 05:00:52 PM
fuck yes P3nt! I hear reports of a party in Traflgar Square tommorrow via the facebooks.

Any rumblings of Scotland getting all kinds of pished?

Be surprised if there wisnae a bit of merrymaking. TBH the old cunt's been nothing but a vegetable for years. Nice she's finally fucked off forever, tho.
Title: Re: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEID!
Post by: Junkenstein on April 08, 2013, 08:03:40 PM
Most places round here let people go at mid-day.

Many shops (selling booze) actually queued out the door.

This is the happiest I have ever seen this town.
Title: Re: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEID!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2013, 08:04:30 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 08, 2013, 08:03:40 PM
Most places round here let people go at mid-day.

Many shops (selling booze) actually queued out the door.

This is the happiest I have ever seen this town.

I was very young, but I remember the parties when Nixon scurried out of office.

I imagine this is similar.
Title: Re: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEID!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2013, 08:06:33 PM
See my comments in the other thread.  I am actually, on some level, sad about this.

Don't get me wrong:  She was a genuinely insane person who thought that AIDS victims should be put into camps, but her evil was REALLY REALLY HUGE, and all I have left now are small assholes like Eric Cantor.
Title: Re: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEID!
Post by: Junkenstein on April 08, 2013, 08:09:10 PM
It's almost surreal.

What can I expect tomorrow atmosphere-wise? I'd like this to last the week but I get the feeling that the joy glands will have recovered by tomorrow.

And I have, the monsters of today are youtube voicedubed remixed to all kinds of petty non-hilarity. Even Bush never captured the outright "Fuck you" of Daddy.
Title: Re: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEID!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2013, 08:15:32 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 08, 2013, 08:09:10 PM
It's almost surreal.

What can I expect tomorrow atmosphere-wise? I'd like this to last the week but I get the feeling that the joy glands will have recovered by tomorrow.

And I have, the monsters of today are youtube voicedubed remixed to all kinds of petty non-hilarity. Even Bush never captured the outright "Fuck you" of Daddy.

Or Reagan.  Or, even moreso, of Thatcher.

I like my villains larger than life.  I like them to be outright Evil, with a capital E.  Now all I have is simpering little shitnecks from New York and Virginia, who neither keep a straight face nor have the GUTS to laugh evilly, in the style of Jeremy Irons.

Maggie Thatcher did all of that.  She's gone, and now you have Dozy Dave.  All the squick, none of the glorious assbattery and/or hollow laughter in marble halls.

Just evil with a small e.
Title: Re: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEID!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 08, 2013, 08:28:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2013, 08:04:30 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 08, 2013, 08:03:40 PM
Most places round here let people go at mid-day.

Many shops (selling booze) actually queued out the door.

This is the happiest I have ever seen this town.

I was very young, but I remember the parties when Nixon scurried out of office.

I imagine this is similar.

I remember when Reagan got shot. People who never even talked to me before were shoving joints and wine bottles at me and going "WOOHOOOOO I HOPE THAT MOTHERFUCKER DIES!"  :lol:
And there was celebration and literal dancing in the streets.  :lulz:
Title: Re: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEID!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2013, 08:28:31 PM
Quote from: stelz on April 08, 2013, 08:28:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2013, 08:04:30 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 08, 2013, 08:03:40 PM
Most places round here let people go at mid-day.

Many shops (selling booze) actually queued out the door.

This is the happiest I have ever seen this town.

I was very young, but I remember the parties when Nixon scurried out of office.

I imagine this is similar.

I remember when Reagan got shot. People who never even talked to me before were shoving joints and wine bottles at me and going "WOOHOOOOO I HOPE THAT MOTHERFUCKER DIES!"  :lol:
And there was celebration and literal dancing in the streets.  :lulz:

Not by me.  I knew what was actually going to happen.
Title: Re: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEID!
Post by: Cain on April 08, 2013, 08:32:29 PM
We still have Kim Jong-un.  And the crazy Chavismo candidate in Venezuela.  And, uh, Berlusconi.

Fuck.
Title: Re: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEID!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2013, 08:33:47 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 08, 2013, 08:32:29 PM
We still have Kim Jong-un.  And the crazy Chavismo candidate in Venezuela.  And, uh, Berlusconi.

Fuck.

Kim Jong-Un is a puppet. 

Chavismo candidate is a cheap knockoff of The Man.

Berlusconi is a small time piker.

THEY'RE ALL GONE, CAIN!   :cry:
Title: Re: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEID!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 08, 2013, 08:34:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2013, 08:28:31 PM
Quote from: stelz on April 08, 2013, 08:28:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2013, 08:04:30 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 08, 2013, 08:03:40 PM
Most places round here let people go at mid-day.

Many shops (selling booze) actually queued out the door.

This is the happiest I have ever seen this town.

I was very young, but I remember the parties when Nixon scurried out of office.

I imagine this is similar.

I remember when Reagan got shot. People who never even talked to me before were shoving joints and wine bottles at me and going "WOOHOOOOO I HOPE THAT MOTHERFUCKER DIES!"  :lol:
And there was celebration and literal dancing in the streets.  :lulz:

Not by me.  I knew what was actually going to happen.

Yeah. But it was cool seeing everybody so happy.
While it lasted.
Title: Re: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEID!
Post by: Cain on April 08, 2013, 08:35:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2013, 08:33:47 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 08, 2013, 08:32:29 PM
We still have Kim Jong-un.  And the crazy Chavismo candidate in Venezuela.  And, uh, Berlusconi.

Fuck.

Kim Jong-Un is a puppet. 

Chavismo candidate is a cheap knockoff of The Man.

Berlusconi is a small time piker.

THEY'RE ALL GONE, CAIN!   :cry:

No.  We still have Putin.

He is our only hope now.
Title: Re: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEID!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2013, 08:37:28 PM
Quote from: stelz on April 08, 2013, 08:34:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2013, 08:28:31 PM
Quote from: stelz on April 08, 2013, 08:28:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2013, 08:04:30 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 08, 2013, 08:03:40 PM
Most places round here let people go at mid-day.

Many shops (selling booze) actually queued out the door.

This is the happiest I have ever seen this town.

I was very young, but I remember the parties when Nixon scurried out of office.

I imagine this is similar.

I remember when Reagan got shot. People who never even talked to me before were shoving joints and wine bottles at me and going "WOOHOOOOO I HOPE THAT MOTHERFUCKER DIES!"  :lol:
And there was celebration and literal dancing in the streets.  :lulz:

Not by me.  I knew what was actually going to happen.

Yeah. But it was cool seeing everybody so happy.
While it lasted.

Not for me.  I could see Reagan having a blank cheque for the rest of his career, or his successor (GHWB).  I knew that it would result in the po'buckers having their day for decades.

Consider:  How many people even seriously suggested that Reagan, Bush, or that fuckwad North be held accountable for Iran/Contra?
Title: Re: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEID!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2013, 08:38:47 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 08, 2013, 08:35:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2013, 08:33:47 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 08, 2013, 08:32:29 PM
We still have Kim Jong-un.  And the crazy Chavismo candidate in Venezuela.  And, uh, Berlusconi.

Fuck.

Kim Jong-Un is a puppet. 

Chavismo candidate is a cheap knockoff of The Man.

Berlusconi is a small time piker.

THEY'RE ALL GONE, CAIN!   :cry:

No.  We still have Putin.

He is our only hope now.

Putin doesn't laugh wickedly enough, and he doesn't flaunt his crapping on of the poor/downtrodden.

He has class, and a certain style, but his evil isn't very muhaha, if you catch my drift.
Title: Re: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEID!
Post by: Junkenstein on April 08, 2013, 08:43:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2013, 08:15:32 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 08, 2013, 08:09:10 PM
It's almost surreal.

What can I expect tomorrow atmosphere-wise? I'd like this to last the week but I get the feeling that the joy glands will have recovered by tomorrow.

And I have, the monsters of today are youtube voicedubed remixed to all kinds of petty non-hilarity. Even Bush never captured the outright "Fuck you" of Daddy.

Or Reagan.  Or, even moreso, of Thatcher.

I like my villains larger than life.  I like them to be outright Evil, with a capital E.  Now all I have is simpering little shitnecks from New York and Virginia, who neither keep a straight face nor have the GUTS to laugh evilly, in the style of Jeremy Irons.

Maggie Thatcher did all of that.  She's gone, and now you have Dozy Dave.  All the squick, none of the glorious assbattery and/or hollow laughter in marble halls.

Just evil with a small e.

Small e is right. The real monsters are safely in the shadows now with bumbling puppets to play with when inclined.

I hold out a little hope for a magnificent bastard ending to the Berlusconi saga. You never know.

A part of me wishes Jong-Un would just call the UN and demand all sanctions lifted and ONE TRILLION DOLLA in a full on bond villan style. Just threaten to launch a rocket. Not at anywhere in particular. That's how you do terrorism. Random Nuke. What's to lose?

But we won't see this. Just shits and posturing while the recession fades and another glorious round of credit can be cast anew for the eventual benefit of few.

Edit for idiot typo.
Title: Re: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEID!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 08, 2013, 08:48:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2013, 08:37:28 PM
Quote from: stelz on April 08, 2013, 08:34:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2013, 08:28:31 PM
Quote from: stelz on April 08, 2013, 08:28:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2013, 08:04:30 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 08, 2013, 08:03:40 PM
Most places round here let people go at mid-day.

Many shops (selling booze) actually queued out the door.

This is the happiest I have ever seen this town.

I was very young, but I remember the parties when Nixon scurried out of office.

I imagine this is similar.

I remember when Reagan got shot. People who never even talked to me before were shoving joints and wine bottles at me and going "WOOHOOOOO I HOPE THAT MOTHERFUCKER DIES!"  :lol:
And there was celebration and literal dancing in the streets.  :lulz:

Not by me.  I knew what was actually going to happen.

Yeah. But it was cool seeing everybody so happy.
While it lasted.

Not for me.  I could see Reagan having a blank cheque for the rest of his career, or his successor (GHWB).  I knew that it would result in the po'buckers having their day for decades.

Consider:  How many people even seriously suggested that Reagan, Bush, or that fuckwad North be held accountable for Iran/Contra?

Yeah. I had sense enough to know there were going to be repurcussions and lashing out at all of us, but I had no idea how goddamn LONG it would go on.
Title: Re: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEID!
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 09, 2013, 01:04:45 AM
The driverside rear wheel of the roommate's car picked up a nail. So we went to the tire shop to get it fixed. They have a big screen TV in the little waiting area.

Everyone was talking about Thatcher being dead. Lots of people saying "This woman defined my entire generation's idea of politics."

I understand now, why we are so fucked.

Oh Fox News, your LULZ are so LULZY.
Title: Re: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEID!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 09, 2013, 02:29:26 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 09, 2013, 01:04:45 AM
The driverside rear wheel of the roommate's car picked up a nail. So we went to the tire shop to get it fixed. They have a big screen TV in the little waiting area.

Everyone was talking about Thatcher being dead. Lots of people saying "This woman defined my entire generation's idea of politics."

I understand now, why we are so fucked.

Oh Fox News, your LULZ are so LULZY.

Being forcefed FOX in public spaces is always enlightening. And nauseating.
Title: Re: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEID!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 09, 2013, 02:34:25 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 09, 2013, 01:04:45 AM
The driverside rear wheel of the roommate's car picked up a nail. So we went to the tire shop to get it fixed. They have a big screen TV in the little waiting area.

Everyone was talking about Thatcher being dead. Lots of people saying "This woman defined my entire generation's idea of politics."

I understand now, why we are so fucked.

Oh Fox News, your LULZ are so LULZY.

Except that the lady was right.

It's really hard to describe the 80s.
Title: Re: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEID!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 09, 2013, 02:37:04 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 09, 2013, 02:34:25 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 09, 2013, 01:04:45 AM
The driverside rear wheel of the roommate's car picked up a nail. So we went to the tire shop to get it fixed. They have a big screen TV in the little waiting area.

Everyone was talking about Thatcher being dead. Lots of people saying "This woman defined my entire generation's idea of politics."

I understand now, why we are so fucked.

Oh Fox News, your LULZ are so LULZY.

Except that the lady was right.

It's really hard to describe the 80s.

I'll try

:horror:
Title: Re: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEID!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 09, 2013, 02:40:32 AM
Quote from: stelz on April 09, 2013, 02:37:04 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 09, 2013, 02:34:25 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 09, 2013, 01:04:45 AM
The driverside rear wheel of the roommate's car picked up a nail. So we went to the tire shop to get it fixed. They have a big screen TV in the little waiting area.

Everyone was talking about Thatcher being dead. Lots of people saying "This woman defined my entire generation's idea of politics."

I understand now, why we are so fucked.

Oh Fox News, your LULZ are so LULZY.

Except that the lady was right.

It's really hard to describe the 80s.

I'll try

:horror:

With some :whack: and a bit of  :jebus: and a side of  :teabagger1:

Fortunately, we also had :bob:
Title: Re: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEID!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 09, 2013, 02:44:15 AM
Looks about right.

Oh, and hair metal.
Title: Re: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEID!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 09, 2013, 02:45:48 AM
Quote from: stelz on April 09, 2013, 02:44:15 AM
Looks about right.

Oh, and hair metal.

Thank you for reminding me.

In the same vein, perhaps you could maybe STOMP ON MY FACE FOR 3 HOURS?
Title: Re: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEID!
Post by: Eater of Clowns on April 09, 2013, 02:57:18 AM
-ahem-

WHICH OLD WITCH?
Title: Re: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEID!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 09, 2013, 03:04:01 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 09, 2013, 02:57:18 AM
-ahem-

WHICH OLD WITCH?

Maggie Thatcher.
Title: Re: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEID!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 09, 2013, 04:45:33 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 09, 2013, 02:45:48 AM
Quote from: stelz on April 09, 2013, 02:44:15 AM
Looks about right.

Oh, and hair metal.

Thank you for reminding me.

In the same vein, perhaps you could maybe STOMP ON MY FACE FOR 3 HOURS?

Sorry.
I'm still trying to recover from listening to people at work talk about how many times they' seen "Dirty Dancing" and what was happening on "Thirtysomething".

OH FUCK. SORRY. OSHI-
Title: Re: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEID!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 09, 2013, 04:46:40 AM
Quote from: stelz on April 09, 2013, 04:45:33 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 09, 2013, 02:45:48 AM
Quote from: stelz on April 09, 2013, 02:44:15 AM
Looks about right.

Oh, and hair metal.

Thank you for reminding me.

In the same vein, perhaps you could maybe STOMP ON MY FACE FOR 3 HOURS?

Sorry.
I'm still trying to recover from listening to people at work talk about how many times they' seen "Dirty Dancing" and what was happening on "Thirtysomething".

OH FUCK. SORRY. OSHI-

:cry:
Title: Re: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEID!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 09, 2013, 04:49:42 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 09, 2013, 04:46:40 AM
Quote from: stelz on April 09, 2013, 04:45:33 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 09, 2013, 02:45:48 AM
Quote from: stelz on April 09, 2013, 02:44:15 AM
Looks about right.

Oh, and hair metal.

Thank you for reminding me.

In the same vein, perhaps you could maybe STOMP ON MY FACE FOR 3 HOURS?

Sorry.
I'm still trying to recover from listening to people at work talk about how many times they' seen "Dirty Dancing" and what was happening on "Thirtysomething".

OH FUCK. SORRY. OSHI-

:cry:

OH GOD I CAN'T STOP I'M SICKING UP ALL THE TRAUMA (http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/image_content_width/hash/a6/ee/a6ee86550c794a3fe4b999ed0e414802.jpg?itok=MPzzxUv-)
Title: Re: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEID!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 09, 2013, 04:50:20 AM
Quote from: stelz on April 09, 2013, 04:49:42 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 09, 2013, 04:46:40 AM
Quote from: stelz on April 09, 2013, 04:45:33 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 09, 2013, 02:45:48 AM
Quote from: stelz on April 09, 2013, 02:44:15 AM
Looks about right.

Oh, and hair metal.

Thank you for reminding me.

In the same vein, perhaps you could maybe STOMP ON MY FACE FOR 3 HOURS?

Sorry.
I'm still trying to recover from listening to people at work talk about how many times they' seen "Dirty Dancing" and what was happening on "Thirtysomething".

OH FUCK. SORRY. OSHI-

:cry:

OH GOD I CAN'T STOP I'M SICKING UP ALL THE TRAUMA (http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/image_content_width/hash/a6/ee/a6ee86550c794a3fe4b999ed0e414802.jpg?itok=MPzzxUv-)

I was just going to bed, too.

Why, Stella?  WHY?
Title: Re: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEID!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 09, 2013, 04:54:38 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 09, 2013, 04:50:20 AM
Quote from: stelz on April 09, 2013, 04:49:42 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 09, 2013, 04:46:40 AM
Quote from: stelz on April 09, 2013, 04:45:33 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 09, 2013, 02:45:48 AM
Quote from: stelz on April 09, 2013, 02:44:15 AM
Looks about right.

Oh, and hair metal.

Thank you for reminding me.

In the same vein, perhaps you could maybe STOMP ON MY FACE FOR 3 HOURS?

Sorry.
I'm still trying to recover from listening to people at work talk about how many times they' seen "Dirty Dancing" and what was happening on "Thirtysomething".

OH FUCK. SORRY. OSHI-

:cry:

OH GOD I CAN'T STOP I'M SICKING UP ALL THE TRAUMA (http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/image_content_width/hash/a6/ee/a6ee86550c794a3fe4b999ed0e414802.jpg?itok=MPzzxUv-)

I was just going to bed, too.

Why, Stella?  WHY?

JUST KILL ME BEFORE I POST "GROWING PAINS".
PLEASE.
Title: Re: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEID!
Post by: LMNO on April 09, 2013, 01:30:00 PM
Of course, the 80s also had this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Decline_of_Western_Civilization).  Which is how I usually remember it, with a whole bunch of this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SST_Records), and especially them (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minutemen_(band)).
Title: Re: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEID!
Post by: Junkenstein on April 09, 2013, 03:50:31 PM
(http://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/69639/1365452554/ghost.gif)
Title: Re: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEID!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 09, 2013, 06:41:54 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 09, 2013, 01:30:00 PM
Of course, the 80s also had this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Decline_of_Western_Civilization).  Which is how I usually remember it, with a whole bunch of this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SST_Records), and especially them (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minutemen_(band)).

D. Boon, oh hell yes.