Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 17, 2013, 02:08:53 AM

Title: WAFFLES!!!! EXPLAIN!!!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 17, 2013, 02:08:53 AM
Did one of your old kings have annoying communication technology?

http://news.yahoo.com/danish-teenager-makes-rare-viking-162658921.html
Title: Re: WAFFLES!!!! EXPLAIN!!!
Post by: Don Coyote on May 17, 2013, 02:33:05 AM
I do believe that yes, as the symbol for bluetooth is a rune.
Title: Re: WAFFLES!!!! EXPLAIN!!!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 17, 2013, 02:58:49 AM
Quote from: six to the quixotic on May 17, 2013, 02:33:05 AM
I do believe that yes, as the symbol for bluetooth is a rune.

Sweet baby Thor in Asgard, you're right...  :eek:
Title: Re: WAFFLES!!!! EXPLAIN!!!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 17, 2013, 02:59:54 AM
Also, Waffles, as you will see next time you log into facebook, Coyote and I hit on something. It's not who you know. It's who knows YOU. Norwegian reversal!
Title: Re: WAFFLES!!!! EXPLAIN!!!
Post by: Don Coyote on May 17, 2013, 03:00:36 AM
Quote from: El Twid on May 17, 2013, 02:58:49 AM
Quote from: six to the quixotic on May 17, 2013, 02:33:05 AM
I do believe that yes, as the symbol for bluetooth is a rune.

Sweet baby Thor in Asgard, you're right...  :eek:

QuoteThe Bluetooth logo is a bind rune merging the Younger Futhark runes Runic letter ior.svg (Hagall) (ᚼ) and Runic letter berkanan.svg (Bjarkan) (ᛒ), Harald's initials.
:lulz:
Title: Re: WAFFLES!!!! EXPLAIN!!!
Post by: Don Coyote on May 17, 2013, 03:01:20 AM
OH FUCKING SHIT!!!!

IT'S A MAGIC FUCKING BIND RUNE!!!!!

:magick: :magick: :magick: :magick: :magick: :magick:
Title: Re: WAFFLES!!!! EXPLAIN!!!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 17, 2013, 03:01:27 AM
Waffles, here in America, some guy knows Mortiis. In Kingdom of Norway, Mortiis knows YOU!
Title: Re: WAFFLES!!!! EXPLAIN!!!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 17, 2013, 03:02:16 AM
Quote from: six to the quixotic on May 17, 2013, 03:01:20 AM
OH FUCKING SHIT!!!!

IT'S A MAGIC FUCKING BIND RUNE!!!!!

:magick: :magick: :magick: :magick: :magick: :magick:

NO SHIT?!?!?!?

:lulz:

Dude, we just accidentally... what's that shit called.... Seidr?
Title: Re: WAFFLES!!!! EXPLAIN!!!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 17, 2013, 03:02:35 AM
We accidentally all the Seidr!
Title: Re: WAFFLES!!!! EXPLAIN!!!
Post by: Don Coyote on May 17, 2013, 03:05:16 AM
Quote from: El Twid on May 17, 2013, 03:02:35 AM
We accidentally all the Seidr!

OR
Title: Re: WAFFLES!!!! EXPLAIN!!!
Post by: Don Coyote on May 17, 2013, 03:07:00 AM
Quote from: El Twid on May 17, 2013, 03:02:35 AM
We accidentally all the Seidr!

Quote from: El Twid on May 17, 2013, 03:02:35 AM
We accidentally all the Seidr!

OR THEY ALL THE SEIDR ON PURPOSE :cpd:
Title: Re: WAFFLES!!!! EXPLAIN!!!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 17, 2013, 03:16:39 AM
Quote from: six to the quixotic on May 17, 2013, 03:07:00 AM
Quote from: El Twid on May 17, 2013, 03:02:35 AM
We accidentally all the Seidr!

Quote from: El Twid on May 17, 2013, 03:02:35 AM
We accidentally all the Seidr!

OR THEY ALL THE SEIDR ON PURPOSE :cpd:

:tinfoilhat: :hi5: :aaa: :1fap:  :magick: :rpger:
Title: Re: WAFFLES!!!! EXPLAIN!!!
Post by: EK WAFFLR on May 17, 2013, 04:21:37 AM
I don't know. It's all Galdr to me*



*which means that I understand it perfectly.
Title: Re: WAFFLES!!!! EXPLAIN!!!
Post by: Don Coyote on May 17, 2013, 04:27:24 AM
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/117/814/are-you-wizard.jpg)
Title: Re: WAFFLES!!!! EXPLAIN!!!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 17, 2013, 04:35:47 AM
Quote from: six to the quixotic on May 17, 2013, 04:27:24 AM
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/117/814/are-you-wizard.jpg)

No! He's a Galdrer!
Title: Re: WAFFLES!!!! EXPLAIN!!!
Post by: EK WAFFLR on May 17, 2013, 02:25:24 PM
Galdrameister, to be specific.
You know, the type that makes necro pance.
Title: Re: WAFFLES!!!! EXPLAIN!!!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 17, 2013, 02:51:15 PM
Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on May 17, 2013, 02:25:24 PM
Galdrameister, to be specific.
You know, the type that makes necro pance.

:horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:

Did anybody notice the king's name? Harald Bluetooth?

Give a Viking necropance and a cell phone and you've got problems...
Title: Re: WAFFLES!!!! EXPLAIN!!!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 17, 2013, 03:59:28 PM
GUYS GUYS GUYS

I know this is going to sound insane, but what if the technology is actually named after that guy?
Title: Re: WAFFLES!!!! EXPLAIN!!!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 17, 2013, 04:17:20 PM
In my excitement that thought did not occur to me...
Title: Re: WAFFLES!!!! EXPLAIN!!!
Post by: EK WAFFLR on May 17, 2013, 04:17:39 PM
It is, actually.

The word "Bluetooth" is an anglicized version of the Scandinavian Blåtand/Blåtann, the epithet of the tenth-century king Harald I of Denmark and parts of Norway who united dissonant Danish tribes into a single kingdom. The idea of this name was proposed by Jim Kardach who developed a system that would allow mobile phones to communicate with computers (at the time he was reading Frans Gunnar Bengtsson's historical novel The Long Ships about Vikings and king Harald Bluetooth).[5] The implication is that Bluetooth does the same with communications protocols, uniting them into one universal standard.[6][7][8]
Title: Re: WAFFLES!!!! EXPLAIN!!!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 17, 2013, 04:24:24 PM
Huh. Nifty
Title: Re: WAFFLES!!!! EXPLAIN!!!
Post by: Cain on May 17, 2013, 04:29:13 PM
So the eventual aim of Bluetooth is to invade and subjugate England?

I'm OK with this outcome.
Title: Re: WAFFLES!!!! EXPLAIN!!!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 17, 2013, 04:46:56 PM
Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on May 17, 2013, 04:17:39 PM
It is, actually.

The word "Bluetooth" is an anglicized version of the Scandinavian Blåtand/Blåtann, the epithet of the tenth-century king Harald I of Denmark and parts of Norway who united dissonant Danish tribes into a single kingdom. The idea of this name was proposed by Jim Kardach who developed a system that would allow mobile phones to communicate with computers (at the time he was reading Frans Gunnar Bengtsson's historical novel The Long Ships about Vikings and king Harald Bluetooth).[5] The implication is that Bluetooth does the same with communications protocols, uniting them into one universal standard.[6][7][8]

Yes

I was being a tiny bit facetious.
Title: Re: WAFFLES!!!! EXPLAIN!!!
Post by: EK WAFFLR on May 17, 2013, 04:57:52 PM
Dammit. I'm a bit slow today.
Title: Re: WAFFLES!!!! EXPLAIN!!!
Post by: LMNO on May 17, 2013, 05:26:07 PM
Wait....







YOU MEAN I CAN FOR REALLY REALS SAY "IMMA CHARGIN' MY SIGILS!"
Title: Re: WAFFLES!!!! EXPLAIN!!!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 17, 2013, 06:02:36 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 17, 2013, 05:26:07 PM
Wait....







YOU MEAN I CAN FOR REALLY REALS SAY "IMMA CHARGIN' MY SIGILS!"

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: WAFFLES!!!! EXPLAIN!!!
Post by: Don Coyote on May 17, 2013, 06:33:21 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 17, 2013, 05:26:07 PM
Wait....







YOU MEAN I CAN FOR REALLY REALS SAY "IMMA CHARGIN' MY SIGILS!"

why else do you think I brought it up