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I don't get it.
But that's because I am, let me see if I get this straight,
QuoteYou're just a bunch of old people wishing you'd be young again. YOLO, bitchez!
Been done.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 09:46:29 PM
I don't get it.
But that's because I am, let me see if I get this straight,
QuoteYou're just a bunch of old people wishing you'd be young again. YOLO, bitchez!
FFS, smoke a bowl or eat a tab of 'cid and chill the fuck out, duuude
Quote from: Dalek on May 17, 2013, 09:52:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 09:46:29 PM
I don't get it.
But that's because I am, let me see if I get this straight,
QuoteYou're just a bunch of old people wishing you'd be young again. YOLO, bitchez!
FFS, smoke a bowl or eat a tab of 'cid and chill the fuck out, duuude
Yes, because drugs are like Jesus, they solve everything.
The really funny thing is, no matter what the subject is, there's an idiot at either extreme. For every Fred Phelps, there is a Reverend Uncle BadTouch. For every RWHN, there is a Dalek.
Because extremism beats thinking. Especially when you've trashed your brains "testing" weird fucking drugs. Just like every other burnout.
:lulz:
Quote from: Dalek on May 17, 2013, 09:52:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 09:46:29 PM
I don't get it.
But that's because I am, let me see if I get this straight,
QuoteYou're just a bunch of old people wishing you'd be young again. YOLO, bitchez!
FFS, smoke a bowl or eat a tab of 'cid and chill the fuck out, duuude
I do drugs, and I still think you're a numbnut. :lol:
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:00:07 PM
Quote from: Dalek on May 17, 2013, 09:52:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 09:46:29 PM
I don't get it.
But that's because I am, let me see if I get this straight,
QuoteYou're just a bunch of old people wishing you'd be young again. YOLO, bitchez!
FFS, smoke a bowl or eat a tab of 'cid and chill the fuck out, duuude
I do drugs, and I still think you're a numbnut. :lol:
Drugs won't make you young again, sorry :(
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:00:07 PM
Quote from: Dalek on May 17, 2013, 09:52:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 09:46:29 PM
I don't get it.
But that's because I am, let me see if I get this straight,
QuoteYou're just a bunch of old people wishing you'd be young again. YOLO, bitchez!
FFS, smoke a bowl or eat a tab of 'cid and chill the fuck out, duuude
I do drugs, and I still think you're a numbnut. :lol:
I see no functional difference between Dalek and the guy with the corner barstool in the loser bar down the street. You know the guy.
Quote from: Dalek on May 17, 2013, 10:00:43 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:00:07 PM
Quote from: Dalek on May 17, 2013, 09:52:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 09:46:29 PM
I don't get it.
But that's because I am, let me see if I get this straight,
QuoteYou're just a bunch of old people wishing you'd be young again. YOLO, bitchez!
FFS, smoke a bowl or eat a tab of 'cid and chill the fuck out, duuude
I do drugs, and I still think you're a numbnut. :lol:
Drugs won't make you young again, sorry :(
But they'll make you old faster. And in worse shape.
I'm sort of looking forward to watching that, over the next few years.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 10:00:59 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:00:07 PM
Quote from: Dalek on May 17, 2013, 09:52:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 09:46:29 PM
I don't get it.
But that's because I am, let me see if I get this straight,
QuoteYou're just a bunch of old people wishing you'd be young again. YOLO, bitchez!
FFS, smoke a bowl or eat a tab of 'cid and chill the fuck out, duuude
I do drugs, and I still think you're a numbnut. :lol:
I see no functional difference between Dalek and the guy with the corner barstool in the loser bar down the street. You know the guy.
Got a gram of meth in my pocket, but no fucks to give, sorry
Scratch that fool on a stool thing. Dalek more properly reminds me of Britney Spears during her "comeback" phase. A bright-eyed, cheerful, & brainless little chipmunk who has NO idea what's about to happen...And, once it's happened, will have no idea WHY.
Quote from: Dalek on May 17, 2013, 10:03:12 PM
Got a gram of meth in my pocket, but no fucks to give, sorry
Post a pic when all your teeth fall out. :lulz:
Quote from: Dalek on May 17, 2013, 10:00:43 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:00:07 PM
Quote from: Dalek on May 17, 2013, 09:52:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 09:46:29 PM
I don't get it.
But that's because I am, let me see if I get this straight,
QuoteYou're just a bunch of old people wishing you'd be young again. YOLO, bitchez!
FFS, smoke a bowl or eat a tab of 'cid and chill the fuck out, duuude
I do drugs, and I still think you're a numbnut. :lol:
Drugs won't make you young again, sorry :(
Why would I want them to? :lulz:
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:05:56 PM
Why would I want them to? :lulz:
Well, in Dalek's world, youth is all that matters, and middle age will never arrive.
That might actually be true, now that he's discovered meth.
Meh. The world will stagger along without him. Somehow.
Quote from: Dalek on May 17, 2013, 10:03:12 PM
Got a gram of meth in my pocket, but no fucks to give, sorry
Well, that pretty much explains everything. :horrormirth:
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:08:13 PM
Quote from: Dalek on May 17, 2013, 10:03:12 PM
Got a gram of meth in my pocket, but no fucks to give, sorry
Well, that pretty much explains everything. :horrormirth:
This is like watching Horab melt down. Seriously.
:lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 10:07:23 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:05:56 PM
Why would I want them to? :lulz:
Well, in Dalek's world, youth is all that matters, and middle age will never arrive.
That might actually be true, now that he's discovered meth.
Meh. The world will stagger along without him. Somehow.
I've never been addicted to anything except for cigarettes. I have very strong will power, so I can afford using meth.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 10:07:23 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:05:56 PM
Why would I want them to? :lulz:
Well, in Dalek's world, youth is all that matters, and middle age will never arrive.
That might actually be true, now that he's discovered meth.
Meh. The world will stagger along without him. Somehow.
I thought Dalek used to be pretty cool, and kind of wondered what happened. Now I know.
No wonder he thinks 40's is old... most tweakers are some serious burned out wrinkly-ass husks by 35. Living from fix to fix has got to suck.
Quote from: Dalek on May 17, 2013, 10:09:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 10:07:23 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:05:56 PM
Why would I want them to? :lulz:
Well, in Dalek's world, youth is all that matters, and middle age will never arrive.
That might actually be true, now that he's discovered meth.
Meh. The world will stagger along without him. Somehow.
I've never been addicted to anything except for cigarettes. I have very strong will power, so I can afford using meth.
:lulz: OK.
U trollin'?
Quote from: Dalek on May 17, 2013, 10:09:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 10:07:23 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:05:56 PM
Why would I want them to? :lulz:
Well, in Dalek's world, youth is all that matters, and middle age will never arrive.
That might actually be true, now that he's discovered meth.
Meh. The world will stagger along without him. Somehow.
I've never been addicted to anything except for cigarettes. I have very strong will power, so I can afford using meth.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:10:09 PM
Quote from: Dalek on May 17, 2013, 10:09:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 10:07:23 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:05:56 PM
Why would I want them to? :lulz:
Well, in Dalek's world, youth is all that matters, and middle age will never arrive.
That might actually be true, now that he's discovered meth.
Meh. The world will stagger along without him. Somehow.
I've never been addicted to anything except for cigarettes. I have very strong will power, so I can afford using meth.
:lulz: OK.
U trollin'?
I highly doubt it. He's proven himself to be that dumb.
He's finally achieved his goal.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:09:22 PM
I thought Dalek used to be pretty cool, and kind of wondered what happened. Now I know.
He was pretty cool, before he traded in his personality for the 4/20 uniform.
QuoteNo wonder he thinks 40's is old... most tweakers are some serious burned out wrinkly-ass husks by 35. Living from fix to fix has got to suck.
Well, that is a self-correcting problem.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 10:13:13 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:09:22 PM
I thought Dalek used to be pretty cool, and kind of wondered what happened. Now I know.
He was pretty cool, before he traded in his personality for the 4/20 uniform.
QuoteNo wonder he thinks 40's is old... most tweakers are some serious burned out wrinkly-ass husks by 35. Living from fix to fix has got to suck.
Well, that is a self-correcting problem.
So drugs have made me un-cool? I thought it worked the opposite way.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 10:12:02 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:10:09 PM
Quote from: Dalek on May 17, 2013, 10:09:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 10:07:23 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:05:56 PM
Why would I want them to? :lulz:
Well, in Dalek's world, youth is all that matters, and middle age will never arrive.
That might actually be true, now that he's discovered meth.
Meh. The world will stagger along without him. Somehow.
I've never been addicted to anything except for cigarettes. I have very strong will power, so I can afford using meth.
:lulz: OK.
U trollin'?
I highly doubt it. He's proven himself to be that dumb.
He's finally achieved his goal.
His logic is immaculate. "The only thing I've ever been addicted to is cigarettes, so I definitely won't get addicted to this substance that is more addictive than cigarettes".
I wonder how that girlfriend of his worked out?
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:15:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 10:12:02 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:10:09 PM
Quote from: Dalek on May 17, 2013, 10:09:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 10:07:23 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:05:56 PM
Why would I want them to? :lulz:
Well, in Dalek's world, youth is all that matters, and middle age will never arrive.
That might actually be true, now that he's discovered meth.
Meh. The world will stagger along without him. Somehow.
I've never been addicted to anything except for cigarettes. I have very strong will power, so I can afford using meth.
:lulz: OK.
U trollin'?
I highly doubt it. He's proven himself to be that dumb.
He's finally achieved his goal.
His logic is immaculate. "The only thing I've ever been addicted to is cigarettes, so I definitely won't get addicted to this substance that is more addictive than cigarettes".
I wonder how that girlfriend of his worked out?
It didn't work out. The feelings you get on meth and mdma aren't really real, except for the first week WHEN THEY TOTALLY FUCKING ARE
Quote from: Dalek on May 17, 2013, 10:19:00 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:15:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 10:12:02 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:10:09 PM
Quote from: Dalek on May 17, 2013, 10:09:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 10:07:23 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:05:56 PM
Why would I want them to? :lulz:
Well, in Dalek's world, youth is all that matters, and middle age will never arrive.
That might actually be true, now that he's discovered meth.
Meh. The world will stagger along without him. Somehow.
I've never been addicted to anything except for cigarettes. I have very strong will power, so I can afford using meth.
:lulz: OK.
U trollin'?
I highly doubt it. He's proven himself to be that dumb.
He's finally achieved his goal.
His logic is immaculate. "The only thing I've ever been addicted to is cigarettes, so I definitely won't get addicted to this substance that is more addictive than cigarettes".
I wonder how that girlfriend of his worked out?
It didn't work out. The feelings you get on meth and mdma aren't really real, except for the first week WHEN THEY TOTALLY FUCKING ARE
Surprise.
Quote from: Dalek on May 17, 2013, 10:15:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 10:13:13 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:09:22 PM
I thought Dalek used to be pretty cool, and kind of wondered what happened. Now I know.
He was pretty cool, before he traded in his personality for the 4/20 uniform.
QuoteNo wonder he thinks 40's is old... most tweakers are some serious burned out wrinkly-ass husks by 35. Living from fix to fix has got to suck.
Well, that is a self-correcting problem.
So drugs have made me un-cool? I thought it worked the opposite way.
I know.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:19:22 PM
Surprise.
I'm shocked. Why wouldn't a young lady be head over heels for such a fine young go-getter?
Don't worry about me. I'm a chaos magician. I'll be fine. The Universe is looking after me
Also, why have a relationship when you can just light up the same portion of your brain with drugs?
Sure, you more or less become like a chimpanzee strapped to a gurney, but isn't that a small price to pay?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 10:20:20 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:19:22 PM
Surprise.
I'm shocked. Why wouldn't a young lady be head over heels for such a fine young go-getter?
She probably was, until he ran out of meth and she found someone with a steadier supply.
But you know, his mother was an unreasonable idiot for thinking the girl was a bad idea.
Quote from: Dalek on May 17, 2013, 10:23:05 PM
Don't worry about me. I'm a chaos magician. I'll be fine. The Universe is looking after me
Yes, you'll be just fine. No worries. Just have another hit, you little junkie, and everything will be sunshine.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:24:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 10:20:20 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:19:22 PM
Surprise.
I'm shocked. Why wouldn't a young lady be head over heels for such a fine young go-getter?
She probably was, until he ran out of meth and she found someone with a steadier supply.
But you know, his mother was an unreasonable idiot for thinking the girl was a bad idea.
Hey, I'm 18 - I'm entitled not to listen to my parents
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:24:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 10:20:20 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:19:22 PM
Surprise.
I'm shocked. Why wouldn't a young lady be head over heels for such a fine young go-getter?
She probably was, until he ran out of meth and she found someone with a steadier supply.
But you know, his mother was an unreasonable idiot for thinking the girl was a bad idea.
Doesn't sound like he ran out. I mean, he's got a gram in his pocket.
The odds of being able to continuously have that gram, of course, are somewhere between "zero" and "glory hole".
Quote from: Dalek on May 17, 2013, 10:25:30 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:24:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 10:20:20 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:19:22 PM
Surprise.
I'm shocked. Why wouldn't a young lady be head over heels for such a fine young go-getter?
She probably was, until he ran out of meth and she found someone with a steadier supply.
But you know, his mother was an unreasonable idiot for thinking the girl was a bad idea.
Hey, I'm 18 - I'm entitled not to listen to my parents
Yeah, they can't tell you what to do. And they're OLD, so they're stupid. They do not understand the sheer opulence of the junkie lifestyle.
Quote from: Dalek on May 17, 2013, 10:23:05 PM
Don't worry about me.
Missed this bit.
I'm not, Dalek. Worrying about junkies is kinda dumb.
Quote from: Dalek on May 17, 2013, 10:40:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 10:33:13 PM
Quote from: Dalek on May 17, 2013, 10:23:05 PM
Don't worry about me.
Missed this bit.
I'm not, Dalek. Worrying about junkies is kinda dumb.
Soooo edgy
No, just common sense. Junkies are doomed. Nothing at all can save them (you). Worrying about them is wasted effort and wasted emotion, because for all intents and purposes, they're already dead. What's walking around (for the moment) isn't them, it's their habit.
Quote from: Dalek on May 17, 2013, 10:25:30 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:24:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 10:20:20 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 10:19:22 PM
Surprise.
I'm shocked. Why wouldn't a young lady be head over heels for such a fine young go-getter?
She probably was, until he ran out of meth and she found someone with a steadier supply.
But you know, his mother was an unreasonable idiot for thinking the girl was a bad idea.
Hey, I'm 18 - I'm entitled not to listen to my parents
:lulz: Yeah, if you're paying your own rent.
Quote from: Dalek on May 17, 2013, 10:40:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 10:33:13 PM
Quote from: Dalek on May 17, 2013, 10:23:05 PM
Don't worry about me.
Missed this bit.
I'm not, Dalek. Worrying about junkies is kinda dumb.
Soooo edgy
Why is it edgy to not worry about people who don't really matter? :? I mean, I'm sure you matter to someone, but why would you matter to Roger?
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 11:16:34 PM
Quote from: Dalek on May 17, 2013, 10:40:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 10:33:13 PM
Quote from: Dalek on May 17, 2013, 10:23:05 PM
Don't worry about me.
Missed this bit.
I'm not, Dalek. Worrying about junkies is kinda dumb.
Soooo edgy
Why is it edgy to not worry about people who don't really matter? :? I mean, I'm sure you matter to someone, but why would you matter to Roger?
...I don't like to define anyone as not mattering.
Addiction's an interesting and dramatic way to grow yourself...it insures you put yourself in a place where, sooner or later you kind of hit a wall. You either have to become a new person at that point or you start actively dying.
...Of all the drugs I've ever done, none of them were as fun the second time.
Quote from: hylierandom on May 19, 2013, 07:53:15 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 11:16:34 PM
Quote from: Dalek on May 17, 2013, 10:40:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 10:33:13 PM
Quote from: Dalek on May 17, 2013, 10:23:05 PM
Don't worry about me.
Missed this bit.
I'm not, Dalek. Worrying about junkies is kinda dumb.
Soooo edgy
Why is it edgy to not worry about people who don't really matter? :? I mean, I'm sure you matter to someone, but why would you matter to Roger?
...I don't like to define anyone as not mattering.
Addiction's an interesting and dramatic way to grow yourself...it insures you put yourself in a place where, sooner or later you kind of hit a wall. You either have to become a new person at that point or you start actively dying.
...Of all the drugs I've ever done, none of them were as fun the second time.
I didn't say you don't matter. I said you don't matter
to Roger. Why would you? I mean, for all I know, maybe you do, that's his call.
The rest of your post makes no sense.
I care about all humanity.
It's just, you know, the people that I can't fucking stand. If it weren't for them, humanity would be fucking PERFECT.
As a person who has taken a lot of drugs, there is NOTHING more boring than someone who only talks about taking drugs when they are on drugs.
FUN FACT- you are not invincible. unbreakable or mentally immune to these things.
took 10 years and a dose of crazy to figure that shit out.
and IRCC you have a family history of psychotic mental illness, which begs the question..are things so dull you want to play russian roulette with your sanity and ability to converse with people who aren't talking about how many drugs they are on? The social stigma of having a psychotic break is pretty huge, and that alone can fuck with your employability. You have a predisposition to this shit, fucking PACK IT IN and go masturbate before anti-psych meds rob you of the ability to have a libido.
Oh, wait, I've said this before to Daalek. Ah, to be young and stupid. I mean, really. fucking. stupid.
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on May 19, 2013, 07:53:15 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 11:16:34 PM
Quote from: Dalek on May 17, 2013, 10:40:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 10:33:13 PM
Quote from: Dalek on May 17, 2013, 10:23:05 PM
Don't worry about me.
Missed this bit.
I'm not, Dalek. Worrying about junkies is kinda dumb.
Soooo edgy
Why is it edgy to not worry about people who don't really matter? :? I mean, I'm sure you matter to someone, but why would you matter to Roger?
...I don't like to define anyone as not mattering.
Addiction's an interesting and dramatic way to grow yourself...it insures you put yourself in a place where, sooner or later you kind of hit a wall. You either have to become a new person at that point or you start actively dying.
...Of all the drugs I've ever done, none of them were as fun the second time.
Pretty much all the drugs that I enjoyed enough to try a second time were better the second time.
I like drugs but I also enjoy not-drugs. This is why I'm mid-40's and could out-fight, out-fuck, and out-bender Dalek on his best day.
And, by the sounds of it, his best day has come and gone. The downside of treating your body and mind like a toilet is that you, pretty quickly, end up a useless piece of shit :lulz:
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 22, 2013, 06:00:54 PM
I like drugs but I also enjoy not-drugs. This is why I'm mid-40's and could out-fight, out-fuck, and out-bender Dalek on his best day.
And, by the sounds of it, his best day has come and gone. The downside of treating your body and mind like a toilet is that you, pretty quickly, end up a useless piece of shit :lulz:
For me I enjoy drugs as a break from sober. That means I need to be sober, the majority of the time, if I am going to enjoy being fucked up.
Get fucked up all the time and that becomes your normal, it's just that normal has this nasty price tag attached in money spent on drugs and physical toll.
Quote from: Pergamos on May 24, 2013, 12:44:35 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 22, 2013, 06:00:54 PM
I like drugs but I also enjoy not-drugs. This is why I'm mid-40's and could out-fight, out-fuck, and out-bender Dalek on his best day.
And, by the sounds of it, his best day has come and gone. The downside of treating your body and mind like a toilet is that you, pretty quickly, end up a useless piece of shit :lulz:
For me I enjoy drugs as a break from sober. That means I need to be sober, the majority of the time, if I am going to enjoy being fucked up.
Get fucked up all the time and that becomes your normal, it's just that normal has this nasty price tag attached in money spent on drugs and physical toll.
And this right here, this is truth.