You gotta find an excuse to go out in public looking like this:
(http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/infocus/reenact061713/s_r25_90975035.jpg)
You will scare the fuck out of everyone.
No excuse required. Claim to be an albino cousin looking for you. Do not break character under any circumstances.
Thank me later.
A bit of flour and I'm THERE.
Seriously, you gotta incorporate this into your weekly routine. Tucson NEEDS this.
BUT WHITE FACE IS RACIST!!!! :argh!:
I WANT PICTURES OF THIS IN HI-RES SO I CAN MAKE POSTERS FOR MY LIVING ROOM