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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 05, 2013, 11:01:27 PM

Title: If you thought gendered toys sucked . . .
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 05, 2013, 11:01:27 PM
SAY HELLO TO GENDERED CHEESE!

http://thesocietypages.org/socimages/2013/07/03/the-weird-new-world-of-girl-cheese/

(http://static.thesocietypages.org/socimages/files/2013/05/Screenshot_14.png)

The girl cheese is reduced fat. Because since she has to wear less clothes she has to have less fat or the boy cheese won't go surfing with her anymore. And that would make her a sad, pathetic waste of skim milk.
Title: Re: If you thought gendered toys sucked . . .
Post by: Pergamos on July 05, 2013, 11:02:25 PM
Who wears a bow tie to go surfing?
Title: Re: If you thought gendered toys sucked . . .
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 05, 2013, 11:03:12 PM
There's also sausages!

http://www.thelocal.de/society/20130627-50525.html
Title: Re: If you thought gendered toys sucked . . .
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 05, 2013, 11:03:30 PM
Quote from: Pergamos on July 05, 2013, 11:02:25 PM
Who wears a bow tie to go surfing?

That classy motherfucker right there.
Title: Re: If you thought gendered toys sucked . . .
Post by: MMIX on July 05, 2013, 11:34:21 PM
Once upon a time the world was young and I had babies. When my son/daughter started to grow teeth, I can't remember which one it was, and it doesn't actually matter . . . anyhow, I went to the chemists shop to get a toothbrush for its teeth.

I asked for a toothbrush for a baby and the assistant asked "Is it for a boy or a girl?"
Bemused, I answered, "No, its for teeth"

That was 30 years ago. Its nice to see that things have got no better and may conceivably be worse.
Title: Re: If you thought gendered toys sucked . . .
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on July 06, 2013, 12:00:41 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 05, 2013, 11:01:27 PM
SAY HELLO TO GENDERED CHEESE!

http://thesocietypages.org/socimages/2013/07/03/the-weird-new-world-of-girl-cheese/

(http://static.thesocietypages.org/socimages/files/2013/05/Screenshot_14.png)

The girl cheese is reduced fat. Because since she has to wear less clothes she has to have less fat or the boy cheese won't go surfing with her anymore. And that would make her a sad, pathetic waste of skim milk.
:argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
Title: Re: If you thought gendered toys sucked . . .
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 06, 2013, 01:15:41 AM
I discovered today that the way to make me ragequit a conversation is to say that the women protesting had no effect on suffrage and all of the change was the result of male actions.


Tangent, yes, but holy fuckballs I want to punch everybody right now.
Title: Re: If you thought gendered toys sucked . . .
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 06, 2013, 01:57:33 AM
I wonder if the wave of insane gender segregated products is in any way a backlash to the non-gender-binary direction that much of society is going in?
Title: Re: If you thought gendered toys sucked . . .
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 06, 2013, 01:58:30 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 06, 2013, 01:15:41 AM
I discovered today that the way to make me ragequit a conversation is to say that the women protesting had no effect on suffrage and all of the change was the result of male actions.


Tangent, yes, but holy fuckballs I want to punch everybody right now.

Well, protesting is an empty and meaningless gesture for hipsters. I'm sure society was already shifting in that direction anyway.
Title: Re: If you thought gendered toys sucked . . .
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on July 06, 2013, 02:51:42 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 06, 2013, 01:58:30 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 06, 2013, 01:15:41 AM
I discovered today that the way to make me ragequit a conversation is to say that the women protesting had no effect on suffrage and all of the change was the result of male actions.


Tangent, yes, but holy fuckballs I want to punch everybody right now.

Well, protesting is an empty and meaningless gesture for hipsters. I'm sure society was already shifting in that direction anyway.

ITT: We build ridiculous straw men out of intentionally wrong and inflammatory extrapolations of what someone else is saying in a completely unrelated thread, and hijack this thread with our little passive-aggressive powwow.
Title: Re: If you thought gendered toys sucked . . .
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 06, 2013, 03:02:43 AM
Quote from: V3X on July 06, 2013, 02:51:42 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 06, 2013, 01:58:30 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 06, 2013, 01:15:41 AM
I discovered today that the way to make me ragequit a conversation is to say that the women protesting had no effect on suffrage and all of the change was the result of male actions.


Tangent, yes, but holy fuckballs I want to punch everybody right now.

Well, protesting is an empty and meaningless gesture for hipsters. I'm sure society was already shifting in that direction anyway.

ITT: We build ridiculous straw men out of intentionally wrong and inflammatory extrapolations of what someone else is saying in a completely unrelated thread, and hijack this thread with our little passive-aggressive powwow.

:lulz: Butthurt about making a fool of yourself, much?
Title: Re: If you thought gendered toys sucked . . .
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 06, 2013, 03:04:38 AM
(http://www.lolbrary.com/content/464/i-shall-play-you-the-song-of-my-people-12464.gif)
Title: Re: If you thought gendered toys sucked . . .
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on July 06, 2013, 03:05:43 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 06, 2013, 03:02:43 AM
Quote from: V3X on July 06, 2013, 02:51:42 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 06, 2013, 01:58:30 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 06, 2013, 01:15:41 AM
I discovered today that the way to make me ragequit a conversation is to say that the women protesting had no effect on suffrage and all of the change was the result of male actions.


Tangent, yes, but holy fuckballs I want to punch everybody right now.

Well, protesting is an empty and meaningless gesture for hipsters. I'm sure society was already shifting in that direction anyway.

ITT: We build ridiculous straw men out of intentionally wrong and inflammatory extrapolations of what someone else is saying in a completely unrelated thread, and hijack this thread with our little passive-aggressive powwow.

:lulz: Butthurt about making a fool of yourself, much?

I don't know, you'd have to tell me. You're the one taking the thing to a different thread and moping about it.
Title: Re: If you thought gendered toys sucked . . .
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 06, 2013, 03:08:23 AM
Quote from: V3X on July 06, 2013, 03:05:43 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 06, 2013, 03:02:43 AM
Quote from: V3X on July 06, 2013, 02:51:42 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 06, 2013, 01:58:30 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 06, 2013, 01:15:41 AM
I discovered today that the way to make me ragequit a conversation is to say that the women protesting had no effect on suffrage and all of the change was the result of male actions.


Tangent, yes, but holy fuckballs I want to punch everybody right now.

Well, protesting is an empty and meaningless gesture for hipsters. I'm sure society was already shifting in that direction anyway.

ITT: We build ridiculous straw men out of intentionally wrong and inflammatory extrapolations of what someone else is saying in a completely unrelated thread, and hijack this thread with our little passive-aggressive powwow.

:lulz: Butthurt about making a fool of yourself, much?

I don't know, you'd have to tell me. You're the one taking the thing to a different thread and moping giggling about it.


ftfy
Title: Re: If you thought gendered toys sucked . . .
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 06, 2013, 03:09:40 AM
C'mon, dude, if you have a shred of humor you have to recognize that Gogira launching a random gripe about what happened to be the exact same subject was too good to pass up.

srsly.
Title: Re: If you thought gendered toys sucked . . .
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on July 06, 2013, 03:20:58 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 06, 2013, 03:09:40 AM
C'mon, dude, if you have a shred of humor you have to recognize that Gogira launching a random gripe about what happened to be the exact same subject was too good to pass up.

srsly.

No fair defusing my righteous indignation like that.
Title: Re: If you thought gendered toys sucked . . .
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on July 06, 2013, 03:28:30 AM
gendered fucking cheese?

OH AND THE LOW FAT IS THE GIRLS CHEESE?

JUST.

fuk.
Title: Re: If you thought gendered toys sucked . . .
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 06, 2013, 05:12:32 AM
Who's going to eat stuff called "girl cheese" and "guy cheese" anyway?

Not very worried about this one.  :lol:
Title: Re: If you thought gendered toys sucked . . .
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2013, 05:35:17 AM
Quote from: stelz on July 06, 2013, 05:12:32 AM
Who's going to eat stuff called "girl cheese" and "guy cheese" anyway?


Um.  Heh heh.  heheheheh.  Hey, Beavis...
Title: Re: If you thought gendered toys sucked . . .
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 06, 2013, 04:16:16 PM
I can see some of the moms in my area buying their kids this shit. I heard someone in a grocery store telling their little girl that they couldn't have cheese because it would make them fat . . . while their little boy stood there eating a fucking candy bar.
Title: Re: If you thought gendered toys sucked . . .
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 06, 2013, 10:38:11 PM
Quote from: V3X on July 06, 2013, 03:20:58 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 06, 2013, 03:09:40 AM
C'mon, dude, if you have a shred of humor you have to recognize that Gogira launching a random gripe about what happened to be the exact same subject was too good to pass up.

srsly.

No fair defusing my righteous indignation like that.

:thanks:
Title: Re: If you thought gendered toys sucked . . .
Post by: Reginald Ret on July 10, 2013, 09:15:36 AM
Oh fuck it.
I give up on humanity.
Yes, again.
Title: Re: If you thought gendered toys sucked . . .
Post by: trippinprincezz13 on July 10, 2013, 05:06:48 PM
Quote from: Pixie on July 06, 2013, 03:28:30 AM
gendered fucking cheese?

OH AND THE LOW FAT IS THE GIRLS CHEESE?

JUST.

fuk.

Next up - chocolate covered (low fat) cheese for women having their period, with a Midol in the center! Because we all know how women get at *that* time of month, right guys? *nudge nudge*
Title: Re: If you thought gendered toys sucked . . .
Post by: AFK on July 10, 2013, 05:21:45 PM
I think my kids would turn their noses up at either, mostly because their contents look rather disgusting.
Title: Re: If you thought gendered toys sucked . . .
Post by: Reginald Ret on July 10, 2013, 07:56:30 PM
I actually succeeded in buying a nongendered toy for my newly born niece. It took a bit of effort since the bright pinks blinded me but it still is possible!