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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 25, 2013, 10:06:11 AM

Title: Have you guys heard of Equinisity?
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 25, 2013, 10:06:11 AM
http://www.equinisity.com

QuoteWelcome to Equinisity Retreats in Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada. Our Sacred Land is home to a herd of free roaming horses, llamas and our resident Buddha, Tesoro the bull. The 320 acres of enchanted forests, hills, lakes, rivers of underground crystals and magnificent views, is an energetic matrix for personal transformation through higher consciousness, universal love and connection to all life.

I think this could be a great vacation spot for PDers. We should put together a meet-up. It's only $1200 for three days, $2800 for eight.
Title: Re: Have you guys heard of Equinisity?
Post by: Faust on April 25, 2013, 10:38:20 AM
Sounds nice, bit pricey for universal love though.

And Equinistry makes me think of this harrowing story:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equus_%28play%29
Title: Re: Have you guys heard of Equinisity?
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 25, 2013, 08:57:01 PM
I wonder what the higher beings, healers and teachers all, at Equinisity would think about Equus.
Title: Re: Have you guys heard of Equinisity?
Post by: Junkenstein on April 25, 2013, 09:06:41 PM
Looking at the activities...

Quote
Tune and raise your vibration through the powerful crystals of Gateway and healing sessions with the Herd
Discover the power of intention and how it manifests in your personal journey
Meditation and Journeying in the Spirit Lodge
Learn horse language, ground skills, and liberty play with Liz and the Herd
Practice alternative riding and bareback pads, treeless saddles, bitless riding with halters, reins, neck ropes, or nothing
Follow the Herd on the 320 acre   land of old growth forests, meadows, lakes, and magical places
Take a guided tour to meet the powerful trees, rocks, and explore the chakras and vortices
Learn to see vortices, feel and see auras, and connect and communicate with all life
Learn animal and communication with all life through journaling, dowsing, opening to channel and trusting and refining your innate abilities.

I'm not sure I could take all of that over 8 days. Without rupturing something anyway.

Some of it does look awesome though.
Title: Re: Have you guys heard of Equinisity?
Post by: Junkenstein on April 25, 2013, 09:14:31 PM
Rethink this...

QuoteLiz Mitten Ryan
Facilitator/Horse Practitioner
When Liz Mitten Ryan moved to Gateway 2 Ranch in 1999, she embarked on a life changing journey. The 320 acres of untouched forests, meadows and lakes, became the pasture and home to Liz and her herd of warmblood horses. "One With The Herd- A Spiritual Journey" tells the story of how Liz lived in a wall tent for several months, following and communing with the herd, learning their secrets of connection and communication with The ALL (the horses' name for God) and all life.

Calling TGRR - Set up a kickstarter to send yourself there for a weekend. I'll kick in a tenner.
Title: Re: Have you guys heard of Equinisity?
Post by: Junkenstein on April 25, 2013, 09:18:18 PM
Oh fucking behave

http://www.equinisity.com/miracles.html
NO. Animals good. This not. Angry words.
Title: Re: Have you guys heard of Equinisity?
Post by: The Johnny on April 25, 2013, 09:39:51 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 25, 2013, 09:14:31 PM
Rethink this...

QuoteLiz Mitten Ryan
Facilitator/Horse Practitioner
When Liz Mitten Ryan moved to Gateway 2 Ranch in 1999, she embarked on a life changing journey. The 320 acres of untouched forests, meadows and lakes, became the pasture and home to Liz and her herd of warmblood horses. "One With The Herd- A Spiritual Journey" tells the story of how Liz lived in a wall tent for several months, following and communing with the herd, learning their secrets of connection and communication with The ALL (the horses' name for God) and all life.

Calling TGRR - Set up a kickstarter to send yourself there for a weekend. I'll kick in a tenner.

I only ride coldblooded horses. Under a full moon. In October 31st.
Title: Re: Have you guys heard of Equinisity?
Post by: Junkenstein on April 25, 2013, 09:41:18 PM
Horses told her the name for god.

That is all.

edit - I mean ALL
Title: Re: Have you guys heard of Equinisity?
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 25, 2013, 11:14:35 PM
It entertained me. Hippies and horses, man. I can see people frolicking through the fields of horse turds and calling it wisdom.
Title: Re: Have you guys heard of Equinisity?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 25, 2013, 11:48:15 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 25, 2013, 09:06:41 PM
Looking at the activities...

Quote
Tune and raise your vibration through the powerful crystals of Gateway and healing sessions with the Herd
Discover the power of intention and how it manifests in your personal journey
Meditation and Journeying in the Spirit Lodge
Learn horse language, ground skills, and liberty play with Liz and the Herd
Practice alternative riding and bareback pads, treeless saddles, bitless riding with halters, reins, neck ropes, or nothing
Follow the Herd on the 320 acre   land of old growth forests, meadows, lakes, and magical places
Take a guided tour to meet the powerful trees, rocks, and explore the chakras and vortices
Learn to see vortices, feel and see auras, and connect and communicate with all life
Learn animal and communication with all life through journaling, dowsing, opening to channel and trusting and refining your innate abilities.

I'm not sure I could take all of that over 8 days. Without rupturing something anyway.

Some of it does look awesome though.

This makes me want to SHIT IN MY PANTS.  GREAT HUGE TURDS OF HIPPIE-LOVE AND LIBERTY PLAY WITH THE HERD, WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT MEANS.

I'M NOT FUCKING ANY COWS.
Title: Re: Have you guys heard of Equinisity?
Post by: LMNO on April 26, 2013, 04:57:48 AM
I like horses. I don't like hippies.

I would most likely get all the horses to spook, and trample the hippies. While I wear assless chaps.
Title: Re: Have you guys heard of Equinisity?
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 26, 2013, 06:28:15 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 26, 2013, 04:57:48 AM
I like horses. I don't like hippies.

I would most likely get all the horses to spook, and trample the hippies. While I wear assless chaps.

Oh but these horses wouldn't spook. They are higher beings here to teach and heal us. They would just look at you reprovingly and lead you to the healing tables for some adjustment.

Although if I had $2800 to spend, trampled hippies and assless chaps isn't a bad way to spend it.
Title: Re: Have you guys heard of Equinisity?
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 26, 2013, 04:57:22 PM
Move over, Tesoro the Bull. LMNO in assless chaps is the NEW RESIDENT BUDDHA.

Put the Linji Yixuan on 'em, dood.
Title: Re: Have you guys heard of Equinisity?
Post by: Mangrove on April 26, 2013, 05:21:28 PM
Quote from: Faust on April 25, 2013, 10:38:20 AM
Sounds nice, bit pricey for universal love though.

And Equinistry makes me think of this harrowing story:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equus_%28play%29

And if blinded horses isn't harrowing enough, there's always Daniel 'typecast forever' Radcliffe.....in the nude.
Title: Re: Have you guys heard of Equinisity?
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 26, 2013, 07:29:41 PM
I can't believe nobody brought up Caligula's horse yet.

Ooooops.