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Title: How to Get Girls Like Usher and T-Pain.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 09, 2013, 09:06:36 AM

http://youtu.be/IdPtTxppcV0

Because oh yeah baby, they got it going on.

Title: Re: How to Get Girls Like Usher and T-Pain.
Post by: navkat on April 09, 2013, 03:34:03 PM

I want a man who wears a gummy-bear codpiece.

Title: Re: How to Get Girls Like Usher and T-Pain.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on April 09, 2013, 05:41:44 PM

i'm fairly certain that if you provide a gummy bear codpiece there are a number of us here that would wear it for you.
:lol:

Title: Re: How to Get Girls Like Usher and T-Pain.
Post by: navkat on April 09, 2013, 06:05:40 PM

Title: Re: How to Get Girls Like Usher and T-Pain.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 09, 2013, 06:11:33 PM

Now see? That's how you do it. Aww yeah.

Title: Re: How to Get Girls Like Usher and T-Pain.
Post by: navkat on April 09, 2013, 06:13:18 PM

A novel way to spice up that dick-in-a-box you were going to give her for her birthday.

Title: Re: How to Get Girls Like Usher and T-Pain.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 09, 2013, 06:23:06 PM

Man, if they made gummy condoms . . . well. Every one would have yeast infections. But putting that aside . . . it would be interesting to . . . no. Nevermind. Just no. BRAIN SHUT UP.

Title: Re: How to Get Girls Like Usher and T-Pain.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on April 09, 2013, 06:24:56 PM

i'm fairly certain there's a joke in there about going bear back...

Title: Re: How to Get Girls Like Usher and T-Pain.
Post by: LMNO on April 09, 2013, 06:54:34 PM

:crankey:

Title: Re: How to Get Girls Like Usher and T-Pain.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 09, 2013, 07:09:51 PM

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 09, 2013, 06:54:34 PM
:crankey:

You love it.

Title: Re: How to Get Girls Like Usher and T-Pain.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on April 09, 2013, 07:19:03 PM

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 09, 2013, 06:54:34 PM
:crankey:

why, you were second on the list of fellows that i would have figured to be up for the gummybear codpiece program...

Title: Re: How to Get Girls Like Usher and T-Pain.
Post by: navkat on April 09, 2013, 07:23:35 PM

I'm sure we can find a way to fill up those gummy shot-glasses in the interim.

BRAIN, SHUT UP!

Title: Re: How to Get Girls Like Usher and T-Pain.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on April 09, 2013, 07:27:38 PM

that's not your brain talking, my dear.

Title: Re: How to Get Girls Like Usher and T-Pain.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 11, 2013, 07:53:01 AM

Yep. Still funny.

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