Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 16, 2013, 12:47:25 AM

Title: GOGIRA! I SAW YOU!
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 16, 2013, 12:47:25 AM
(http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs40/f/2009/047/e/1/e1c57ba413eed9d7051b1fbdfa0ca567.jpg)

You need to watch yourself, Ma'am. We are RESPECTABLE PEOPLE and we don't HOLD with NONE of that PDA! nonsense! I don't know what you were thinking but that's just not how we DO things here! If you're going to be playing kissy-face with your man friends out IN THE OPEN like that, then could you, I don't know . . . WARN PEOPLE?

Now we have people popping boners all over the place. JEEZ!




!No sir! Not unless you're Nigel - and then it's not PDA so much as PDInnards.


Title: Re: GOGIRA! I SAW YOU!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 16, 2013, 12:57:39 AM
SHAMELESS...ROUNDHEELS...HUSSY!!!!!  :lulz:
Title: Re: GOGIRA! I SAW YOU!
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 16, 2013, 12:58:47 AM
That's clearly not me, that's just a loving couple sharing a live octopus. I don't have a nose.
Title: Re: GOGIRA! I SAW YOU!
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 16, 2013, 01:01:19 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 16, 2013, 12:58:47 AM
That's clearly not me, that's just a loving couple sharing a live octopus. I don't have a nose.

Well you don't NOW. Which I suppose is the price you pay for fornicating with other octopus people. You slowly turn more cephalopodish until you wake up in a sushi restaurant.
Title: Re: GOGIRA! I SAW YOU!
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 16, 2013, 02:19:04 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 16, 2013, 01:01:19 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 16, 2013, 12:58:47 AM
That's clearly not me, that's just a loving couple sharing a live octopus. I don't have a nose.

Well you don't NOW. Which I suppose is the price you pay for fornicating with other octopus people. You slowly turn more cephalopodish until you wake up in a sushi restaurant.

Chrome just crashed to protest my searching for cuttlefish mating pictures to refute your spurious accusations.
Title: Re: GOGIRA! I SAW YOU!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 16, 2013, 03:07:44 AM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: GOGIRA! I SAW YOU!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 16, 2013, 03:10:53 AM
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2472/3551780006_846307b0f8.jpg)
Title: Re: GOGIRA! I SAW YOU!
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 16, 2013, 03:13:33 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 16, 2013, 02:19:04 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 16, 2013, 01:01:19 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 16, 2013, 12:58:47 AM
That's clearly not me, that's just a loving couple sharing a live octopus. I don't have a nose.

Well you don't NOW. Which I suppose is the price you pay for fornicating with other octopus people. You slowly turn more cephalopodish until you wake up in a sushi restaurant.

Chrome just crashed to protest my searching for cuttlefish mating pictures to refute your spurious accusations.

SO THERE! Even the internet won't put up with your shenanigans!! :P
Title: Re: GOGIRA! I SAW YOU!
Post by: LMNO on May 16, 2013, 12:42:11 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 16, 2013, 03:10:53 AM
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2472/3551780006_846307b0f8.jpg)

This is adorable3.
Title: Re: GOGIRA! I SAW YOU!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 16, 2013, 05:42:58 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 16, 2013, 12:42:11 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 16, 2013, 03:10:53 AM
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2472/3551780006_846307b0f8.jpg)

This is adorable3.

Isn't it just kind of precious? And they're such pretty little things.
Title: Re: GOGIRA! I SAW YOU!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 16, 2013, 07:43:18 PM
They spit at you. At 10 feet, their accuracy is pinpont.
Title: Re: GOGIRA! I SAW YOU!
Post by: LMNO on May 16, 2013, 08:18:24 PM
That just makes me love them more.
Title: Re: GOGIRA! I SAW YOU!
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 16, 2013, 08:25:00 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 16, 2013, 07:43:18 PM
They spit at you. At 10 feet, their accuracy is pinpont.

Not coincidentally, my favorite land animal is the llama.
Title: Re: GOGIRA! I SAW YOU!
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 17, 2013, 12:26:33 AM
Awww, thanks! Our favorite . . . um. Land . . . cephalopod-face is you!
           
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(http://www.popsci.com/files/imagecache/article_image_large/articles/llama.jpg)
Title: Re: GOGIRA! I SAW YOU!
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 17, 2013, 12:40:34 AM
(http://i3.ytimg.com/vi/6gteCoQdUWM/maxresdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: GOGIRA! I SAW YOU!
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 17, 2013, 12:45:25 AM
(http://www.nudi.ph/wp-content/gallery/aug2012-dslr/cuttlefish-mating.jpg)
This thread
(http://www.bjornjensen.com/misc/images/Mating-Cuttlefish-02.jpg)
is now
(http://www.oceanrealmimages.com/sites/oceanrealmimages.com/files/_ORI2995_2.jpg)
all about
(http://www.nigelmarshphotography.com/images/why1.jpg)
tentacle porn.
(http://fishid.com/marinelifeblog/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Photo-8-%E2%80%93-Male-cuttlefish-left-placing-sperm.jpg)
Title: Re: GOGIRA! I SAW YOU!
Post by: Jez on May 17, 2013, 04:06:29 AM
Relevant (http://fuckyeahcuttlefish.tumblr.com/).

I heart the cephalopods.
Title: Re: GOGIRA! I SAW YOU!
Post by: LMNO on May 17, 2013, 02:52:39 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 17, 2013, 12:45:25 AM
(http://fishid.com/marinelifeblog/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Photo-8-%E2%80%93-Male-cuttlefish-left-placing-sperm.jpg)

This is legitimately arousing.
Title: Re: GOGIRA! I SAW YOU!
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 18, 2013, 03:28:37 PM
(http://www.visualphotos.com/photo/2x6069690/diver_and_mating_cuttlefish_IS099M0XL.jpg)

(http://www.awoosh.com/Thailand2007/Gallery%20600/cuttlefish.jpg)

(http://scienceblogs.com/chaoticutopia/wp-content/blogs.dir/393/files/2012/04/i-a7c6eff414ba12e0dfcbccb06d1c5a7e-cuttlefishsex.jpg)

(http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3233/3049986295_c29a11fcb4_z.jpg?zz=1)
Title: Re: GOGIRA! I SAW YOU!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 19, 2013, 12:32:54 AM
http://www.ted.com/talks/edith_widder_how_we_found_the_giant_squid.html
Title: Re: GOGIRA! I SAW YOU!
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 19, 2013, 12:51:53 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 19, 2013, 12:32:54 AM
http://www.ted.com/talks/edith_widder_how_we_found_the_giant_squid.html

OMG! I heard about the video footage but I hadn't seen it yet!

Sadly, squids don't tentacle porn :(
Title: Re: GOGIRA! I SAW YOU!
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 19, 2013, 12:54:22 AM
Full monty!
Title: Re: GOGIRA! I SAW YOU!
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 21, 2013, 12:16:21 AM
(http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/005/cache/giant-squid_544_600x450.jpg)


O.O