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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Ben Shapiro on June 29, 2013, 04:42:56 AM

Title: Tuscon has moved to North Carolina!
Post by: Ben Shapiro on June 29, 2013, 04:42:56 AM
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/north-carolina-becomes-first-state-to-eliminate-unemployment-benefits.php?ref=fpb
Title: Re: Tuscon has moved to North Carolina!
Post by: Left on June 29, 2013, 06:58:39 AM
It's a RACE TO THE BOTTOM!

(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/jumper.gif)

How low can YOU go!
Title: Re: Tuscon has moved to North Carolina!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 29, 2013, 10:29:09 PM
WOW

And next year, they're going to be all "OMG WHY DO WE HAVE SUCH A HUGE HOMELESSNESS PROBLEM?"
Title: Re: Tuscon has moved to North Carolina!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 29, 2013, 10:31:18 PM
QuoteDelaying would burden businesses and potentially increase the debt, said Rep. Julia Howard, R-Davie. The cuts also will push people to find work faster, then move to a better job as the economy improves, she said.

Yeah, because the problem is simply that they aren't trying HARD enough to find work.
Title: Re: Tuscon has moved to North Carolina!
Post by: Left on June 29, 2013, 10:56:09 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 29, 2013, 10:29:09 PM
WOW

And next year, they're going to be all "OMG WHY DO WE HAVE SUCH A HUGE HOMELESSNESS PROBLEM?"

:horrormirth:
Title: Re: Tuscon has moved to North Carolina!
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on June 30, 2013, 01:13:52 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 29, 2013, 10:29:09 PM
WOW

And next year, they're going to be all "OMG WHY DO WE HAVE SUCH A HUGE HOMELESSNESS PROBLEM?"

Too optimistic. They will not be wondering why at all. They will already know that the homelessness epidemic is caused by illegal aliens flooding in because of Obama's immigration policies, and stealing all the jobs.
Title: Re: Tuscon has moved to North Carolina!
Post by: Ben Shapiro on June 30, 2013, 02:43:45 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 29, 2013, 10:29:09 PM
WOW

And next year, they're going to be all "OMG WHY DO WE HAVE SUCH A HUGE HOMELESSNESS PROBLEM?"

CLEARLY the gays are all getting married to abuse the privileges of REAL couples, and are forcing regular folks out of their homes to accommodate their dangerous lifestyle.
Title: Re: Tuscon has moved to North Carolina!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 30, 2013, 03:56:44 AM
Quote from: /b/earman on June 30, 2013, 02:43:45 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 29, 2013, 10:29:09 PM
WOW

And next year, they're going to be all "OMG WHY DO WE HAVE SUCH A HUGE HOMELESSNESS PROBLEM?"

CLEARLY the gays are all getting married to abuse the privileges of REAL couples, and are forcing regular folks out of their homes to accommodate their dangerous lifestyle.

:horrormirth:
Title: Re: Tuscon has moved to North Carolina!
Post by: Left on July 01, 2013, 02:05:04 PM
Quote from: /b/earman on June 30, 2013, 02:43:45 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 29, 2013, 10:29:09 PM
WOW

And next year, they're going to be all "OMG WHY DO WE HAVE SUCH A HUGE HOMELESSNESS PROBLEM?"

CLEARLY the gays are all getting married to abuse the privileges of REAL couples, and are forcing regular folks out of their homes to accommodate their dangerous lifestyle.

(http://blog.cockroachlair.com/images//2011/12/Snidely_Whiplash.jpg)
HOMO CONSPIRACY WIN!!!



Title: Re: Tuscon has moved to North Carolina!
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2013, 03:14:08 PM
Quote from: /b/earman on June 29, 2013, 04:42:56 AM
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/north-carolina-becomes-first-state-to-eliminate-unemployment-benefits.php?ref=fpb


Their economy will now bottom out, and also crime rates will go up.

Well done, NC.