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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on May 21, 2013, 03:40:16 AM

Title: But WHY, you ask, MUST we destroy the world, Doktor Howl?
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 21, 2013, 03:40:16 AM
http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/05/16/star-wars-and-doctor-who-fans-clash-at-sci-fi-festival/

BECAUSE THAT'S WHY.
Title: Re: But WHY, you ask, MUST we destroy the world, Doktor Howl?
Post by: AFK on May 21, 2013, 03:43:20 AM
Fck no thats reason to keep it turning.  Hollywood couldn't dream of coming up with that kind of comedy.
Title: Re: But WHY, you ask, MUST we destroy the world, Doktor Howl?
Post by: Left on May 21, 2013, 06:15:46 AM
Quote from: Misery's Feed Trough on May 21, 2013, 03:43:20 AM
Hollywood couldn't dream of coming up with that kind of comedy.
Reality.  It's fucked up.
Title: Re: But WHY, you ask, MUST we destroy the world, Doktor Howl?
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 21, 2013, 06:17:55 AM
Okay, I was reluctant at first. Destroying worlds is so damn messy. And then rebuilding the world in someone's image . . . even more work than blowing shit up. But . . . well, I guess you can count me in. Let me go find some hip-waders and some goggles.
Title: Re: But WHY, you ask, MUST we destroy the world, Doktor Howl?
Post by: The Johnny on May 21, 2013, 08:37:25 AM
if that was the usa they would truly be classified as gangs from there on - just like juggalos are
Title: Re: But WHY, you ask, MUST we destroy the world, Doktor Howl?
Post by: EK WAFFLR on May 21, 2013, 11:03:27 AM
This is a glorious sign of the end times!
Title: Re: But WHY, you ask, MUST we destroy the world, Doktor Howl?
Post by: Sita on May 21, 2013, 12:52:46 PM
Never knew there was animosity between the Warsies and the Whovians. Doesn't make any sense.

Then again I never understood the animosity between Warsies and Trekkies (or any two fan groups really)
Title: Re: But WHY, you ask, MUST we destroy the world, Doktor Howl?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 21, 2013, 03:12:03 PM
I feel like there is something to take advantage of, somewhere in there.
Title: Re: But WHY, you ask, MUST we destroy the world, Doktor Howl?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 21, 2013, 05:55:42 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 21, 2013, 03:12:03 PM
I feel like there is something to take advantage of, somewhere in there.

Indeed. Perhaps an away team crashing a Star Wars convention, or a bunch of Jedi trying to do the mind trick on a bunch of dudes with pointy ear prosthetics.
Title: Re: But WHY, you ask, MUST we destroy the world, Doktor Howl?
Post by: Don Coyote on May 21, 2013, 09:35:33 PM
Quote from: El Twid on May 21, 2013, 05:55:42 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 21, 2013, 03:12:03 PM
I feel like there is something to take advantage of, somewhere in there.

Indeed. Perhaps an away team crashing a Star Wars convention, or a bunch of Jedi trying to do the mind trick on a bunch of dudes with pointy ear prosthetics.

Walk around in stormtrooper armor without a helmet so your pointy ears can be seen while wearing a large multicolored scarf at SCA events, Renfaires and SF cons.

Also, paint the armor blue with windows.
Title: Re: But WHY, you ask, MUST we destroy the world, Doktor Howl?
Post by: EK WAFFLR on May 21, 2013, 09:39:20 PM
All males dress up as Princess Leia, have a Spock Haircut, Spock ears, and wave around a sonic screwdriver. Shouting BOWTIES ARE COOL, is a must.
Title: Re: But WHY, you ask, MUST we destroy the world, Doktor Howl?
Post by: Don Coyote on May 21, 2013, 09:42:47 PM
Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on May 21, 2013, 09:39:20 PM
All males dress up as Princess Leia, have a Spock Haircut, Spock ears, and wave around a sonic screwdriver. Shouting BOWTIES ARE COOL, is a must.

Wearing fezzes, musn't forget the fezzes.
Title: Re: But WHY, you ask, MUST we destroy the world, Doktor Howl?
Post by: EK WAFFLR on May 21, 2013, 09:47:40 PM
Quote from: six to the quixotic on May 21, 2013, 09:42:47 PM
Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on May 21, 2013, 09:39:20 PM
All males dress up as Princess Leia, have a Spock Haircut, Spock ears, and wave around a sonic screwdriver. Shouting BOWTIES ARE COOL, is a must.

Wearing fezzes, musn't forget the fezzes.

Oh yeah. And none of those lame-o Matt Smith fezes, proper Shriner fezes.

(http://hunnypotunlimited.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/fez.gif)
Title: Re: But WHY, you ask, MUST we destroy the world, Doktor Howl?
Post by: Don Coyote on May 21, 2013, 09:49:14 PM
Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on May 21, 2013, 09:47:40 PM
Quote from: six to the quixotic on May 21, 2013, 09:42:47 PM
Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on May 21, 2013, 09:39:20 PM
All males dress up as Princess Leia, have a Spock Haircut, Spock ears, and wave around a sonic screwdriver. Shouting BOWTIES ARE COOL, is a must.

Wearing fezzes, musn't forget the fezzes.

Oh yeah. And none of those lame-o Matt Smith fezes, proper Shriner fezes.

(http://hunnypotunlimited.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/fez.gif)

:lulz:
Title: Re: But WHY, you ask, MUST we destroy the world, Doktor Howl?
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on May 21, 2013, 09:49:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 21, 2013, 03:40:16 AM
http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/05/16/star-wars-and-doctor-who-fans-clash-at-sci-fi-festival/

BECAUSE THAT'S WHY.

The Good Reverend Roger may be dead, but don't Whovianism and Star Wars Freaks fall under the umbrella of religion? I though the "Science Fiction" thing was merely a cosmetic label. These weirdos are clearly under the influence of false gods.
Title: Re: But WHY, you ask, MUST we destroy the world, Doktor Howl?
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 21, 2013, 09:53:24 PM
Quote from: Sita on May 21, 2013, 12:52:46 PM
Never knew there was animosity between the Warsies and the Whovians. Doesn't make any sense.

Then again I never understood the animosity between Warsies and Trekkies (or any two fan groups really)

You're missing out. I watched some Twilight fans verbally beat down some Harry Potter fans at the mall. Of course, the Twilight fans were 45-year-old men and the Harry Potter fans were 15-year-old boys.
Title: Re: But WHY, you ask, MUST we destroy the world, Doktor Howl?
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 21, 2013, 09:53:40 PM
Quote from: Cainad on May 21, 2013, 09:49:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 21, 2013, 03:40:16 AM
http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/05/16/star-wars-and-doctor-who-fans-clash-at-sci-fi-festival/

BECAUSE THAT'S WHY.

The Good Reverend Roger may be dead, but don't Whovianism and Star Wars Freaks fall under the umbrella of religion? I though the "Science Fiction" thing was merely a cosmetic label. These weirdos are clearly under the influence of false gods.

Well, obviously neither one of them is science fiction, and in a just universe they would all have to eat Ben Bova's shit RAW, but there's no telling the fans that.  I mean, come on...These people spend money they don't have on costumes they can wear to conventions, so they can all walk around smelling like a locker room together.

If they're willing to do THAT, then there's NO WAY TO TALK SENSE TO THEM.
Title: Re: But WHY, you ask, MUST we destroy the world, Doktor Howl?
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on May 21, 2013, 10:07:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 21, 2013, 09:53:40 PM
Quote from: Cainad on May 21, 2013, 09:49:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 21, 2013, 03:40:16 AM
http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/05/16/star-wars-and-doctor-who-fans-clash-at-sci-fi-festival/

BECAUSE THAT'S WHY.

The Good Reverend Roger may be dead, but don't Whovianism and Star Wars Freaks fall under the umbrella of religion? I though the "Science Fiction" thing was merely a cosmetic label. These weirdos are clearly under the influence of false gods.

Well, obviously neither one of them is science fiction, and in a just universe they would all have to eat Ben Bova's shit RAW, but there's no telling the fans that.  I mean, come on...These people spend money they don't have on costumes they can wear to conventions, so they can all walk around smelling like a locker room together.

If they're willing to do THAT, then there's NO WAY TO TALK SENSE TO THEM.

Fair enough. Religion or not, the only cure is probably lasers.


Big. Fucking. Lasers.

(http://www1.astro.utoronto.ca/~gasa/public_talk/iWeb/Entries/2011/4/Laser-VLT-540x489.jpg)