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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 07, 2013, 09:02:46 PM

Title: The REAL Election for Your New Mexico
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 07, 2013, 09:02:46 PM
Poll killed.

SORRY, WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.
Title: Re: The REAL Election for Your New Mexico
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 07, 2013, 09:14:32 PM
Why aren't you on the ballot?
Title: Re: The REAL Election for Your New Mexico
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 07, 2013, 09:17:35 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 07, 2013, 09:14:32 PM
Why aren't you on the ballot?

I think I just addressed that. 

Title: Re: The REAL Election for Your New Mexico
Post by: Junkenstein on May 07, 2013, 09:33:00 PM
THIS.

IS.

BULLSHIT.

If you have a shred of dignity in your Mexican souls you will abstain from this nonsense. This is not how you find a MEXICO with a cheap shady "election". The UN spits on you, foul Reptoid. We are not fooled.
Title: Re: The REAL Election for Your New Mexico
Post by: Eater of Clowns on May 07, 2013, 09:36:39 PM
I have survived you, Juntakenstein.

You bastard.
Title: Re: The REAL Election for Your New Mexico
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 07, 2013, 09:39:33 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 07, 2013, 09:33:00 PM
THIS.

IS.

BULLSHIT.

If you have a shred of dignity in your Mexican souls you will abstain from this nonsense. This is not how you find a MEXICO with a cheap shady "election". The UN spits on you, foul Reptoid. We are not fooled.

Yes, well, I invite you discuss it with my good friend "covert arms support from El Norte".

Yes, I said that out loud.  We will have a FAIR ELECTION if I have to RUN YOU ALL OVER WITH TANKS.
Title: Re: The REAL Election for Your New Mexico
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 07, 2013, 10:02:13 PM
Amigos, remember when you vote that it was my last minute campaign that did away with the travesty that was run by Senor Hunkenstein. I might not be able to provide you with tentacles, but I am if nothing, a champion of democracy.
Title: Re: The REAL Election for Your New Mexico
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 07, 2013, 10:03:04 PM
I also like that everyone except for Enrico is from Massachusetts.  :lulz:
Title: Re: The REAL Election for Your New Mexico
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 07, 2013, 10:03:36 PM
Quote from: El Twid on May 07, 2013, 10:02:13 PM
Amigos, remember when you vote that it was my last minute campaign that did away with the travesty that was run by Senor Hunkenstein. I might not be able to provide you with tentacles, but I am if nothing, a champion of democracy.

Actually, that had nothing to do with it.  It was Herr Junkenstien's refusal to announce the results that pushed things over the edge, and made me go shopping for an armored division or two.

Title: Re: The REAL Election for Your New Mexico
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 07, 2013, 10:04:44 PM
Quote from: El Twid on May 07, 2013, 10:03:04 PM
I also like that everyone except for Enrico is from Massachusetts.  :lulz:

Yes, and I think that gives him an edge over you fucking Swamp Yankees.

Oh, and incidentally, I request that Faust and/or Cain verify that there is no monkey business being played with the votes.  Unlike Junkenstien, I want this FAIR and ABOVE BOARD.
Title: Re: The REAL Election for Your New Mexico
Post by: Junkenstein on May 07, 2013, 10:07:20 PM
THIS.

IS.

FURTHER.

BULLSHIT.

After your refusal to release Joke part 2 for SEVERAL MONTHS you call foul on THE FAIR AND OPEN ELECTION PROCESS?

FUCKING NONSENSE. NO.

As a sign of respect I'd expect to be on the Ballot for my hard work in raising the awareness of the election in the first place.

Shame on all of you who follow this scaled usurper. SHAME.

Title: Re: The REAL Election for Your New Mexico
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 07, 2013, 10:16:32 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 07, 2013, 10:07:20 PM
THIS.

IS.

FURTHER.

BULLSHIT.

After your refusal to release Joke part 2 for SEVERAL MONTHS you call foul on THE FAIR AND OPEN ELECTION PROCESS?

FUCKING NONSENSE. NO.

As a sign of respect I'd expect to be on the Ballot for my hard work in raising the awareness of the election in the first place.

Shame on all of you who follow this scaled usurper. SHAME.

You have proven that you cannot run an election consistently, biblioteca.
Title: Re: The REAL Election for Your New Mexico
Post by: Junkenstein on May 07, 2013, 10:17:08 PM
You all just hate Democracy.
Title: Re: The REAL Election for Your New Mexico
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 07, 2013, 10:18:29 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 07, 2013, 10:17:08 PM
You all just hate Democracy.

No, I am a champion of democracy. We already covered that.
Title: Re: The REAL Election for Your New Mexico
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 07, 2013, 10:20:08 PM
 :|
Title: Re: The REAL Election for Your New Mexico
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 07, 2013, 10:22:15 PM
Quote from: El Twid on May 07, 2013, 10:20:08 PM
:|

What?  I haven't been able to deliver a punchline in 3 fucking months, without someone grabbing it first.

Why start now?   :lulz:
Title: Re: The REAL Election for Your New Mexico
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 07, 2013, 10:22:59 PM
Enrico was winning, just so everyone knows.
Title: Re: The REAL Election for Your New Mexico
Post by: Junkenstein on May 07, 2013, 10:24:02 PM
And I'M the one who can't run a fair vote?

Good day sir.

GOOD.

DAY.
Title: Re: The REAL Election for Your New Mexico
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 07, 2013, 10:24:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 07, 2013, 10:22:59 PM
Enrico was winning, just so everyone knows.

He's a difficult man to run against.
Title: Re: The REAL Election for Your New Mexico
Post by: Junkenstein on May 07, 2013, 10:30:12 PM
A fair vote doesn't vanish in highly mysterious slithery circumstances.

You fool no-one.


Reply edit- While I sympathise, it is only so far. If you had told the joke in good time this whole mess could have been avoided.

That doesn't really help you CISHETREP agenda though. You need more allies. But this is tentacle country.
Title: Re: The REAL Election for Your New Mexico
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 07, 2013, 10:30:31 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 07, 2013, 10:30:12 PM
A fair vote doesn't vanish in highly mysterious slithery circumstances.

You fool no-one.


Reply edit- While I sympathise, it is only so far. If you had told the joke in good time this whole mess could have been avoided.

That doesn't really help you CISHETREP agenda though. You need more allies. But this is tentacle country.

Whatever.
Title: Re: The REAL Election for Your New Mexico
Post by: Junkenstein on May 07, 2013, 10:35:13 PM
Fine. Suit yourself. I think I've squeezed as much out of this as I can anyway.
Title: Re: The REAL Election for Your New Mexico
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 07, 2013, 11:45:25 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 07, 2013, 10:35:13 PM
Fine. Suit yourself. I think I've squeezed as much out of this as I can anyway.

Squeezed, pummeled, trampled, and squashed.
Title: Re: The REAL Election for Your New Mexico
Post by: LMNO on May 08, 2013, 06:00:09 PM
I'm voting for TGRR. The vote that can be counted is not the eternal vote.
Title: Re: The REAL Election for Your New Mexico
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on May 08, 2013, 06:28:53 PM
god damn it

i actually voted in this one, because my religion demands that a vote sanctioned by TGRR is more important than a vote which includes TGRR on the ballot, no matter how much it pains me


we'll suffer in the desert for forty years searching for the promised punchline, while our horrible Lizard God rains down just enough humiliating "miracles" to keep us alive
Title: Re: The REAL Election for Your New Mexico
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 08, 2013, 06:29:46 PM
Quote from: Cainad on May 08, 2013, 06:28:53 PM
god damn it

i actually voted in this one, because my religion demands that a vote sanctioned by TGRR is more important than a vote which includes TGRR on the ballot, no matter how much it pains me


we'll suffer in the desert for forty years searching for the promised punchline, while our horrible Lizard God rains down just enough humiliating "miracles" to keep us alive

To save on labor costs, we're not going to bother taking the "miracles" out of the 55 gallon drums first, either.
Title: Re: The REAL Election for Your New Mexico
Post by: Junkenstein on May 08, 2013, 06:31:01 PM
To further save on miracle costs, All containers will only contain hope.
Title: Re: The REAL Election for Your New Mexico
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 08, 2013, 06:31:32 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 08, 2013, 06:31:01 PM
To further save on miracle costs, All containers will only contain hope.

"HOPE you aren't directly underneath one."
Title: Re: The REAL Election for Your New Mexico
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on May 08, 2013, 06:32:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 08, 2013, 06:29:46 PM
Quote from: Cainad on May 08, 2013, 06:28:53 PM
god damn it

i actually voted in this one, because my religion demands that a vote sanctioned by TGRR is more important than a vote which includes TGRR on the ballot, no matter how much it pains me


we'll suffer in the desert for forty years searching for the promised punchline, while our horrible Lizard God rains down just enough humiliating "miracles" to keep us alive

To save on labor costs, we're not going to bother taking the "miracles" out of the 55 gallon drums first, either.

MAN CANNOT LIVE ON BEES ALONE


BUT HE CAN SURE AS FUCK MAKE SOME CREATIVE ATTEMPTS
Title: Re: The REAL Election for Your New Mexico
Post by: Junkenstein on May 08, 2013, 06:33:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 08, 2013, 06:31:32 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 08, 2013, 06:31:01 PM
To further save on miracle costs, All containers will only contain hope.

"HOPE you aren't directly underneath one."

Considering the state of the place in 10 years, you'll probably pray for the opposite.
Title: Re: The REAL Election for Your New Mexico
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on May 08, 2013, 10:30:17 PM
This is ridiculous. NO PEOPLE SHOULD SUFFER SO LONG WITHOUT A PROPER MEXICO.

Therefore I submit the following nominee, who I believe we can all support:

(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/1715856/clips/PD/crwashington.jpg)
Title: Re: The REAL Election for Your New Mexico
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 09, 2013, 01:23:51 AM
¿Que es? ¿San Syn?
Title: Re: The REAL Election for Your New Mexico
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on May 09, 2013, 06:47:27 AM
Mexico Charles Ramsey
Title: Re: The REAL Election for Your New Mexico
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 09, 2013, 02:37:39 PM
I need a proper phone