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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 17, 2013, 01:46:35 AM

Title: It's art.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 17, 2013, 01:46:35 AM
http://au.blouinartinfo.com/news/story/900566/patricia-piccininis-polarizing-hot-air-balloon-sculpture

QuoteYou may remember seeing an article on Artinfo Australia in December 2012 about a giant sculptural hot-air balloon by world-renowned Australian artist Patrica Piccinini that had been commissioned to celebrate the 100th birthday of Australia's capital city, Canberra. Well, the balloon dubbed the "Skywhale" has been revealed in all its glory and sent on its maiden voyage in preparation for the official unveiling in Canberra on May 11.

(http://au.blouinartinfo.com/sites/default/files/skywhale2.jpeg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=MeIhmkSsB8A

Now that, my friends, is how you art in the modern age.
Title: Re: It's art.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 17, 2013, 01:49:41 AM
It's a whale, it's a bird, it's a bunch of claws, it's pendulous tits...

I 'LIKE' THIS
Title: Re: It's art.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 17, 2013, 02:28:51 AM
Quote"I imagine it against the clear blue canvas of a Canberra sky, odd yet somehow comforting," Piccinini said in her original vision for the commission. "It plays on the idea that the relationship between planning and nature can lead to outcomes that are extraordinary in ways that are unanticipated."


QuoteIt may resemble what one person described on Facebook as a "10-titted dodo," but those who follow Piccinini's career will recognise the commission as a grand and wonderful continuation of her favourite theme of questioning our responsibility to the creatures we create.
Title: Re: It's art.
Post by: Don Coyote on May 17, 2013, 02:56:33 AM
See this is art I like.
Title: Re: It's art.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 17, 2013, 03:24:32 AM
We can troll the skies with giant mutant creatures with multiple fifty foot long titties now?

This really IS "oddly comforting".
Title: Re: It's art.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 17, 2013, 04:51:14 PM
Yeah, I like this thing.
Title: Re: It's art.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 17, 2013, 04:53:09 PM
Speaking of art, Portland's latest thing is going to the art museum naked. June 8th, Portland Art Museum is partnering with the Naked Bike Ride by offering admission at a cost of $1 per article of clothing.

I'm going to go, because when will I ever have another opportunity to go to an art museum naked with a bunch of other naked people?
Title: Re: It's art.
Post by: LMNO on May 17, 2013, 05:24:31 PM
I would love doing this, just to horrify people with my back hair.




Naturally, I would maintain an erection at all times.
Title: Re: It's art.
Post by: Junkenstein on May 17, 2013, 05:40:08 PM
QuoteNaturally, I would maintain an erection at all times.

I thought that was compulsory at art museums anyway?
Title: Re: It's art.
Post by: Suu on May 17, 2013, 07:44:49 PM
Skywhales for a new tomorrow!
Title: Re: It's art.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on May 17, 2013, 08:24:04 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 04:53:09 PM
Speaking of art, Portland's latest thing is going to the art museum naked. June 8th, Portland Art Museum is partnering with the Naked Bike Ride by offering admission at a cost of $1 per article of clothing.

I'm going to go, because when will I ever have another opportunity to go to an art museum naked with a bunch of other naked people?

Hopefully, every year, forever.

I'm going.
Title: Re: It's art.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 08:25:01 PM
Unfortunately, it isn't actually possible for me to be naked.
Title: Re: It's art.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 17, 2013, 09:40:58 PM
I wish I could say the same of Texas. This whole state needs to be covered in ass and back hair.
Not that we're really known for art museums or people you'd like to see naked or be naked with anyway.
Title: Re: It's art.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 17, 2013, 09:45:32 PM
Art museum full of naked hipsters.

It will be a busy night for me.
Title: Re: It's art.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 09:47:16 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 09:45:32 PM
Art museum full of naked hipsters.

It will be a busy night for me.

We don't do that sort of thing, here. 

It's almost like that money I spent on that cattle prod was wasted.
Title: Re: It's art.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 17, 2013, 09:48:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 09:47:16 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 09:45:32 PM
Art museum full of naked hipsters.

It will be a busy night for me.

We don't do that sort of thing, here. 

It's almost like that money I spent on that cattle prod was wasted.

Almost. But you do what you can.
Title: Re: It's art.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 09:49:46 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 09:48:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 09:47:16 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 09:45:32 PM
Art museum full of naked hipsters.

It will be a busy night for me.

We don't do that sort of thing, here. 

It's almost like that money I spent on that cattle prod was wasted.

Almost. But you do what you can.

But the psychic fairs are over for the year.  :(
Title: Re: It's art.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 17, 2013, 10:04:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 09:49:46 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 09:48:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 09:47:16 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 09:45:32 PM
Art museum full of naked hipsters.

It will be a busy night for me.

We don't do that sort of thing, here. 

It's almost like that money I spent on that cattle prod was wasted.

Almost. But you do what you can.

But the psychic fairs are over for the year.  :(

There has to be some kind of art show or rainbow event or something coming up.
Title: Re: It's art.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 18, 2013, 12:46:00 AM
Art museum naked? I can not see that going ending any other way but in tears. For someone. I would have "She's a brick HOUSE, she's mighty mighty, just lettin' it all hang out" going through my head non-stop.
Title: Re: It's art.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 18, 2013, 01:54:20 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 18, 2013, 12:46:00 AM
Art museum naked? I can not see that going ending any other way but in tears. For someone. I would have "She's a brick HOUSE, she's mighty mighty, just lettin' it all hang out" going through my head non-stop.

See, I'd just have this low buzzing noise in my head.
Title: Re: It's art.
Post by: Left on May 18, 2013, 02:30:10 AM
Quote from: stelz on May 17, 2013, 09:40:58 PM
I wish I could say the same of Texas. This whole state needs to be covered in ass and back hair.
Not that we're really known for art museums or people you'd like to see naked or be naked with anyway.

...Naked People Of Walmart?

Title: Re: It's art.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 18, 2013, 04:50:50 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 18, 2013, 12:46:00 AM
Art museum naked? I can not see that going ending any other way but in tears. For someone. I would have "She's a brick HOUSE, she's mighty mighty, just lettin' it all hang out" going through my head non-stop.

And this is where I enter the picture. All smiles, here.
Title: Re: It's art.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 18, 2013, 04:51:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 18, 2013, 01:54:20 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 18, 2013, 12:46:00 AM
Art museum naked? I can not see that going ending any other way but in tears. For someone. I would have "She's a brick HOUSE, she's mighty mighty, just lettin' it all hang out" going through my head non-stop.

See, I'd just have this low buzzing noise in my head.

:lulz:
Title: Re: It's art.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 18, 2013, 04:51:49 AM
Quote from: hylierandom on May 18, 2013, 02:30:10 AM
Quote from: stelz on May 17, 2013, 09:40:58 PM
I wish I could say the same of Texas. This whole state needs to be covered in ass and back hair.
Not that we're really known for art museums or people you'd like to see naked or be naked with anyway.

...Naked People Of Walmart?

Slightly surprised this photoessay hasn't yet been done.
Title: Re: It's art.
Post by: Left on May 19, 2013, 04:18:18 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 18, 2013, 04:51:49 AM
Quote from: hylierandom on May 18, 2013, 02:30:10 AM
Quote from: stelz on May 17, 2013, 09:40:58 PM
I wish I could say the same of Texas. This whole state needs to be covered in ass and back hair.
Not that we're really known for art museums or people you'd like to see naked or be naked with anyway.

...Naked People Of Walmart?

Slightly surprised this photoessay hasn't yet been done.

*Picturing myself and a bunch of other middle-aged and podgy people, running naked through a Wal-Mart.*
.........
*Thinking if we were all painted in woad, carrying clubs and screaming, it would be perfect
Also remembering this:*

http://www.hark.com/clips/qyfflxtrkj-guy-calls-wal-mart-for-buttplugs

...I have met the man who made this prank call.  He has 2 kids now.  O.O
Title: Re: It's art.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 20, 2013, 12:06:31 AM
Quote from: hylierandom on May 19, 2013, 04:18:18 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 18, 2013, 04:51:49 AM
Quote from: hylierandom on May 18, 2013, 02:30:10 AM
Quote from: stelz on May 17, 2013, 09:40:58 PM
I wish I could say the same of Texas. This whole state needs to be covered in ass and back hair.
Not that we're really known for art museums or people you'd like to see naked or be naked with anyway.

...Naked People Of Walmart?

Slightly surprised this photoessay hasn't yet been done.

*Picturing myself and a bunch of other middle-aged and podgy people, running naked through a Wal-Mart.*
.........
*Thinking if we were all painted in woad, carrying clubs and screaming, it would be perfect
Also remembering this:*

http://www.hark.com/clips/qyfflxtrkj-guy-calls-wal-mart-for-buttplugs

...I have met the man who made this prank call.  He has 2 kids now.  O.O

That would be well worth doing.  :lulz:
Title: Re: It's art.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 21, 2013, 12:17:43 AM
My eyes bleed. http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?s=Naked