Roger.
I have returned. It is a new dawn, a new day.
Please Holy Nametm me.
While you're at it, could you do a new displayed name for me too? I am bored of everything I've thought of.
I know I'm being lazy, but I need effectiveness and I know you are dependable in regards to maximum effect.
In return, I will give you the pint of Boris Johnson:
(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/4/7/1239110563469/Boris-Johnson-enjoys-a-pi-001.jpg)
Ia! Ia! He hath risen!
I have.
It's making slightly horny.
:fap:
Quote from: FUCK! KOFI ANNAN! on April 27, 2013, 11:06:19 PM
I have.
It's making slightly horny.
:fap:
Pretty sure there's a Rain God in your area who can help with that.
Quote from: FUCK! KOFI ANNAN! on April 27, 2013, 11:06:19 PM
I have.
It's making slightly horny.
:fap:
Who is slightly, and why is s/he horny?
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 27, 2013, 11:37:44 PM
Quote from: FUCK! KOFI ANNAN! on April 27, 2013, 11:06:19 PM
I have.
It's making slightly horny.
:fap:
Pretty sure there's a Rain God in your area who can help with that.
This goddess is in mooncup week. :(
:kingmeh: :horrormirth:
Boris Johnson was not what I wanted or expected to see at this time in this state. Oh the horror.
Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on April 28, 2013, 01:37:58 AM
:kingmeh: :horrormirth:
Boris Johnson was not what I wanted or expected to see at this time in this state. Oh the horror.
It serves you right.
I saw what you did.
Quote from: FUCK! KOFI ANNAN! on April 28, 2013, 11:06:14 AM
Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on April 28, 2013, 01:37:58 AM
:kingmeh: :horrormirth:
Boris Johnson was not what I wanted or expected to see at this time in this state. Oh the horror.
It serves you right.
I saw what you did.
Drugs and Boris don't mix very well.
Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on April 28, 2013, 07:20:30 PM
Quote from: FUCK! KOFI ANNAN! on April 28, 2013, 11:06:14 AM
Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on April 28, 2013, 01:37:58 AM
:kingmeh: :horrormirth:
Boris Johnson was not what I wanted or expected to see at this time in this state. Oh the horror.
It serves you right.
I saw what you did.
Drugs and Boris don't mix very well.
I dunno, Boris seems happy enough with his current regimen.
Quote from: FUCK! KOFI ANNAN! on April 27, 2013, 09:24:03 PM
Roger.
I have returned. It is a new dawn, a new day.
Please Holy Nametm me.
While you're at it, could you do a new displayed name for me too? I am bored of everything I've thought of.
I know I'm being lazy, but I need effectiveness and I know you are dependable in regards to maximum effect.
In return, I will give you the pint of Boris Johnson:
(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/4/7/1239110563469/Boris-Johnson-enjoys-a-pi-001.jpg)
Name: Payne
Holy Name: Tangled Gamete Whorebag of Tomorrow's Never-Ending Tragedy Cycle
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2013, 01:23:56 AM
Quote from: FUCK! KOFI ANNAN! on April 27, 2013, 09:24:03 PM
Roger.
I have returned. It is a new dawn, a new day.
Please Holy Nametm me.
While you're at it, could you do a new displayed name for me too? I am bored of everything I've thought of.
I know I'm being lazy, but I need effectiveness and I know you are dependable in regards to maximum effect.
In return, I will give you the pint of Boris Johnson:
(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/4/7/1239110563469/Boris-Johnson-enjoys-a-pi-001.jpg)
Name: Payne
Holy Name: Tangled Gamete Whorebag of Tomorrow's Never-Ending Tragedy Cycle
Done and Done.
It wouldn't fit in my personal text though, so I had to use it as a custom title.
Do i receive lesser salvation because of this?
Also, expect the pint as soon as I can figure out how to mail a full pint glass to AZ using only standard envelopes.
Unless you fancy grabbing helping me grab it off him when you're next in Blighty.
Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2013, 06:25:15 PM
Also, expect the pint as soon as I can figure out how to mail a full pint glass to AZ using only standard envelopes.
Unless you fancy grabbing helping me grab it off him when you're next in Blighty.
Might be soon. I've been contacted about a training job that does a shitpile of work in Southampton, London, and a few other cities on that benighted flyspeck you call an island.
Should I take the job, I'll be there 3-5 months out of the year, which I can assure you will be more fun than you really wanted.
Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2013, 06:25:15 PM
Also, expect the pint as soon as I can figure out how to mail a full pint glass to AZ using only standard envelopes.
Unless you fancy grabbing helping me grab it off him when you're next in Blighty.
Roger should totally tackle Boris Johnson.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2013, 06:27:47 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2013, 06:25:15 PM
Also, expect the pint as soon as I can figure out how to mail a full pint glass to AZ using only standard envelopes.
Unless you fancy grabbing helping me grab it off him when you're next in Blighty.
Might be soon. I've been contacted about a training job that does a shitpile of work in Southampton, London, and a few other cities on that benighted flyspeck you call an island.
Should I take the job, I'll be there 3-5 months out of the year, which I can assure you will be more fun than you really wanted.
YAY!
Quote from: Pixie on April 29, 2013, 06:28:28 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2013, 06:25:15 PM
Also, expect the pint as soon as I can figure out how to mail a full pint glass to AZ using only standard envelopes.
Unless you fancy grabbing helping me grab it off him when you're next in Blighty.
Roger should totally tackle Boris Johnson.
No no, it's got to be me.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2013, 06:27:47 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2013, 06:25:15 PM
Also, expect the pint as soon as I can figure out how to mail a full pint glass to AZ using only standard envelopes.
Unless you fancy grabbing helping me grab it off him when you're next in Blighty.
Might be soon. I've been contacted about a training job that does a shitpile of work in Southampton, London, and a few other cities on that benighted flyspeck you call an island.
Should I take the job, I'll be there 3-5 months out of the year, which I can assure you will be more fun than you really wanted.
That would be spectacular.
Warm beer all round!
Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2013, 06:30:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2013, 06:27:47 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2013, 06:25:15 PM
Also, expect the pint as soon as I can figure out how to mail a full pint glass to AZ using only standard envelopes.
Unless you fancy grabbing helping me grab it off him when you're next in Blighty.
Might be soon. I've been contacted about a training job that does a shitpile of work in Southampton, London, and a few other cities on that benighted flyspeck you call an island.
Should I take the job, I'll be there 3-5 months out of the year, which I can assure you will be more fun than you really wanted.
That would be spectacular.
Warm beer all round!
Oh, no. If I'm fucking off to your frozen hellhole, I expect that there will be hot COFFEE, not that shit you guys drink, and COLD beer. Just because I am to go amongst the heathen is no reason to go native.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2013, 06:49:00 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2013, 06:30:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2013, 06:27:47 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2013, 06:25:15 PM
Also, expect the pint as soon as I can figure out how to mail a full pint glass to AZ using only standard envelopes.
Unless you fancy grabbing helping me grab it off him when you're next in Blighty.
Might be soon. I've been contacted about a training job that does a shitpile of work in Southampton, London, and a few other cities on that benighted flyspeck you call an island.
Should I take the job, I'll be there 3-5 months out of the year, which I can assure you will be more fun than you really wanted.
That would be spectacular.
Warm beer all round!
Oh, no. If I'm fucking off to your frozen hellhole, I expect that there will be hot COFFEE, not that shit you guys drink, and COLD beer. Just because I am to go amongst the heathen is no reason to go native.
Got it.
Cold coffee and warm beer all round!
And little old ladies with half bricks in their handbags and crowns beating the shit out of peasants.
Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2013, 06:51:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2013, 06:49:00 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2013, 06:30:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2013, 06:27:47 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2013, 06:25:15 PM
Also, expect the pint as soon as I can figure out how to mail a full pint glass to AZ using only standard envelopes.
Unless you fancy grabbing helping me grab it off him when you're next in Blighty.
Might be soon. I've been contacted about a training job that does a shitpile of work in Southampton, London, and a few other cities on that benighted flyspeck you call an island.
Should I take the job, I'll be there 3-5 months out of the year, which I can assure you will be more fun than you really wanted.
That would be spectacular.
Warm beer all round!
Oh, no. If I'm fucking off to your frozen hellhole, I expect that there will be hot COFFEE, not that shit you guys drink, and COLD beer. Just because I am to go amongst the heathen is no reason to go native.
Got it.
Cold coffee and warm beer all round!
And little old ladies with half bricks in their handbags and crowns beating the shit out of peasants.
Why fight it? :lulz:
Not likely that I'll take the job, though. Constant travel stresses me out even more than the current job.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2013, 06:59:06 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2013, 06:51:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2013, 06:49:00 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2013, 06:30:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2013, 06:27:47 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2013, 06:25:15 PM
Also, expect the pint as soon as I can figure out how to mail a full pint glass to AZ using only standard envelopes.
Unless you fancy grabbing helping me grab it off him when you're next in Blighty.
Might be soon. I've been contacted about a training job that does a shitpile of work in Southampton, London, and a few other cities on that benighted flyspeck you call an island.
Should I take the job, I'll be there 3-5 months out of the year, which I can assure you will be more fun than you really wanted.
That would be spectacular.
Warm beer all round!
Oh, no. If I'm fucking off to your frozen hellhole, I expect that there will be hot COFFEE, not that shit you guys drink, and COLD beer. Just because I am to go amongst the heathen is no reason to go native.
Got it.
Cold coffee and warm beer all round!
And little old ladies with half bricks in their handbags and crowns beating the shit out of peasants.
Why fight it? :lulz:
Not likely that I'll take the job, though. Constant travel stresses me out even more than the current job.
It's a hell of a trip, in reality, and not THAT much worth it at the end.
I'd come visit you but yanno.
Tucson.Plus Pixie has been banned from Arizona ever since The Gibbering Chihuahua Incident.
Tucson laughs at your fear.
I'd much rather hear it laughing from afar.
Tucson.
Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2013, 07:53:35 PM
I'd much rather hear it laughing from afar.
Tucson.
It's as close as the nearest dumpster. It's how we get around to do our Good Work. Imagine 1.1 million Oscar the Grouches, all hopped up on prescription meds and frothing at the mouth from anoxia.
You're right. Tucson is everywhere.
I found it behind the toilet the other day, but it had hidden again before I got the longest and sharpest knife I could from the kitchen.
Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2013, 07:58:37 PM
You're right. Tucson is everywhere.
I found it behind the toilet the other day, but it had hidden again before I got the longest and sharpest knife I could from the kitchen.
Some extremely intelligent acquaintances of mine, when they start talking Tucson, really only want to go "Oh my god I can't believe it!" and they just want someone to say "Oh I KNOW, ain't it awful?"
Because I am so damn mean, what I say instead is, "That's how Tucson works. Causalty is a fraud. All reality is a criminal conspiracy to concentrate weirdness and FUN in the hands of a single city and suppress it among the rest, and nothing will ever be done about it, because there is no Truth, there is no justice, just Mama Tucson waiting to give you a big hug." They hate that. I enjoy needling them.