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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2013, 03:58:49 AM

Title: HOORAY! I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY!
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2013, 03:58:49 AM
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2013/07/09/palin-im-considering-a-senate-run/?hpt=hp_t2
Title: Re: HOORAY! I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY!
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2013, 03:59:50 AM
This is like Christmas in July!  :banana:
Title: Re: HOORAY! I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY!
Post by: LMNO on July 10, 2013, 04:01:58 AM
ALTY. YOU KNOW WHAT NEEDS DOING.
Title: Re: HOORAY! I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY!
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2013, 04:04:57 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 10, 2013, 04:01:58 AM
ALTY. YOU KNOW WHAT NEEDS DOING.

Annnnnd Rick Perry is running for president again.   :lulz:
Title: Re: HOORAY! I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY!
Post by: LMNO on July 10, 2013, 04:07:44 AM
I LOVE THIS CENTURY!
Title: Re: HOORAY! I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY!
Post by: Salty on July 10, 2013, 04:07:50 AM
Moo hoo ha ha.
Title: Re: HOORAY! I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY!
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2013, 04:08:24 AM
Quote from: Alty on July 10, 2013, 04:07:50 AM
Moo hoo ha ha.

This is why I love Alty.  I mean, other than for shitting on the 6th green.
Title: Re: HOORAY! I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY!
Post by: Salty on July 10, 2013, 04:11:13 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2013, 04:08:24 AM
Quote from: Alty on July 10, 2013, 04:07:50 AM
Moo hoo ha ha.

This is why I love Alty.  I mean, other than for shitting on the 6th green.

The trick is to hover just right. You want it to be a surprise!

They tore down trees in my neighborhood so golf dick's in the air force have a place to be golf dicks.

...
...
Worth it?
Title: Re: HOORAY! I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY!
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2013, 04:14:43 AM
Quote from: Alty on July 10, 2013, 04:11:13 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2013, 04:08:24 AM
Quote from: Alty on July 10, 2013, 04:07:50 AM
Moo hoo ha ha.

This is why I love Alty.  I mean, other than for shitting on the 6th green.

The trick is to hover just right. You want it to be a surprise!

They tore down trees in my neighborhood so golf dick's in the air force have a place to be golf dicks.

...
...
Worth it?

More poop = better government.  You know what to do.
Title: Re: HOORAY! I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY!
Post by: Salty on July 10, 2013, 04:15:46 AM
This is seriously the best news I've seen in a while.

I would love to watch Begich get his ass handed to him by a quitter, and for Lisa Murkowski to have to sit at the same height as Sarah Palin without shitting her molars onto the Senate floor.

These are a few of my favorite things.

The bumper stickers....oh it's gonna be a good year for politickin'.
Title: Re: HOORAY! I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY!
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 10, 2013, 05:06:49 AM
I want what she's smoking.
Title: Re: HOORAY! I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY!
Post by: Salty on July 10, 2013, 05:22:56 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 10, 2013, 05:06:49 AM
I want what she's smoking.

That Wasilla shit is goooooood.
Title: Re: HOORAY! I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY!
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 10, 2013, 05:28:44 AM
Quote from: Alty on July 10, 2013, 05:22:56 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 10, 2013, 05:06:49 AM
I want what she's smoking.

That Wasilla shit is goooooood.

I just want a taste, though. I don't want to wake up gunning down wolves from a helicopter.
Title: Re: HOORAY! I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY!
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2013, 05:29:43 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 10, 2013, 05:28:44 AM
Quote from: Alty on July 10, 2013, 05:22:56 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 10, 2013, 05:06:49 AM
I want what she's smoking.

That Wasilla shit is goooooood.

I just want a taste, though. I don't want to wake up gunning down wolves from a helicopter.

Or seeing Russia from your porch.  Through the curve of the Earth.
Title: Re: HOORAY! I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY!
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 10, 2013, 05:33:35 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2013, 05:29:43 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 10, 2013, 05:28:44 AM
Quote from: Alty on July 10, 2013, 05:22:56 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 10, 2013, 05:06:49 AM
I want what she's smoking.

That Wasilla shit is goooooood.

I just want a taste, though. I don't want to wake up gunning down wolves from a helicopter.

Or seeing Russia from your porch.  Through the curve of the Earth.

I see Russia every night in my dreams as Putin and I run hand-in-hand through a field covered in the bodies of his enemies and beautiful wildflowers. Both of us shirtless, we run towards the great unknown with knives in our belts and guns in the hand not holding on to the other. It's a beautiful, beautiful dream. The Wasilla wacky tobaccy won't ruin that dream, right?
Title: Re: HOORAY! I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY!
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2013, 05:35:31 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 10, 2013, 05:33:35 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2013, 05:29:43 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 10, 2013, 05:28:44 AM
Quote from: Alty on July 10, 2013, 05:22:56 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 10, 2013, 05:06:49 AM
I want what she's smoking.

That Wasilla shit is goooooood.

I just want a taste, though. I don't want to wake up gunning down wolves from a helicopter.

Or seeing Russia from your porch.  Through the curve of the Earth.

I see Russia every night in my dreams as Putin and I run hand-in-hand through a field covered in the bodies of his enemies and beautiful wildflowers. Both of us shirtless, we run towards the great unknown with knives in our belts and guns in the hand not holding on to the other. It's a beautiful, beautiful dream. The Wasilla wacky tobaccy won't ruin that dream, right?

I want to be your running mate when you take this dump over.

Just saying.  We can hunt liberals from Marine 1.
Title: Re: HOORAY! I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY!
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 10, 2013, 05:39:36 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2013, 05:35:31 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 10, 2013, 05:33:35 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2013, 05:29:43 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 10, 2013, 05:28:44 AM
Quote from: Alty on July 10, 2013, 05:22:56 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 10, 2013, 05:06:49 AM
I want what she's smoking.

That Wasilla shit is goooooood.

I just want a taste, though. I don't want to wake up gunning down wolves from a helicopter.

Or seeing Russia from your porch.  Through the curve of the Earth.

I see Russia every night in my dreams as Putin and I run hand-in-hand through a field covered in the bodies of his enemies and beautiful wildflowers. Both of us shirtless, we run towards the great unknown with knives in our belts and guns in the hand not holding on to the other. It's a beautiful, beautiful dream. The Wasilla wacky tobaccy won't ruin that dream, right?

I want to be your running mate when you take this dump over.

Just saying.  We can hunt liberals from Marine 1.

That sounds like fun. Silly liberals, freedom isn't free. YOU HAVE TO RUN FOR IT.
Title: Re: HOORAY! I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY!
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2013, 05:41:03 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 10, 2013, 05:39:36 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2013, 05:35:31 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 10, 2013, 05:33:35 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2013, 05:29:43 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 10, 2013, 05:28:44 AM
Quote from: Alty on July 10, 2013, 05:22:56 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 10, 2013, 05:06:49 AM
I want what she's smoking.

That Wasilla shit is goooooood.

I just want a taste, though. I don't want to wake up gunning down wolves from a helicopter.

Or seeing Russia from your porch.  Through the curve of the Earth.

I see Russia every night in my dreams as Putin and I run hand-in-hand through a field covered in the bodies of his enemies and beautiful wildflowers. Both of us shirtless, we run towards the great unknown with knives in our belts and guns in the hand not holding on to the other. It's a beautiful, beautiful dream. The Wasilla wacky tobaccy won't ruin that dream, right?

I want to be your running mate when you take this dump over.

Just saying.  We can hunt liberals from Marine 1.

That sounds like fun. Silly liberals, freedom isn't free. YOU HAVE TO RUN FOR IT.

:lulz:
Title: Re: HOORAY! I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 10, 2013, 06:08:25 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2013, 03:58:49 AM
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2013/07/09/palin-im-considering-a-senate-run/?hpt=hp_t2

Quote"Time's-a-wasting. Things are moving really quickly and if we don't get out there and defend this republic then America will be transformed into something we do not recognize,"

Wow, I ALREADY DON'T RECOGNIZE IT

I am terrified to consider what she has in mind.
Title: Re: HOORAY! I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 10, 2013, 06:09:49 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 10, 2013, 05:33:35 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2013, 05:29:43 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 10, 2013, 05:28:44 AM
Quote from: Alty on July 10, 2013, 05:22:56 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 10, 2013, 05:06:49 AM
I want what she's smoking.

That Wasilla shit is goooooood.

I just want a taste, though. I don't want to wake up gunning down wolves from a helicopter.

Or seeing Russia from your porch.  Through the curve of the Earth.

I see Russia every night in my dreams as Putin and I run hand-in-hand through a field covered in the bodies of his enemies and beautiful wildflowers. Both of us shirtless, we run towards the great unknown with knives in our belts and guns in the hand not holding on to the other. It's a beautiful, beautiful dream. The Wasilla wacky tobaccy won't ruin that dream, right?

You have beautiful, beautiful dreams.
Title: Re: HOORAY! I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY!
Post by: Ben Shapiro on July 10, 2013, 05:08:41 PM
I thought Rick Perry said no?
Title: Re: HOORAY! I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY!
Post by: Left on July 11, 2013, 04:29:41 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2013, 04:04:57 AM

Annnnnd Rick Perry is running for president again.   :lulz:

Jesus H Christ, it's revenge of the 'Tards.
Title: Re: HOORAY! I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 11, 2013, 06:00:38 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on July 11, 2013, 04:29:41 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2013, 04:04:57 AM

Annnnnd Rick Perry is running for president again.   :lulz:

Jesus H Christ, it's revenge of the 'Tards.

They;re recycling all their past failures for 2016... it's going to be EPIC.
Title: Re: HOORAY! I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY!
Post by: McGrupp on July 11, 2013, 02:44:37 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 11, 2013, 06:00:38 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on July 11, 2013, 04:29:41 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2013, 04:04:57 AM

Annnnnd Rick Perry is running for president again.   :lulz:

Jesus H Christ, it's revenge of the 'Tards.

They;re recycling all their past failures for 2016... it's going to be EPIC.

Is Ralph Nader in the mix? I almost have BINGO.
Title: Re: HOORAY! I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY!
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 11, 2013, 03:12:28 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 11, 2013, 06:00:38 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on July 11, 2013, 04:29:41 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2013, 04:04:57 AM

Annnnnd Rick Perry is running for president again.   :lulz:

Jesus H Christ, it's revenge of the 'Tards.

They;re recycling all their past failures for 2016... it's going to be EPIC.

This all fits my theory that the 21st century is just the 20th century being rehashed via dubstep.

Title: Re: HOORAY! I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 11, 2013, 07:34:17 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 11, 2013, 06:00:38 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on July 11, 2013, 04:29:41 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2013, 04:04:57 AM

Annnnnd Rick Perry is running for president again.   :lulz:

Jesus H Christ, it's revenge of the 'Tards.

They;re recycling all their past failures for 2016... it's going to be EPIC.

TBH, I'm kind of nervous about it. I mean, BUSH made it.

Oh well. Things are pretty much beyond repair anyway, might as well enjoy watching everything crash and burn.
Title: Re: HOORAY! I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY!
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 11, 2013, 07:39:24 PM
Quote from: stelz on July 11, 2013, 07:34:17 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 11, 2013, 06:00:38 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on July 11, 2013, 04:29:41 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2013, 04:04:57 AM

Annnnnd Rick Perry is running for president again.   :lulz:

Jesus H Christ, it's revenge of the 'Tards.

They;re recycling all their past failures for 2016... it's going to be EPIC.

TBH, I'm kind of nervous about it. I mean, BUSH made it.

Oh well. Things are pretty much beyond repair anyway, might as well enjoy watching everything crash and burn.

This is the proper attitude. :lulz: I am right there with you.
Title: Re: HOORAY! I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY!
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on July 11, 2013, 09:20:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 11, 2013, 03:12:28 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 11, 2013, 06:00:38 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on July 11, 2013, 04:29:41 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2013, 04:04:57 AM

Annnnnd Rick Perry is running for president again.   :lulz:

Jesus H Christ, it's revenge of the 'Tards.

They;re recycling all their past failures for 2016... it's going to be EPIC.

This all fits my theory that the 21st century is just the 20th century being rehashed via dubstep.

Louder, and repeat only the catchy bits ad nauseum? Sounds about right.
Title: Re: HOORAY! I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY!
Post by: LMNO on July 11, 2013, 09:27:21 PM
And across the sky, there is the ever-present "wub".
Title: Re: HOORAY! I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY!
Post by: Left on July 13, 2013, 01:18:37 AM
Quote from: McGrupp on July 11, 2013, 02:44:37 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 11, 2013, 06:00:38 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on July 11, 2013, 04:29:41 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2013, 04:04:57 AM

Annnnnd Rick Perry is running for president again.   :lulz:

Jesus H Christ, it's revenge of the 'Tards.

They;re recycling all their past failures for 2016... it's going to be EPIC.

Is Ralph Nader in the mix? I almost have BINGO.

Dunno, but if Dick Cheney ever runs, we can recycle a classic from the Nixon era:
"Dick Cheney, before he dicks you!"
Title: Re: HOORAY! I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 13, 2013, 05:37:15 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 11, 2013, 09:27:21 PM
And across the sky, there is the ever-present "wub".

:lulz:
Title: Re: HOORAY! I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY!
Post by: Chelagoras The Boulder on July 14, 2013, 01:15:20 AM
Somewhere, Jon Stewart has a boner and doesn't know why.