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Title: one ReAlLy important thing to do when introducing someone else to Discordianism
Post by: Chucklemaster on May 09, 2013, 01:26:16 AM

Make sure you're not telling them to be a Discordian.
Not that anyone does this, but it's quite important to not being a complete douche.
End failed rant.
Or kill me.

Title: Re: one ReAlLy important thing to do when introducing someone else to Discordianism
Post by: Don Coyote on May 09, 2013, 03:25:36 AM

Quote from: zer0n on May 09, 2013, 01:26:16 AM
Make sure you're not telling them to be a Discordian.
Not that anyone does this, but it's quite important to not being a complete douche.
End failed rant.
Or kill me.

Verily

This new guy seems good.

So far.

Title: Re: one ReAlLy important thing to do when introducing someone else to Discordianism
Post by: Golden Applesauce on May 09, 2013, 03:33:50 AM

In that scenario, your first mistake was introducing someone to Discordianism.

Why would you do that to a perfectly decent human being?

You monster.

Title: Re: one ReAlLy important thing to do when introducing someone else to Discordianism
Post by: Don Coyote on May 09, 2013, 03:36:34 AM

Quote from: Golden Applesauce on May 09, 2013, 03:33:50 AM
In that scenario, your first mistake was introducing someone to Discordianism.

Why would you do that to a perfectly decent human being?

You monster.

I heard this in GLaDOS' voice.

Title: Re: one ReAlLy important thing to do when introducing someone else to Discordianism
Post by: Salty on May 09, 2013, 05:04:50 AM

Discordianism is terrible.

EOS.

Title: Re: one ReAlLy important thing to do when introducing someone else to Discordianism
Post by: Salty on May 09, 2013, 05:05:47 AM

SRSLY.

Just LOOK at this place.

Have you SEEN the drug threads?

Assbags, the lot of them.

Title: Re: one ReAlLy important thing to do when introducing someone else to Discordianism
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2013, 04:46:13 PM

:notnice:

Title: Re: one ReAlLy important thing to do when introducing someone else to Discordianism
Post by: Chucklemaster on May 09, 2013, 05:50:53 PM

Quote from: six to the quixotic on May 09, 2013, 03:25:36 AM
Quote from: zer0n on May 09, 2013, 01:26:16 AM
Make sure you're not telling them to be a Discordian.
Not that anyone does this, but it's quite important to not being a complete douche.
End failed rant.
Or kill me.

Verily

This new guy seems good.

So far.

Thanks! It's good to feel suspicious but welcome.

Title: Re: one ReAlLy important thing to do when introducing someone else to Discordianism
Post by: James Vagabond on May 10, 2013, 02:14:19 PM

you all seem very nice

Title: Re: one ReAlLy important thing to do when introducing someone else to Discordianism
Post by: The Johnny on May 10, 2013, 02:48:03 PM

discordia is like offering flax tea... it will help with the mind's gallstones, but you cannot force them to drink it (drink what? the gallstone?the pee? the tea? oh i see!) but if they refuse you can recite this haiku:

gobble gobble go
go go gobble gobble go
gobble gobble no

now shush stoner

Title: Re: one ReAlLy important thing to do when introducing someone else to Discordianism
Post by: GrannySmith on May 10, 2013, 03:02:45 PM

I sometimes just call people either popes or fendersons and try not to explain further

Title: Re: one ReAlLy important thing to do when introducing someone else to Discordianism
Post by: Eater of Clowns on May 10, 2013, 03:17:31 PM

This thread makes me deeply suspicious.

Title: Re: one ReAlLy important thing to do when introducing someone else to Discordianism
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 11, 2013, 01:22:13 AM

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 10, 2013, 03:17:31 PM
This thread makes me deeply suspicious.

Duh.

It's the FB guys.

Title: Re: one ReAlLy important thing to do when introducing someone else to Discordianism
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 11, 2013, 04:03:52 AM

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Title: Re: one ReAlLy important thing to do when introducing someone else to Discordianism
Post by: GrannySmith on May 11, 2013, 11:44:46 AM

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 11, 2013, 04:03:52 AM
:cpd:

wow.. mesmerising :eek:

Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Chucklemaster on May 09, 2013, 01:26:16 AM