Alright ya dooshbegs.
We tried ta do this thing wheah we ran faw fahkin Mexico, and Dawk didn't tell thuh sekkin paht of thuh fahkin joke, cawz he's a fahkin retahded guy from fahkin Canada.
So, since Menino's nat runnin faw mayah anymoah, an' the fahkin' 'lection faw Mexico didn't have any fahkin' results an' shit. Oah, maybe we did an' eithuh me oah Gojira oah LMNO became fahkin' Mexico. I don't know dood. I missed thuh fahkin reterrins. Maybe I'm Mexico oah sum'n. Fahkit, kehd. Eithuh way it was a Bahstonyan. We need a new mayah, tho. So, let's fahkin run foah Bahstin.
No sekkin paht of the joke, weyado. Juss straiddup mayah.
I even changed my fahkin avatah and signachuh farrit.
I nomnate me. I'm the only one heah that's actually frahm Bahstin.
A fahkin avatah change does not getcha the mayah's seat.
So ya're from Bahstin. What else ya got? I'mma gona need to see sahm bigger balls 'an at.
Is this going to be a Vermin Supreme type thing or will there be a facade of some actual nearly believable platform?
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on June 18, 2013, 01:33:12 PM
Is this going to be a Vermin Supreme type thing or will there be a facade of some actual nearly believable platform?
Naw, dood. Yer not gettin' it. We ran fer Mexico and nuthin' happened. Go look it up, kehd.
Quote from: Junkenstein on June 18, 2013, 01:23:51 PM
A fahkin avatah change does not getcha the mayah's seat.
So ya're from Bahstin. What else ya got? I'mma gona need to see sahm bigger balls 'an at.
I also drive badly.
Road rage and cuttin people awf so yas get to heah them yell "AZZHOLE" is a requiahment.
What else ya got?
Quote from: The Twid on June 18, 2013, 03:40:19 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on June 18, 2013, 01:23:51 PM
A fahkin avatah change does not getcha the mayah's seat.
So ya're from Bahstin. What else ya got? I'mma gona need to see sahm bigger balls 'an at.
I also drive badly better than all these other assholes on the road. New Hampshire? Driving the speed limit? Out of the way hippies! Cut me off?!? I'll show you! THIS is how you cut someone off! Pedestrians? Good luck!
FTFY
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on June 18, 2013, 04:51:10 PM
Quote from: The Twid on June 18, 2013, 03:40:19 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on June 18, 2013, 01:23:51 PM
A fahkin avatah change does not getcha the mayah's seat.
So ya're from Bahstin. What else ya got? I'mma gona need to see sahm bigger balls 'an at.
I also drive badly better than all these other assholes on the road. New Hampshire? Driving the speed limit? Out of the way hippies! Cut me off?!? I'll show you! THIS is how you cut someone off! Pedestrians? Good luck!
FTFY
Ah, yes, thanks, trippin!
Need more coffee.
Quote from: stelz on June 18, 2013, 04:00:24 PM
Road rage and cuttin people awf so yas get to heah them yell "AZZHOLE" is a requiahment.
What else ya got?
What else YOU got?
Looks like right now wat I don't got is a fahkin opponent.
Opponent?
I'll give ya a fahkin opponenent ya fahk. I've seen Good Will Hunting. And The depahted.
Oh, good sir! If you continue to present Boston as just a simple backdrop for horrible Ben Affleck films, I will have to throw my hat into the ring! Our fair city is a cultural and financial gemstone in the midst of a brackish backwater, and shines out like a ray of sunlight, from the golden breast of the Capitol to the proud gleaming phallus of the Hancock tower.
Brahmin for life,
LMNO (your next Boston)
I agree with my opponent lmno on this impoatant issue. Its not like we dont have fahkin museums and shit. It not all fahkin pretend southie
So shoot me. I'll watch any Mahtin Scorsese film once.
This thread is DA BAWLS.
Can't wait to see how this ends. :lulz:
Prawbally with the bpd breakin the whole fahkin thing with rubbah bullets or realizin that its almost midnight and he we wanna get home we hafta get on the t now or take a cab latah.
Lissen heah ya cocksuckah, I speek for all da Provdunce when I say we duneed anudda fuckin' Mick up dare runnin' da joint. New England needsta stay fuckin' clean and Itralian and shit. I know a guy, he's from Nortprovdunce, wonna my cuzzins. We gonna send'em up dare to establish dat residency and shit in Bahstin. Nobodeeneeda know he's a Yankees fan, but we got gonnecshuns up dare.
We already gat the noth end. Waddaya takin about with yoah blow in cousin? Fahk that. Also i have aftuh some delibuhration foamulated my platfoam. And that is friday time. Friday time all the time every friday.
I'm fukin amazed that I can parse this shit, innit bruv. I fort you were talking about Boston in Lincolnshire, up norf, mush.
blaady fuckin yanks.
I won't even try to read it. Irks the shit out of me for no apparent reason. Thread keeps popping up and I just click in it to get rid of it.
:lol:
We can speak normally if you like
No, you go on and have fun in your thread!
YOU CAN HAVE IT.
Quote from: FRIDAY TIME on June 23, 2013, 03:56:25 PM
We already gat the noth end. Waddaya takin about with yoah blow in cousin? Fahk that. Also i have aftuh some delibuhration foamulated my platfoam. And that is friday time. Friday time all the time every friday.
Where da fuckaya from anyway? Raveah? Dorchestah? Fuggin hoodrat hahdahn.
(for the record: NONE of us up here have these stupid accents. I say accents, because Boston is different from Providence, but we understand each other. Dialects and shit.)
Then you have the Downeasters of Maine, who can have some pretty thick accents.
Quote from: Suu on June 24, 2013, 08:56:28 PM
(for the record: NONE of us up here have these stupid accents. I say accents, because Boston is different from Providence, but we understand each other. Dialects and shit.)
Yep. I pronounce my rs.