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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on May 29, 2013, 03:24:54 PM

Title: So long, Screwy!
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 29, 2013, 03:24:54 PM
http://nbcpolitics.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/05/29/18578678-michele-bachmann-im-quitting-my-house-seat-in-2014?lite

also

http://firstread.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/05/29/18583948-first-thoughts-bachmanns-surprise?lite
Title: Re: So long, Screwy!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 29, 2013, 03:37:10 PM
HA HA.

Sincere or attention whoring?
Title: Re: So long, Screwy!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 29, 2013, 04:31:17 PM
Quote"Be assured, my decision was not in any way influenced by any concerns about my being re-elected to Congress," Bachmann said.  "And rest assured, this decision was not impacted in any way by the recent inquiries into the activities of my former presidential campaign or my former presidential staff."

:lulz:
Title: Re: So long, Screwy!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 29, 2013, 06:45:58 PM
YAY! IS REAL!

"Don't let the doorknob, &c., &c..."
Title: Re: So long, Screwy!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 29, 2013, 08:13:51 PM
Is this an abandon ship type thing, or is a Mitt Romney type thing, so she can focus on campaigning?
Title: Re: So long, Screwy!
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 29, 2013, 08:30:45 PM
Quote from: El Twid on May 29, 2013, 08:13:51 PM
Is this an abandon ship type thing, or is a Mitt Romney type thing, so she can focus on campaigning?

Neither.  She's not going to get any funding, because she's proven ineffective.

So she's going to pull a Palin.  She'll be gone within a year of leaving office.
Title: Re: So long, Screwy!
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 29, 2013, 08:47:39 PM
So long as she isn't replaced with something worse, I call this a win.
Title: Re: So long, Screwy!
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 29, 2013, 08:48:44 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 29, 2013, 08:47:39 PM
So long as she isn't replaced with something worse, I call this a win.

Well, whomever it is won't be as FUNNY.  Frankly, I call it a loss.  She is a walking parody of the current right wing.

Which is why she's ineffective, and thus why she's not getting any stacks of filthy lucre next election.
Title: Re: So long, Screwy!
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 29, 2013, 09:02:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 29, 2013, 08:48:44 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 29, 2013, 08:47:39 PM
So long as she isn't replaced with something worse, I call this a win.

Well, whomever it is won't be as FUNNY.  Frankly, I call it a loss.  She is a walking parody of the current right wing.

Which is why she's ineffective, and thus why she's not getting any stacks of filthy lucre next election.

None of them are funny to me anymore. Otherwise I'd agree with you.
Title: Re: So long, Screwy!
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 29, 2013, 09:02:58 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 29, 2013, 09:02:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 29, 2013, 08:48:44 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 29, 2013, 08:47:39 PM
So long as she isn't replaced with something worse, I call this a win.

Well, whomever it is won't be as FUNNY.  Frankly, I call it a loss.  She is a walking parody of the current right wing.

Which is why she's ineffective, and thus why she's not getting any stacks of filthy lucre next election.

None of them are funny to me anymore. Otherwise I'd agree with you.

That's hardly THEIR fault.
Title: Re: So long, Screwy!
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 29, 2013, 09:04:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 29, 2013, 09:02:58 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 29, 2013, 09:02:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 29, 2013, 08:48:44 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 29, 2013, 08:47:39 PM
So long as she isn't replaced with something worse, I call this a win.

Well, whomever it is won't be as FUNNY.  Frankly, I call it a loss.  She is a walking parody of the current right wing.

Which is why she's ineffective, and thus why she's not getting any stacks of filthy lucre next election.

None of them are funny to me anymore. Otherwise I'd agree with you.

That's hardly THEIR fault.

You know, that's a true statement. It isn't their fault at all that my sense of humor broke.
Title: Re: So long, Screwy!
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 29, 2013, 09:07:34 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 29, 2013, 09:04:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 29, 2013, 09:02:58 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 29, 2013, 09:02:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 29, 2013, 08:48:44 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 29, 2013, 08:47:39 PM
So long as she isn't replaced with something worse, I call this a win.

Well, whomever it is won't be as FUNNY.  Frankly, I call it a loss.  She is a walking parody of the current right wing.

Which is why she's ineffective, and thus why she's not getting any stacks of filthy lucre next election.

None of them are funny to me anymore. Otherwise I'd agree with you.

That's hardly THEIR fault.

You know, that's a true statement. It isn't their fault at all that my sense of humor broke.

Also, she had this amazing habit of torpedoing her own ship.  If for no other reason, that was enough for me to want her to stick around.
Title: Re: So long, Screwy!
Post by: Left on June 01, 2013, 04:13:37 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 29, 2013, 09:02:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 29, 2013, 08:48:44 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 29, 2013, 08:47:39 PM
So long as she isn't replaced with something worse, I call this a win.

Well, whomever it is won't be as FUNNY.  Frankly, I call it a loss.  She is a walking parody of the current right wing.

Which is why she's ineffective, and thus why she's not getting any stacks of filthy lucre next election.

None of them are funny to me anymore. Otherwise I'd agree with you.

...They are crazy.

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/bachmann-urges-spiritual-warfare-enforce-right-wing-policies

I think it would behoove us to wind them up to even daffier behavior if we can figure out a way to do so.
Title: Re: So long, Screwy!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 01, 2013, 07:48:03 PM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 01, 2013, 04:13:37 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 29, 2013, 09:02:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 29, 2013, 08:48:44 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 29, 2013, 08:47:39 PM
So long as she isn't replaced with something worse, I call this a win.

Well, whomever it is won't be as FUNNY.  Frankly, I call it a loss.  She is a walking parody of the current right wing.

Which is why she's ineffective, and thus why she's not getting any stacks of filthy lucre next election.

None of them are funny to me anymore. Otherwise I'd agree with you.

...They are crazy.

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/bachmann-urges-spiritual-warfare-enforce-right-wing-policies

I think it would behoove us to wind them up to even daffier behavior if we can figure out a way to do so.

That's some hardcore crazy.

I'm glad that it seems like most Republicans are going, "OK, whoo, that's actually TOO crazy".
Title: Re: So long, Screwy!
Post by: Left on June 01, 2013, 11:28:23 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 01, 2013, 07:48:03 PM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 01, 2013, 04:13:37 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 29, 2013, 09:02:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 29, 2013, 08:48:44 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 29, 2013, 08:47:39 PM
So long as she isn't replaced with something worse, I call this a win.

Well, whomever it is won't be as FUNNY.  Frankly, I call it a loss.  She is a walking parody of the current right wing.

Which is why she's ineffective, and thus why she's not getting any stacks of filthy lucre next election.

None of them are funny to me anymore. Otherwise I'd agree with you.

...They are crazy.

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/bachmann-urges-spiritual-warfare-enforce-right-wing-policies

I think it would behoove us to wind them up to even daffier behavior if we can figure out a way to do so.

That's some hardcore crazy.

I'm glad that it seems like most Republicans are going, "OK, whoo, that's actually TOO crazy".

Well, there's going to be less racist, homophobic, anti-feminist white males in the future, so their marketing strategy has to change...
Have to pee right now, but about to read through this:
http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/the-gops-real-agenda-20130313

Big business will just start buying Democrats instead.
Title: Re: So long, Screwy!
Post by: Cain on June 02, 2013, 12:02:49 AM
Start?   :lulz:
Title: Re: So long, Screwy!
Post by: Freeky on June 02, 2013, 12:10:19 AM
Quote from: Cain on June 02, 2013, 12:02:49 AM
Start?   :lulz:

:lol:
Title: Re: So long, Screwy!
Post by: Left on June 02, 2013, 12:16:54 AM
Quote from: Cain on June 02, 2013, 12:02:49 AM
Start?   :lulz:
Well, let me rephrase that. :p

They will reallocate their contributions to favor Dems, while still bribing-er "contribute to the campaigns of" Republicans, especially those who might actually win.

It didn't collect enough signatures, but there was a petition to require congresspeople to wear their top corporate contributors' labels on their suits whenever engaged in any official business. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/20/white-house-petition-logos_n_2912087.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009