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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 16, 2013, 08:53:16 AM

Title: BREAKING: TEXAS SECESSION UPRISING, MARTIAL LAW
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 16, 2013, 08:53:16 AM
LINK (http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/467900/20130515/man-sweden-dies-sex-hornet-s-nest.htm)
Title: Re: BREAKING: TEXAS SECESSION UPRISING, MARTIAL LAW
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 16, 2013, 01:19:39 PM
Disappointments all around.  :sad:
Title: Re: BREAKING: TEXAS SECESSION UPRISING, MARTIAL LAW
Post by: Suu on May 16, 2013, 04:12:04 PM
Especially since that link is a hoax.  :argh!:
Title: Re: BREAKING: TEXAS SECESSION UPRISING, MARTIAL LAW
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 16, 2013, 04:40:49 PM
But they BROUGHT IN AN EXPERT, Suu!
Title: Re: BREAKING: TEXAS SECESSION UPRISING, MARTIAL LAW
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 16, 2013, 04:50:33 PM
 :lulz: I love that newspapers took up the story without verifying it.

I mean, it's completely unsurprising, I just love it.
Title: Re: BREAKING: TEXAS SECESSION UPRISING, MARTIAL LAW
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 16, 2013, 04:53:41 PM
"Bertil Ståhfrääs (who's name transalates as 'erection'" is a red flag for double-checking, I agree.  :lulz:
Title: Re: BREAKING: TEXAS SECESSION UPRISING, MARTIAL LAW
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 16, 2013, 05:39:09 PM
Quote from: stelz on May 16, 2013, 04:53:41 PM
"Bertil Ståhfrääs (who's name transalates as 'erection'" is a red flag for double-checking, I agree.  :lulz:

THEORETICALLY

I mean, really in just sort of fundamental journalistic practice

THE EXISTENCE OF ANY STORY AT ALL IS A RED FLAG FOR DOUBLE-CHECKING.

Just taking the five minutes to confirm that a story has a credible source and isn't from Sweden's version of The Onion or from some agenda-driven special interest group. For any story, whether it's absurd or not.
Title: Re: BREAKING: TEXAS SECESSION UPRISING, MARTIAL LAW
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 17, 2013, 01:47:11 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 16, 2013, 05:39:09 PM
Quote from: stelz on May 16, 2013, 04:53:41 PM
"Bertil Ståhfrääs (who's name transalates as 'erection'" is a red flag for double-checking, I agree.  :lulz:

THEORETICALLY

I mean, really in just sort of fundamental journalistic practice

THE EXISTENCE OF ANY STORY AT ALL IS A RED FLAG FOR DOUBLE-CHECKING.

Just taking the five minutes to confirm that a story has a credible source and isn't from Sweden's version of The Onion or from some agenda-driven special interest group. For any story, whether it's absurd or not.

The media is in sore need of some serious Nigeling.
Title: Re: BREAKING: TEXAS SECESSION UPRISING, MARTIAL LAW
Post by: Left on May 17, 2013, 12:10:24 PM
You threw an uprising and nobody came...
...Not even the guy supposedly dumb enough to fuck a hornet's nest.
:cry:

...The thing is? everyone really believed there was someone that dumb.
It's hard to overestimate human stupidity.
Title: Re: BREAKING: TEXAS SECESSION UPRISING, MARTIAL LAW
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 17, 2013, 01:24:21 PM
Quote from: hylierandom on May 17, 2013, 12:10:24 PM
You threw an uprising and nobody came...
...Not even the guy supposedly dumb enough to fuck a hornet's nest.
:cry:

...The thing is? everyone really believed there was someone that dumb.
It's hard to overestimate human stupidity.

Farfetched as it sounds people have some weird compulsions. Remember that guy who had sex with the horse and then died? That actually happened. Or the woman who had sex with a dog and was allergic to dog semen and then died? That happened too.
Title: Re: BREAKING: TEXAS SECESSION UPRISING, MARTIAL LAW
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 17, 2013, 04:15:27 PM
Or the guy who had sex with a picnic table, and got his dick stuck in it and had to be rescued? Or the guy who had sex with a pipe, and had to go to the hospital and have the pipe sawed off his dick?

Guys will try to stick their dicks in many places.
Title: Re: BREAKING: TEXAS SECESSION UPRISING, MARTIAL LAW
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 17, 2013, 04:16:43 PM
Quote from: stelz on May 17, 2013, 01:47:11 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 16, 2013, 05:39:09 PM
Quote from: stelz on May 16, 2013, 04:53:41 PM
"Bertil Ståhfrääs (who's name transalates as 'erection'" is a red flag for double-checking, I agree.  :lulz:

THEORETICALLY

I mean, really in just sort of fundamental journalistic practice

THE EXISTENCE OF ANY STORY AT ALL IS A RED FLAG FOR DOUBLE-CHECKING.

Just taking the five minutes to confirm that a story has a credible source and isn't from Sweden's version of The Onion or from some agenda-driven special interest group. For any story, whether it's absurd or not.

The media is in sore need of some serious Nigeling.

I'll show them "sore".  :argh!:
Title: Re: BREAKING: TEXAS SECESSION UPRISING, MARTIAL LAW
Post by: Left on May 18, 2013, 04:28:26 AM
Quote from: El Twid on May 17, 2013, 01:24:21 PM

Farfetched as it sounds people have some weird compulsions.

True that...

http://www.dailycognition.com/index.php/2011/03/09/13-bizarre-objects-ever-found-inside-people.html

...I've heard the saying: never do anything you'd be embarrassed to explain to the paramedic.
Title: Re: BREAKING: TEXAS SECESSION UPRISING, MARTIAL LAW
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 18, 2013, 04:42:03 AM
Quote from: hylierandom on May 18, 2013, 04:28:26 AM
Quote from: El Twid on May 17, 2013, 01:24:21 PM

Farfetched as it sounds people have some weird compulsions.

True that...

http://www.dailycognition.com/index.php/2011/03/09/13-bizarre-objects-ever-found-inside-people.html

...I've heard the saying: never do anything you'd be embarrassed to explain to the paramedic.

My friend is chief resident at one of the larger local hospitals. She has seen some THINGS, man.  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: BREAKING: TEXAS SECESSION UPRISING, MARTIAL LAW
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 18, 2013, 02:54:35 PM
Buddha's Ghost Penis used to have an X-ray of a bottle up somebody's ass as an avatar.  :lol:
Title: Re: BREAKING: TEXAS SECESSION UPRISING, MARTIAL LAW
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 18, 2013, 07:30:08 PM
Thread does not deliver.
Title: Re: BREAKING: TEXAS SECESSION UPRISING, MARTIAL LAW
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 18, 2013, 07:41:59 PM
NSFW (http://m.chanarchive.org/content/38_hr/1763565/1364357636226.jpg)
Title: Re: BREAKING: TEXAS SECESSION UPRISING, MARTIAL LAW
Post by: Left on May 19, 2013, 03:52:48 AM
Quote from: stelz on May 18, 2013, 07:41:59 PM
NSFW (http://m.chanarchive.org/content/38_hr/1763565/1364357636226.jpg)

I'll wait until I get online from home... I see the word chanarchive...too bloody right it's NSFW...