Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 16, 2013, 03:55:35 AM

Title: OH, CHINA!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 16, 2013, 03:55:35 AM
http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/04/15/17768063-chinese-ship-runs-into-protected-reef-in-philippines-while-transporting-11-tons-illegal-anteater-meat?lite

If they'd dumped their used motor oil over the side, they'd have gotten the trifecta.
Title: Re: OH, CHINA!
Post by: Richter on April 16, 2013, 03:58:13 AM
 :lulz:

ANTEATER MEAT?
Title: Re: OH, CHINA!
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on April 16, 2013, 04:12:25 AM
Sounds good! Where can I get some?
Title: Re: OH, CHINA!
Post by: Pergamos on April 16, 2013, 04:14:21 AM
Quote from: Richter on April 16, 2013, 03:58:13 AM
:lulz:

ANTEATER MEAT?

The only place I know of where people eat anteater meat is in Dwarf Fortress.
Title: Re: OH, CHINA!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 16, 2013, 04:16:11 AM
The link says it's seen as medicinal over there. Like tiger gallbladders or whatever.
Title: Re: OH, CHINA!
Post by: Junkenstein on April 16, 2013, 11:06:06 AM
11 Tons? That's a lot of fucking anteaters.
Title: Re: OH, CHINA!
Post by: Reginald Ret on April 16, 2013, 12:16:30 PM
Are there any anteaters left?
Because genocide annoys me.
I may have to go stab china.
Title: Re: OH, CHINA!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on April 16, 2013, 12:34:51 PM
Quote from: :regret: on April 16, 2013, 12:16:30 PM
Are there any anteaters left?
Because genocide annoys me.
I may have to go stab china.

Given that all chinese people know that the best medicine comes from endangered species, maybe this was an attempt to make anteaters an endangered species and, in doing so, develop a new chinese superdrug to combat male pattern baldness and erectile dysfunction in a double whammy?
Title: Re: OH, CHINA!
Post by: Suu on April 16, 2013, 02:08:52 PM
What the fuck?  :lulz:
Title: Re: OH, CHINA!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 17, 2013, 08:28:47 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 16, 2013, 03:55:35 AM
http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/04/15/17768063-chinese-ship-runs-into-protected-reef-in-philippines-while-transporting-11-tons-illegal-anteater-meat?lite

If they'd dumped their used motor oil over the side, they'd have gotten the trifecta.

:horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:

Noooo this is... fucking horrifying.