Oatmeal is super nutritional, yeah? And you need it because your metabolism is a small black hole, no mass can escape it. Its a miracle you don't digest yourself away in the night and you need some fucking CALORIES right? RIGHT?
Then again, maybe you just need a simple staple food to start the day that isn't sweet potatoes. But, like, oats are nasty. You can add peanut butter, until your body betrays you and you can't, and banana. This will make eating oatmeal bearable. If you cannot eat peanut butter you are FUCKED FOREVER...
Unless....
Rolled oats or steel cut.
Banana or other similarly enjoyable fruit.
COCONUT MILK
Salt
Cinnamon
Honey
Oh my sweet Jesus fuck. Oatmeal is suddenly no longer a laborious burden to bear. It actually easily transfers from a bowel to your belly. Magic.
Quoteeasily transfers from a bowel to your belly
That doesn't sound entirely sanitary...
I never tried cinnamon. Good idea!
Coconut milk sounds strange, can you describe the taste?
It tastes like fucking coconut.
As I lurve coconut, I must try this. I imagine it would work with almond milk or rice milk, yes?
Sure but I used canned coconut milk, that boxed stuff is horrible to me.
Quote from: Alty on June 05, 2013, 11:47:02 PM
Sure but I used canned coconut milk, that boxed stuff is horrible to me.
Canned stuff is horrible to me so I feel ya.
I get 100% of my coconuts straight from the coconut's teat.
Ah fuck I thought I filtered that through my "too stupid to say" area and deleted it before hitting post.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on June 06, 2013, 01:07:48 AM
Ah fuck I thought I filtered that through my "too stupid to say" area and deleted it before hitting post.
That's how I Derp about half the shit I've posted recently. I blame solar flares and Barack Obama.
Wow. I'm just going to leave that autocorrect there.
Wow, I want to try this, and I consider oatmeal fucking abhorent. It's one of those "Health foods" that concerned hippie parents were always sliding into the cookies. Motherfuckers. Goddamn cookies shouldnt be like chewing sheetrock. Fuckign raisins.
I've got a few other alternate versions:
Rolled oats + Dark beer. Traditional Richterran wedding breakfast.
Oats + milk + whiskey. Scottish brose.
Quote from: Richter on June 06, 2013, 02:53:38 AM
Wow, I want to try this, and I consider oatmeal fucking abhorent. It's one of those "Health foods" that concerned hippie parents were always sliding into the cookies. Motherfuckers. Goddamn cookies shouldnt be like chewing sheetrock. Fuckign raisins.
I've got a few other alternate versions:
Rolled oats + Dark beer. Traditional Richterran wedding breakfast.
Oats + milk + whiskey. Scottish brose.
If an oatmeal cookie is like chewing sheetrock someone done fucked up hardcore. Oatmeal raisin is supposed to be CHEWY and moist.
Oatmeal is fucking tasty as fuck. You fuckers are doing something WRONG if it isn't. For instance, don't fucking stir it, what is fucking wrong with your fucking head? Also, quick oats are gross, and instant oats are gross.
Look that shit up on the internet, it isn't the fucking 1990s anymore. Seriously.
BASICALLY, IF YOUR OATS ARE GROSS, YOU ARE FUCKING UP.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 06, 2013, 04:55:43 AM
Oatmeal is fucking tasty as fuck. You fuckers are doing something WRONG if it isn't. For instance, don't fucking stir it, what is fucking wrong with your fucking head? Also, quick oats are gross, and instant oats are gross.
Look that shit up on the internet, it isn't the fucking 1990s anymore. Seriously.
But I like quick oats, and instant oats. :oops:
Quote from: six to the quixotic on June 06, 2013, 04:57:35 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 06, 2013, 04:55:43 AM
Oatmeal is fucking tasty as fuck. You fuckers are doing something WRONG if it isn't. For instance, don't fucking stir it, what is fucking wrong with your fucking head? Also, quick oats are gross, and instant oats are gross.
Look that shit up on the internet, it isn't the fucking 1990s anymore. Seriously.
But I like quick oats, and instant oats. :oops:
They are adaptible, if you're ok with weird shitty mushy whatever
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 06, 2013, 05:34:31 AM
Quote from: six to the quixotic on June 06, 2013, 04:57:35 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 06, 2013, 04:55:43 AM
Oatmeal is fucking tasty as fuck. You fuckers are doing something WRONG if it isn't. For instance, don't fucking stir it, what is fucking wrong with your fucking head? Also, quick oats are gross, and instant oats are gross.
Look that shit up on the internet, it isn't the fucking 1990s anymore. Seriously.
But I like quick oats, and instant oats. :oops:
They are adaptible, if you're ok with weird shitty mushy whatever
I am. I also like regular oats, because texture.
No. Fucking. Instant.
Instant oatmeal is for slack jawed mutants trying to steal your gasoline.
Steel cut, if you have the leisure time.
Or a crock pot.
Rolled oats if you're trying to survive in Murrica without fucking people up. Peanut bttrer banana if you're not fucked, OP if you are.
Motherfuckers.
Quote from: six to the quixotic on June 06, 2013, 05:35:47 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 06, 2013, 05:34:31 AM
Quote from: six to the quixotic on June 06, 2013, 04:57:35 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 06, 2013, 04:55:43 AM
Oatmeal is fucking tasty as fuck. You fuckers are doing something WRONG if it isn't. For instance, don't fucking stir it, what is fucking wrong with your fucking head? Also, quick oats are gross, and instant oats are gross.
Look that shit up on the internet, it isn't the fucking 1990s anymore. Seriously.
But I like quick oats, and instant oats. :oops:
They are adaptible, if you're ok with weird shitty mushy whatever
I am. I also like regular oats, because texture.
Oats are goddamn delicious. special oats are a goddamn special wildcard.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 06, 2013, 04:56:30 AM
BASICALLY, IF YOUR OATS ARE GROSS, YOU ARE FUCKING UP.
Alty is, in his own words, transferring it from his bowel to his belly. In that order.
This could explain a whole lot of grossness.
Quote from: Cain on June 06, 2013, 06:27:48 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 06, 2013, 04:56:30 AM
BASICALLY, IF YOUR OATS ARE GROSS, YOU ARE FUCKING UP.
Alty is, in his own words, transferring it from his bowel to his belly. In that order.
This could explain a whole lot of grossness.
I have...
difficult taste.
Or your meals are going in reverse.
Quote from: Alty on June 06, 2013, 05:51:14 AM
No. Fucking. Instant.
Instant oatmeal is for slack jawed mutants trying to steal your gasoline.
Steel cut, if you have the leisure time.
Or a crock pot.
Rolled oats if you're trying to survive in Murrica without fucking people up. Peanut bttrer banana if you're not fucked, OP if you are.
Motherfuckers.
For some reason this makes me want wrassle Alty to the ground and shove handfuls of uncooked instant oats into his mouth.
Quote from: six to the quixotic on June 06, 2013, 06:37:09 AM
Quote from: Alty on June 06, 2013, 05:51:14 AM
No. Fucking. Instant.
Instant oatmeal is for slack jawed mutants trying to steal your gasoline.
Steel cut, if you have the leisure time.
Or a crock pot.
Rolled oats if you're trying to survive in Murrica without fucking people up. Peanut bttrer banana if you're not fucked, OP if you are.
Motherfuckers.
For some reason this makes me want wrassle Alty to the ground and shove handfuls of uncooked instant oats into his mouth.
I'd fap to it.
Also, this:
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,28299.0.html (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,28299.0.html)
I HATE PEANUT BUTTER AND BANANAS.
There. I said it.
I hate them each individually, and I triple hate them when they're together.
Quote from: Cain on June 06, 2013, 06:27:48 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 06, 2013, 04:56:30 AM
BASICALLY, IF YOUR OATS ARE GROSS, YOU ARE FUCKING UP.
Alty is, in his own words, transferring it from his bowel to his belly. In that order.
This could explain a whole lot of grossness.
:vom:
Quote from: six to the quixotic on June 06, 2013, 06:37:09 AM
Quote from: Alty on June 06, 2013, 05:51:14 AM
No. Fucking. Instant.
Instant oatmeal is for slack jawed mutants trying to steal your gasoline.
Steel cut, if you have the leisure time.
Or a crock pot.
Rolled oats if you're trying to survive in Murrica without fucking people up. Peanut bttrer banana if you're not fucked, OP if you are.
Motherfuckers.
For some reason this makes me want wrassle Alty to the ground and shove handfuls of uncooked instant oats into his mouth.
I'd pay to watch that. :fap:
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 06, 2013, 12:50:58 AM
Quote from: Alty on June 05, 2013, 11:47:02 PM
Sure but I used canned coconut milk, that boxed stuff is horrible to me.
Canned stuff is horrible to me so I feel ya.
http://www.yumuniverse.com/2013/02/07/plant-powerful-dairy-free-milk/
Blender. Cheesecloth. :)
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 06, 2013, 03:05:17 PM
I HATE PEANUT BUTTER AND BANANAS.
There. I said it.
I hate them each individually, and I triple hate them when they're together.
:cry: <--- Roger, Elvis, and 32,000,000 Canadians.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 06, 2013, 04:39:52 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 06, 2013, 03:05:17 PM
I HATE PEANUT BUTTER AND BANANAS.
There. I said it.
I hate them each individually, and I triple hate them when they're together.
:cry: <--- Roger, Elvis, and 32,000,000 Canadians.
:lol:
Sometimes....
I like it with egg and cayenne pepper.
Coyote:
BRING IT.
INSTANTLY.
CAIN:
The best food is in the bowels. Always.
Mmm, bowely.
Quote from: Alty on June 06, 2013, 09:59:36 PM
Sometimes....
I like it with egg and cayenne pepper.
Coyote:
BRING IT.
INSTANTLY.
CAIN:
The best food is in the bowels. Always.
Mmm, bowely.
I will drop everything the next time you are in PDX simply to force feed you instant oatmeal.
Even the beat?
Instant oatmeal is the only kind I will eat. Can't stand the texture of oats.
Quote from: Cain on June 06, 2013, 10:04:11 PM
Even the beat?
I don't know why but I feel that there is some extended metaphor for feeding someone food they don't like in dropping the beat.
I shall meditate on this.
And write Alty a sonnet.
Never let the beat drop, Coyote.
Never.
Quote from: Cain on June 06, 2013, 10:18:04 PM
Never let the beat drop, Coyote.
Never.
What would happen if someone picked up the beat?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 06, 2013, 04:39:52 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 06, 2013, 03:05:17 PM
I HATE PEANUT BUTTER AND BANANAS.
There. I said it.
I hate them each individually, and I triple hate them when they're together.
:cry: <--- Roger, Elvis, and 32,000,000 Canadians.
And me. Only I don't FRY THEM IN BUTTER. :x :x :x
I actually like fried green bananas.
Another word on the canned coconut, not all are created equal. I really dislike some.over others, though they should all be the same damned fruit.
I'd love to get it fresh and blend it myself. Alas.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 07, 2013, 04:14:11 AM
I actually like fried green bananas.
I like fried plaintains. :)
I just don't do peanut butter and banana sandwiches
a la Elvis.
Quote from: stelz on June 07, 2013, 07:59:54 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 07, 2013, 04:14:11 AM
I actually like fried green bananas.
I like fried plaintains. :)
I just don't do peanut butter and banana sandwiches a la Elvis.
I like plantains too, as long as they're still firm. They're very different though.
Nigel, have you ever tried burro bananas? They are firmer and differently flavored from regular bananas.
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on June 07, 2013, 06:29:08 PM
Nigel, have you ever tried burro bananas? They are firmer and differently flavored from regular bananas.
I don't know, what do they look like?
I'm not sure there's any point in trying to find a banana that I like, because there are lots of fruits I do like that aren't produced by slaves in ruined colonial economies.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 08, 2013, 06:14:33 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on June 07, 2013, 06:29:08 PM
Nigel, have you ever tried burro bananas? They are firmer and differently flavored from regular bananas.
I don't know, what do they look like?
I'm not sure there's any point in trying to find a banana that I like, because there are lots of fruits I do like that aren't produced by slaves in ruined colonial economies.
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=V-z18oL-z_c&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DV-z18oL-z_c
Quote from: Alty on June 08, 2013, 06:21:00 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 08, 2013, 06:14:33 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on June 07, 2013, 06:29:08 PM
Nigel, have you ever tried burro bananas? They are firmer and differently flavored from regular bananas.
I don't know, what do they look like?
I'm not sure there's any point in trying to find a banana that I like, because there are lots of fruits I do like that aren't produced by slaves in ruined colonial economies.
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=V-z18oL-z_c&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DV-z18oL-z_c
Old Crow Medicine Show? :?
Ci mi hombre.
Quote from: Alty on June 08, 2013, 06:27:17 PM
Ci mi hombre.
I think the link isn't working, it's just a list of some of their videos.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 08, 2013, 06:58:03 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 08, 2013, 06:27:17 PM
Ci mi hombre.
I think the link isn't working, it's just a list of some of their videos.
:argh!: :argh!:
OK. That's not right.
I thought to myself, man, Deportee is pretty darned tangentially relevant.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/---FM0H3hFtc/TVqKIUyxUvI/AAAAAAAAJho/5qTGyci-Jxo/s1600/1c+burro+banana.JPG)
It's possible you'll still hate them, I was just curious if you'd ever had them.
They look like small bananas.
I've had most of the banana variants I've found at the markets. Not keen on any of them really.