http://behindthewall.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/06/25/19130612-us-businessman-china-workers-are-holding-me-hostage-in-my-own-factory?lite
OUTSOURCING IS FLAWLESS!
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BWAHAHAHAHA! :lulz:
That's fucking precious.
"Hello, China? Yes, We're still trying to sort the Snowden thing, but, No, he's still in Russia, if you could just do something about this guy, hello?"
Shit, they hung up.
ETA-
Quote"I just thought I would have a little more support from the outside, from local government."
NOPE.
QuoteChi Lixiang, the head of Communist Party-controlled Union Rights Department, laughed at suggestions that Starnes was a hostage.
"What do you mean holding him hostage? ... Our representatives said already that they are all female employees so how can they hold a well-built man hostage? You must be joking," he said.
4 stars for class.
A bunch of Chinese women are holding him hostage in his own factory...
...My experience with women who are from China suggests he ought to cough up the $$$, because they ain't gonna let him go.
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ahahahahhaha!!! this is my favourite news story today! :lulz: :lulz: i wish this becomes a trend among extorted workers all over the world :)
OH MY GOD I MISSED THIS BEFORE THIS IS AWESOME
Oh my.
It'll never happen, but I'd LOVE to see some youtube footage. :lol:
"WAH WAH LET ME GO I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING..."
"闭嘴！他妈的你的母亲"
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