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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2013, 07:33:26 AM

Title: Yeah, there are no words.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2013, 07:33:26 AM
http://www.seattleweekly.com/news/947479-129/seattle-cci-says-downtown-homeless-street

Read down to the lady who runs the pottery store.
Title: Re: Yeah, there are no words.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 13, 2013, 07:59:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2013, 07:33:26 AM
http://www.seattleweekly.com/news/947479-129/seattle-cci-says-downtown-homeless-street

Read down to the lady who runs the pottery store.

Wow WHAT THE FUCK.

WHAT THE FUCK.

Yeah, hire a new mayor who will just make them go away, maybe put them in death camps or something, how DARE they go around just being homeless in front of potential customers?
Title: Re: Yeah, there are no words.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 13, 2013, 08:00:44 AM
They're just GIVING people these entitlements, letting them sleep on the streets and shit in gutters.
Title: Re: Yeah, there are no words.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2013, 08:00:58 AM
I feel that my dystopian stories have been Poe'd to death.
Title: Re: Yeah, there are no words.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2013, 08:01:17 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 13, 2013, 08:00:44 AM
They're just GIVING people these entitlements, letting them sleep on the streets and shit in gutters.

There's no choice; they will have to take matters into their own hands.
Title: Re: Yeah, there are no words.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 13, 2013, 08:02:12 AM
Maybe if we just made it harder for people to be homeless, they would give it up and go back to being middle class. Right?
Title: Re: Yeah, there are no words.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 13, 2013, 08:02:55 AM
The city just needs to turn firehoses on these people, and drive them off the streets.
Title: Re: Yeah, there are no words.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2013, 08:03:45 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 13, 2013, 08:02:12 AM
Maybe if we just made it harder for people to be homeless, they would give it up and go back to being middle class. Right?

Yep.  And if we make it harder for women to have lady bits, they will give it up and go back to being men.

http://maddowblog.msnbc.com/_news/2013/07/12/19441556-only-a-good-guy-with-a-tampon-can-stop-a-bad-guy-with-a-tampon?lite

Really, it's fucking impossible to write bad shit about the future.  No matter what I think up, someone runs off and fucking tops it.
Title: Re: Yeah, there are no words.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 13, 2013, 08:04:19 AM
"Entitlements". She actually refers to people sleeping on the streets and shitting in gutters as "entitlements". Because, you know, society just GIVES THEM SO MUCH.
Title: Re: Yeah, there are no words.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2013, 08:04:39 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 13, 2013, 08:02:55 AM
The city just needs to turn firehoses on these people, and drive them off the streets.

They can go back where they came from.  Or maybe into the sewers or something.  The ones who do not need to eliminate waste will be allowed a 5 minute head start.
Title: Re: Yeah, there are no words.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2013, 08:04:51 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 13, 2013, 08:04:19 AM
"Entitlements". She actually refers to people sleeping on the streets and shitting in gutters as "entitlements". Because, you know, society just GIVES THEM SO MUCH.

That keeps them down, you know.
Title: Re: Yeah, there are no words.
Post by: Ben Shapiro on July 13, 2013, 08:05:16 AM
We should give them bath salts that way she has a reason to cry about ANYTHING!
Title: Re: Yeah, there are no words.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 13, 2013, 08:05:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2013, 08:03:45 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 13, 2013, 08:02:12 AM
Maybe if we just made it harder for people to be homeless, they would give it up and go back to being middle class. Right?

Yep.  And if we make it harder for women to have lady bits, they will give it up and go back to being men.

http://maddowblog.msnbc.com/_news/2013/07/12/19441556-only-a-good-guy-with-a-tampon-can-stop-a-bad-guy-with-a-tampon?lite

Really, it's fucking impossible to write bad shit about the future.  No matter what I think up, someone runs off and fucking tops it.

WHAT THE SHIT
Title: Re: Yeah, there are no words.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2013, 08:05:56 AM
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1069349_693954013963446_363897838_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Yeah, there are no words.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2013, 08:06:40 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 13, 2013, 08:05:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2013, 08:03:45 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 13, 2013, 08:02:12 AM
Maybe if we just made it harder for people to be homeless, they would give it up and go back to being middle class. Right?

Yep.  And if we make it harder for women to have lady bits, they will give it up and go back to being men.

http://maddowblog.msnbc.com/_news/2013/07/12/19441556-only-a-good-guy-with-a-tampon-can-stop-a-bad-guy-with-a-tampon?lite

Really, it's fucking impossible to write bad shit about the future.  No matter what I think up, someone runs off and fucking tops it.

WHAT THE SHIT

It's sort of like everything came unglued at once, right?  The truss failed and the crazy just sort of popped right out over America's belt.
Title: Re: Yeah, there are no words.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 13, 2013, 08:07:08 AM
THEY JUST NEED TO "GO AWAY". SHARI WOULD LIKE TO SEE A FINAL SOLUTION FOR HOMELESSNESS.
Title: Re: Yeah, there are no words.
Post by: Ben Shapiro on July 13, 2013, 08:07:45 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2013, 08:03:45 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 13, 2013, 08:02:12 AM
Maybe if we just made it harder for people to be homeless, they would give it up and go back to being middle class. Right?

Yep.  And if we make it harder for women to have lady bits, they will give it up and go back to being men.

http://maddowblog.msnbc.com/_news/2013/07/12/19441556-only-a-good-guy-with-a-tampon-can-stop-a-bad-guy-with-a-tampon?lite

Really, it's fucking impossible to write bad shit about the future.  No matter what I think up, someone runs off and fucking tops it.


ARCHIVE PLOX FOR SCIENCE!
Title: Re: Yeah, there are no words.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2013, 08:07:52 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 13, 2013, 08:07:08 AM
THEY JUST NEED TO "GO AWAY". SHARI WOULD LIKE TO SEE A FINAL SOLUTION FOR HOMELESSNESS.

Shari's expression in that pic reminds me of bats and shattering glass.
Title: Re: Yeah, there are no words.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 13, 2013, 08:22:38 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2013, 08:07:52 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 13, 2013, 08:07:08 AM
THEY JUST NEED TO "GO AWAY". SHARI WOULD LIKE TO SEE A FINAL SOLUTION FOR HOMELESSNESS.

Shari's expression in that pic reminds me of bats and shattering glass.

Yes. "Pottery from the heart (of anyone with money)" and "for every body (who can pay) fitness".
Title: Re: Yeah, there are no words.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2013, 08:23:37 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 13, 2013, 08:22:38 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2013, 08:07:52 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 13, 2013, 08:07:08 AM
THEY JUST NEED TO "GO AWAY". SHARI WOULD LIKE TO SEE A FINAL SOLUTION FOR HOMELESSNESS.

Shari's expression in that pic reminds me of bats and shattering glass.

Yes. "Pottery from the heart (of anyone with money)" and "for every body (who can pay) fitness".

She has been shamelessly assaulted by homeless person sympathizers, to the point where she had to take her website down.
Title: Re: Yeah, there are no words.
Post by: Bruno on July 13, 2013, 08:34:33 AM
It's working for me. This pic is on the main page.

(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/homeless_compassion_zps6ba5637e.jpg)
Title: Re: Yeah, there are no words.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2013, 08:36:16 AM
Quote from: Emo Howard on July 13, 2013, 08:34:33 AM
It's working for me. This pic is on the main page.

(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/homeless_compassion_zps6ba5637e.jpg)

"Compassion".

:lulz: :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Yeah, there are no words.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2013, 08:36:41 AM
Buddha doesn't like it when homeless people poop, though.
Title: Re: Yeah, there are no words.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 13, 2013, 08:52:06 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2013, 08:23:37 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 13, 2013, 08:22:38 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2013, 08:07:52 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 13, 2013, 08:07:08 AM
THEY JUST NEED TO "GO AWAY". SHARI WOULD LIKE TO SEE A FINAL SOLUTION FOR HOMELESSNESS.

Shari's expression in that pic reminds me of bats and shattering glass.

Yes. "Pottery from the heart (of anyone with money)" and "for every body (who can pay) fitness".

She has been shamelessly assaulted by homeless person sympathizers, to the point where she had to take her website down.

That is SO SAD

Do people have no compassion?
Title: Re: Yeah, there are no words.
Post by: Left on July 13, 2013, 08:53:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2013, 08:36:41 AM
Buddha doesn't like it when homeless people poop, though.

What is the sound of one shit happening...

You know, maybe if we had some affordable fucking housing, we wouldn't have over a million homeless people in this country.
Title: Re: Yeah, there are no words.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 13, 2013, 08:53:40 AM
She is just trying to supplement her husband's 350k income! These terrible homeless people should not be allowed to try to take her livelihood away.
Title: Re: Yeah, there are no words.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 13, 2013, 08:56:06 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on July 13, 2013, 08:53:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2013, 08:36:41 AM
Buddha doesn't like it when homeless people poop, though.

What is the sound of one shit happening...

You know, maybe if we had some affordable fucking housing, we wouldn't have over a million homeless people in this country.

What are you, some kind of socialist? Obviously, these people have access to the Free Market. If they didn't want to be homeless, they would just work hard so they could stop.
Title: Re: Yeah, there are no words.
Post by: Bruno on July 13, 2013, 09:08:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2013, 08:36:41 AM
Buddha doesn't like it when homeless people poop, though.

He certainly wouldn't approve of people just sitting around.
Title: Re: Yeah, there are no words.
Post by: MMIX on July 13, 2013, 11:28:52 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2013, 08:07:52 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 13, 2013, 08:07:08 AM
THEY JUST NEED TO "GO AWAY". SHARI WOULD LIKE TO SEE A FINAL SOLUTION FOR HOMELESSNESS.

Shari's expression in that pic reminds me of bats and shattering glass.

Hey, I'd piss in her doorway   :evil:
Title: Re: Yeah, there are no words.
Post by: Left on July 13, 2013, 12:02:23 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on July 13, 2013, 09:08:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2013, 08:36:41 AM
Buddha doesn't like it when homeless people poop, though.

He certainly wouldn't approve of people just sitting around.
:lulz:
Title: Re: Yeah, there are no words.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 13, 2013, 04:56:47 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on July 13, 2013, 09:08:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2013, 08:36:41 AM
Buddha doesn't like it when homeless people poop, though.

He certainly wouldn't approve of people just sitting around.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Yeah, there are no words.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2013, 08:53:13 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on July 13, 2013, 09:08:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2013, 08:36:41 AM
Buddha doesn't like it when homeless people poop, though.

He certainly wouldn't approve of people just sitting around.

:mittens:
Title: Re: Yeah, there are no words.
Post by: Chelagoras The Boulder on July 14, 2013, 01:37:22 AM
Quote from: MMIX on July 13, 2013, 11:28:52 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2013, 08:07:52 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 13, 2013, 08:07:08 AM
THEY JUST NEED TO "GO AWAY". SHARI WOULD LIKE TO SEE A FINAL SOLUTION FOR HOMELESSNESS.

Shari's expression in that pic reminds me of bats and shattering glass.

Hey, I'd piss in her doorway   :evil:

I'd leave a fat dump on her doorway with a note that says "the person who did this has a home and an income and thinks you're just terrible."
Title: Re: Yeah, there are no words.
Post by: MMIX on July 14, 2013, 03:03:25 AM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on July 14, 2013, 01:37:22 AM
Quote from: MMIX on July 13, 2013, 11:28:52 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2013, 08:07:52 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 13, 2013, 08:07:08 AM
THEY JUST NEED TO "GO AWAY". SHARI WOULD LIKE TO SEE A FINAL SOLUTION FOR HOMELESSNESS.

Shari's expression in that pic reminds me of bats and shattering glass.

Hey, I'd piss in her doorway   :evil:

I'd leave a fat dump on her doorway with a note that says "the person who did this has a home and an income and thinks you're just terrible."

Yeah, that would also convey the message pretty accurately
Title: Re: Yeah, there are no words.
Post by: Pæs on July 14, 2013, 09:17:48 AM
There seems to be a correlation between homelessness and invulnerability to fines. Why don't financial penalties work on these bastards?
Title: Re: Yeah, there are no words.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 14, 2013, 01:49:11 PM
I don't understand... why doesn't fining homeless people make them go away?

They're SO INCONVENIENT.
Title: Re: Yeah, there are no words.
Post by: Pæs on July 14, 2013, 11:53:37 PM
Maybe if we just hosed them down they would realise the error of being exposed to the elements and go back where they came from.
Title: Re: Yeah, there are no words.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on July 15, 2013, 12:03:12 AM
The yelp backlash has been unanimous: http://www.yelp.com/biz/from-the-heart-pottery-seattle

:lulz:

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As a social worker who has worked with the homeless/mentally ill/chemically dependent for over 10 years, this woman's remarks and attitude sicken and sadden me. These people are human beings. That raggedy smelly man is someone's son, brother, father, and used to play semi-pro baseball. That "crackhead" woman was sexually and emotionally abused as a child and plays the most beautiful Chopin you've ever heard. Maybe this business owner needs to have one of her family members or herself targeted and marginalized before she understands how it feels. I hope she gets some clarity and enlightenment before karma has its way with her. BTW, she also owns a fitness center called "For Every Body Fitness", which I would also recommend boycotting. Or we could pool our money and buy memberships there for every homeless person we can find. That would be kinda awesome.
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Post by: Pæs on July 15, 2013, 12:35:58 AM
"I hate this woman because she suggested vigilante justice. She ought to be bashed with a big fucking stick."

wut
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 15, 2013, 01:55:09 AM
The one review from last year is awful too, and makes it sound pretty clear that the chick has some mental problems.

Also, it isn't even a store, it's a BOOTH in Pike Place Market. She's basically a street vendor, throwing attitude about homeless people.
Title: Re: Yeah, there are no words.
Post by: Pæs on July 15, 2013, 03:30:48 AM
I never know who I'm more unhappy with, the people whose opinions cause internet rage or the people who wait for a mob-designated target as an excuse to be supported in suggesting the horrible things they'd like to visit upon another person.
Title: Re: Yeah, there are no words.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 15, 2013, 05:41:15 AM
Quote from: Pæs on July 15, 2013, 03:30:48 AM
I never know who I'm more unhappy with, the people whose opinions cause internet rage or the people who wait for a mob-designated target as an excuse to be supported in suggesting the horrible things they'd like to visit upon another person.

In this case I'm disgusted with the following, not in order of disgust level:

1. vendor booth lady, for her shitty and insane attitude toward homeless people.

2. The vigilante mob mentality of many of the respondents on Yelp.

3. The writer and editor at the newspaper, for publishing what is almost certainly not an opinion that represents the majority of vendors, from a person who is herself in a somewhat marginalized position (unless things have changed, the 4-wall stores in Pike Place Market have somewhat of an adversarial attitude toward the table vendors, who they view as riffraff) in a way that suggests that it is representative of the business owners there when in fact it was just journalism gold; a crazy person in a position that could be (mis)presented as representative of the establishment.