Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: East Coast Hustle on May 09, 2013, 09:28:12 PM

Title: So Cain walks into a bar full of FSB thugs...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 09, 2013, 09:28:12 PM
and, upon finding himself in close-quarters combat with multiple assailants, attacks with such a witty rejoinder that the entire pack of goons is disarmed by laughing so hard that their jaws break and their teeth crack.

This is why the last part of a joke is known as the "punch line".
Title: Re: So Cain walks into a bar full of FSB thugs...
Post by: Suu on May 09, 2013, 09:29:14 PM
:rimshot:
Title: Re: So Cain walks into a bar full of FSB thugs...
Post by: Cain on May 09, 2013, 09:39:40 PM
I'm sure I've mentioned I have in fact shared a number of (rather cheap) drinks with a group of MI5 thugs before now.

I rather hope the FSB have better taste.
Title: Re: So Cain walks into a bar full of FSB thugs...
Post by: Junkenstein on May 09, 2013, 09:44:05 PM
QuoteI'm sure I've mentioned I have in fact shared a number of (rather cheap) drinks with a group of MI5 thugs before now.

Ok, that sounds hilarious. Details?
Title: Re: So Cain walks into a bar full of FSB thugs...
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 09, 2013, 09:44:59 PM
Nobody lets me bake cookies for the FBI  :cry:
Title: Re: So Cain walks into a bar full of FSB thugs...
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 10, 2013, 12:55:25 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 09, 2013, 09:44:59 PM
Nobody lets me bake cookies for the FBI  :cry:

I wasn't even allowed to bake cookies with the Davenport PD. Don't feel too bad.