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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: East Coast Hustle on May 13, 2013, 10:35:06 AM

Title: The following is an actual text message
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 13, 2013, 10:35:06 AM
...sent to me tonight by ECHGF 2.0 at about 12:15 am. She was already off work, I was still closing the kitchen down (we work at the same place).

QuoteIf you haven't bkotixed me asking for car keys, I am drunk.k.

That looks horrible. Oat kat that bad. I Dddnt play that second rick astley song. Swear.

FUCK. Thy thumbs are retarded and fat

My**
Title: Re: The following is an actual text message
Post by: Pæs on May 13, 2013, 11:57:29 AM
I'm going to use "thy thumbs are retarded and fat" as an insult now.
Title: Re: The following is an actual text message
Post by: Suu on May 13, 2013, 02:18:03 PM
That's pretty damn brilliant.
Title: Re: The following is an actual text message
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 13, 2013, 04:13:56 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: The following is an actual text message
Post by: Cain on May 13, 2013, 04:14:05 PM
"Thy thumbs are retarded and fat" is indeed a stroke of drunken brilliance.

Not sure about "My**", I get the feeling the second half has been censored to avoid causing offence, but I cannot for the life of me figure out what the actual word is.
Title: Re: The following is an actual text message
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 13, 2013, 04:16:14 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 13, 2013, 04:14:05 PM
"Thy thumbs are retarded and fat" is indeed a stroke of drunken brilliance.

Not sure about "My**", I get the feeling the second half has been censored to avoid causing offence, but I cannot for the life of me figure out what the actual word is.

correction of "THY thmbs are retarded..."?
Title: Re: The following is an actual text message
Post by: Cain on May 13, 2013, 04:18:03 PM
No, it's totally a swear word.  One so brutal and horrible that even a drunken ECH had to censor it.
Title: Re: The following is an actual text message
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 13, 2013, 04:19:16 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 13, 2013, 04:18:03 PM
No, it's totally a swear word.  One so brutal and horrible that even a drunken ECH had to censor it.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: The following is an actual text message
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 13, 2013, 04:20:51 PM
I'm totally going to drop that into arguments now.
Title: Re: The following is an actual text message
Post by: Suu on May 13, 2013, 05:40:44 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 13, 2013, 04:20:51 PM
I'm totally going to drop that into arguments now.

This is going to make Facebook even better.

"You're a godless bitch!"
"Thy thumbs are retarded and fat!"

Or...for an added twist:

"Do you want to supersize that?"
"Thy thumbs are retarded and fat!"
Title: Re: The following is an actual text message
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 13, 2013, 06:53:24 PM
"LIKE and SHARE if you agree"

"That looks horrible. Oat kat that bad. I Dddnt play that second rick astley song. Swear."
Title: Re: The following is an actual text message
Post by: Freeky on May 13, 2013, 08:19:57 PM
I'm not entirely sure what the hell she's trying to communicate, ECH.   :lulz:
Title: Re: The following is an actual text message
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 13, 2013, 08:26:18 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on May 13, 2013, 08:19:57 PM
I'm not entirely sure what the hell she's trying to communicate, ECH.   :lulz:

She want's to make wild passionate bkotix wiff him?
Title: Re: The following is an actual text message
Post by: Freeky on May 13, 2013, 08:46:15 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 13, 2013, 08:26:18 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on May 13, 2013, 08:19:57 PM
I'm not entirely sure what the hell she's trying to communicate, ECH.   :lulz:

She want's to make wild passionate bkotix wiff him?

Apparently. :fap:
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