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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Pope Pixie Pickle on April 21, 2013, 12:51:48 PM

Title: I'm playing Nation States
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on April 21, 2013, 12:51:48 PM
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_kallisti_isles

Would anyone like to join me?
Title: Re: I'm playing Nation States
Post by: Suu on April 21, 2013, 02:36:50 PM
I've done this on and off since the 90s. It's a good time, but I can't stay focused on it.
Title: Re: I'm playing Nation States
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 21, 2013, 06:26:54 PM
This looks interesting, how do you play? I don't know if I'll have time but it does look like fun.

Oh hey, that guy wrote "Jennifer Government". That was a good book.
Title: Re: I'm playing Nation States
Post by: EK WAFFLR on April 21, 2013, 07:14:10 PM
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=northern_belgium
Title: Re: I'm playing Nation States
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on April 21, 2013, 08:23:32 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 21, 2013, 06:26:54 PM
This looks interesting, how do you play? I don't know if I'll have time but it does look like fun.

Oh hey, that guy wrote "Jennifer Government". That was a good book.

You can join alliances, going the WA (like the UN) and make policy decisions every few hours.
Title: Re: I'm playing Nation States
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on April 21, 2013, 08:24:37 PM
Also it gives you stats and such.


My nation has a 1 in 10 people die of murder stat.

I kinda need to fix that...
Title: Re: I'm playing Nation States
Post by: EK WAFFLR on April 21, 2013, 08:32:44 PM
My people die of old age, of being lost in the wilderness or by acts of god.
Title: Re: I'm playing Nation States
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on April 21, 2013, 08:35:05 PM
bungee jumping, old age and heart disease...
Title: Re: I'm playing Nation States
Post by: Lenin McCarthy on April 21, 2013, 08:36:31 PM
http://m.nationstates.net/nation=inner_zygotia (http://m.nationstates.net/nation=inner_zygotia)
Title: Re: I'm playing Nation States
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 21, 2013, 08:37:54 PM
That game was fun but it gets REALLY repetitive after a week or so. I did used to enjoy subjecting my virtual citizens to the most capricious abuses of authority imaginable.
Title: Re: I'm playing Nation States
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on April 21, 2013, 08:41:31 PM
Ok, there are 3 of us.. I should maybe figure out how to form our own region.
Title: Re: I'm playing Nation States
Post by: hirley0 on April 21, 2013, 08:49:35 PM
Warning - while you were reading 4 new replies have been posted.

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i counted 5

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Title: Re: I'm playing Nation States
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on April 21, 2013, 09:06:53 PM
Quote from: hirley0 on April 21, 2013, 08:49:35 PM
Warning - while you were reading 4 new replies have been posted.

name was used by a fo

i counted 5

10:14:10 am » | 11:32:44 11:35:05 11:36:31 11:37:54 11:41:31 | 11:49:35

only 3 folks gave links, through..
Title: Re: I'm playing Nation States
Post by: deadfong on April 22, 2013, 12:28:22 AM
http://www.nationstates.net/the_cities_of_the_red_night (http://www.nationstates.net/the_cities_of_the_red_night)
Title: Re: I'm playing Nation States
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 22, 2013, 01:32:08 AM
Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on April 21, 2013, 07:14:10 PM
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=northern_belgium

What the hell is a Schpøpel?
Title: Re: I'm playing Nation States
Post by: Aucoq on April 22, 2013, 01:33:27 AM
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=peoples_republic_of_new_texas

We're the People's Republic of New Texas.  We were a colony of Texas at one time, but because they refused to stop giving money to schools altogether we decided to secede.  After all, we don't associate with no commies.  We have a thriving economy that follows the golden rule of our patron saint, Saint Mitt: "Corporations are people, my friend!"  The three leading causes of death in our little nation are heart disease, exposure, and old age.  Not bad at all.  Like I said, our economy is strong.  Unfortunately the global community says we're seriously lacking in political freedom.  But the people who said that are all socialist pigs out to punish success.  What's wrong with wanting everyone to love their country?  So join us immediately or face our wrath.  After all, if you're not with us you're against us.
Title: Re: I'm playing Nation States
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 22, 2013, 02:02:21 AM
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=new_twidland

Why not.
Title: Re: I'm playing Nation States
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on April 22, 2013, 03:02:53 AM
Ok, I have urgent stuff going on in the next couple days, so won't be up to much with it.

imma try figure out if it can get more involved...
Title: Re: I'm playing Nation States
Post by: Aucoq on April 22, 2013, 04:01:34 AM
Quote from: Pixie on April 22, 2013, 03:02:53 AM
Ok, I have urgent stuff going on in the next couple days, so won't be up to much with it.

imma try figure out if it can get more involved...

I think it's mostly just about checking in every day to solve two(?) issues.  It looks very hands off unless you just really want to get involved in the forums there.  I'm not 100% sure though.

I decided to make a second nation mostly out of boredom but also to see what it'd be like if I answered the questions more closely to my own beliefs.  The results were fantastic:

QuoteThe Kingdom of Unorganized Territories is a fledgling, safe nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. Its compassionate, cynical population of 5 million are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Social Welfare, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Law & Order receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 57%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Pizza Delivery.

Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown. Unorganized Territories's national animal is the Koi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Yen.

That's my kind of country.
Title: Re: I'm playing Nation States
Post by: Aucoq on April 22, 2013, 06:52:37 AM
So I decided to check NationStates one more time for the night.  Apparently it changes the description of your nation every now and then (every time you refresh?).  Well anyway, when I first made the People's Republic I made up this:

Quote from: Aucoq on April 22, 2013, 01:33:27 AMWe were a colony of Texas at one time, but because they refused to stop giving money to schools altogether we decided to secede.  After all, we don't associate with no commies.

When I just checked it the computer-generated description had changed to include this:

Quote from: http://www.nationstates.net/peoples_republic_of_new_texasThe Colony of Peoples Republic of New Texas is a fledgling, economically powerful nation, renowned for its complete lack of public education

To quote the great philosopher George Walker Bush," Mission accomplished!"  :lol:

The sad part of this is that I'm playing this as if it were a corporatocracy, making decisions based on whether or not it helps or hurts corporations and/or the ultra-rich without any consideration for how it affects the citizens, and as the People's Republic changes it starts looking more and more like the United States.   :|
Title: Re: I'm playing Nation States
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on April 22, 2013, 08:55:42 AM
Just legalised euthanasia.
Title: Re: I'm playing Nation States
Post by: Faust on April 22, 2013, 11:52:42 AM
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=interzone

"The Disputed Territories of Interzone is a fledgling, devout nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 5 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Social Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 61%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.

Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Interzone's national animal is the Yeti, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Clip."
Title: Re: I'm playing Nation States
Post by: Cain on April 22, 2013, 02:47:45 PM
Tried playing it, got bored quickly.

Any game that does not have mechanics for conflict is of considerably less interest to me.  I'd rather play Civ II.
Title: Re: I'm playing Nation States
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on April 22, 2013, 02:52:00 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 22, 2013, 02:47:45 PM
Tried playing it, got bored quickly.

Any game that does not have mechanics for conflict is of considerably less interest to me.  I'd rather play Civ II.

This. What fun is there in a simulation that ignores the basic principal that governing, at all levels, is a struggle for supremacy?

Besides, NationStates isn't even a game, its a forum with overblown profile pages.
Title: Re: I'm playing Nation States
Post by: EK WAFFLR on April 22, 2013, 06:35:08 PM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on April 22, 2013, 01:32:08 AM
Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on April 21, 2013, 07:14:10 PM
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=northern_belgium

What the hell is a Schpøpel?

Schpøpel is a game in which two opposing players race on rollerskates toward a cylinder containing balls. The object of the game is to be the first player to the cylinder, grab a ball from the cylinder, and pop it by jumping on it, then calling Schpøpel. You are allowed to throw balls at your oponent, making it more dificult for them to finish before you do.
Title: Re: I'm playing Nation States
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 22, 2013, 06:36:42 PM
Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on April 22, 2013, 06:35:08 PM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on April 22, 2013, 01:32:08 AM
Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on April 21, 2013, 07:14:10 PM
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=northern_belgium

What the hell is a Schpøpel?

Schpøpel is a game in which two opposing players race on rollerskates toward a cylinder containing balls. The object of the game is to be the first player to the cylinder, grab a ball from the cylinder, and pop it by jumping on it, then calling Schpøpel. You are allowed to throw balls at your oponent, making it more dificult for them to finish before you do.

YOU TOTALLY MADE THAT UP, DIDN'T YOU???
Title: Re: I'm playing Nation States
Post by: LMNO on April 22, 2013, 06:40:29 PM
What a horrible thing to do to balls.
Title: Re: I'm playing Nation States
Post by: EK WAFFLR on April 22, 2013, 07:24:35 PM
Actually, I didn't
Title: Re: I'm playing Nation States
Post by: AFK on April 22, 2013, 11:37:04 PM
I remember a bunch of us did this back in 05 when I first joined this place.  It gets kind of boring after awhile.  Needs more splosions!
Title: Re: I'm playing Nation States
Post by: The Johnny on April 23, 2013, 02:48:51 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sid_Meier%27s_Alpha_Centauri#Alien_Crossfire (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sid_Meier%27s_Alpha_Centauri#Alien_Crossfire)

After a particular 4 hours of playing as Cult of Planet and getting overriden by Morgan Industries's air superiority, i properly deleted it...

It SURE has conflict!
Title: Re: I'm playing Nation States
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 23, 2013, 06:06:43 AM
This is my third time playing Nationstates. Actually, it was the first forum that I participated in too.

I ended up hating it because the game did get repetitive, and I hated the forum because there was just too much. UNLIMITED DATA and most of it boring. You couldn't keep up. And it wasn't worth it keeping up. This forum may be relatively quiet, but at least most things here are worth reading, you can keep up with it, and I consider most of the posters here friends. I've been here for what, 3 years? This is the only forum that I consider permanent, as far as my presence goes. Even if I gave up on Discordia, I would still come back here. Hell, I consider LMNO, and the Providence spags IRL friends at this point. Roger and Phox too. I met Roger once, but if I'm obviously having a shitty time of it, he will call me. I see LMNO as often as any of my non-internet friends. Up until Phox got busy, I talked to her a lot both on gchat and on the phone. I find myself missing Dimo, Suu, Richter, Luna and leln. So, I'll play around on Nationstates as long as you all are. After that, fuck it.