Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 18, 2013, 09:38:17 PM

Title: Empathy
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 18, 2013, 09:38:17 PM
Once upon a time Queen Gogira went for a walk and tripped on the broken sidewalk. She fell straight forward and ripped the skin right off the bottom of her chin, so deep they said that if it had been a clean cut there would have been stitches involved. But there were no stitches, because there was nothing to stitch up, it was just gone.

And SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK did it hurt, and QG did wail and sob as her wound was tended to. And she had to go to school with a giant bandage covering her chin, and for many months there was a scab as the layers of flesh grew back over the spot. And yea, she did pick at it like a moron, making the whole process take longer. In the end, there was a scar, one that she carried with her all her days.

And Nigel said unto QG "That sucks! I'm sorry that happened!"
And Doktor Howl said "This, too, will be okay someday!"
And Twid said "Let me know if there's anything I can do to help!"
And LMNO said "I know there's a dick joke in here somewhere..."

But, lo, from the north! The voice of RWHN came down from the woods and boomed "WHAT IS THIS? YOU HAVE BEEN INJURED! HAD THAT SIDEWALK NOT BEEN IN SUCH TERRIBLE DISREPAIR, NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE COME TO PASS! SOMETHING MUST BE DONE!"

And QG said "It's fine, really guys. I mean, it kinda hurt and all, but I'm going to be okay."

But RWHN persisted "WE MUST REPAIR THIS BROKEN SIDEWALK, BEFORE THE CHILDREN WALK THERE AND ARE INJURED! THE TOWN IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS TRAGIC TURN OF EVENTS! COME ON, GUYS, WE CAN'T LET THEM GET AWAY WITH THIS! TO THE COMMITTEE!"

Thus RWHN went to the committee to lodge a formal complaint against the town for the cracked sidewalk, while QG went and got rambledrunk with everyone else.
Title: Re: Empathy
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 18, 2013, 09:41:03 PM
 :thisguy:
Title: Re: Empathy
Post by: Ben Shapiro on July 18, 2013, 09:43:18 PM
I approve of this post!

RWHN ON EVERY CHANNEL 24/7 THIS IS THE DISCORDIA WE NEED!
Title: Re: Empathy
Post by: Salty on July 18, 2013, 09:43:50 PM
SRSLY.

10/10. Would read again.
Title: Re: Empathy
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 18, 2013, 09:44:38 PM
Quote from: Alty on July 18, 2013, 09:43:50 PM
SRSLY.

10/10. Would read again.

Just because of the drunk part.  I know you and Wild Turkey, you Goddamn savage.
Title: Re: Empathy
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 18, 2013, 09:45:25 PM
Rambledrunk best drunk.
Title: Re: Empathy
Post by: Salty on July 18, 2013, 09:48:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 18, 2013, 09:44:38 PM
Quote from: Alty on July 18, 2013, 09:43:50 PM
SRSLY.

10/10. Would read again.

Just because of the drunk part.  I know you and Wild Turkey, you Goddamn savage.

:regret:

Actually I ought to be doing that in the PNW right about now.
Title: Re: Empathy
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 18, 2013, 09:48:59 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 18, 2013, 09:45:25 PM
Rambledrunk best drunk.

Yes, but good bourbon is kind of immoral.  Jackass shows up with the pricey stuff, and we swill it like it was Old Crow, anyway.

If you ever have a chance to host an AltyParty, do so.  It will make you forget all about your chin.  Forever.

And THAT is empathy.  With a nasty grin and a ukelele.
Title: Re: Empathy
Post by: Junkenstein on July 18, 2013, 09:49:44 PM
The amusing thing is he'll likely miss this thread as the other is on the path to 100+.

And excellent as always from Queen G.
Title: Re: Empathy
Post by: Ben Shapiro on July 18, 2013, 09:52:51 PM
RWHN exposed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh2sWSVRrmo
Title: Re: Empathy
Post by: Suu on July 18, 2013, 10:22:33 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 18, 2013, 09:45:25 PM
Rambledrunk best drunk.

Next meatup in Boston.

Rambledrunk, goddamnit. I owe you a booze for this fucking post.
Title: Re: Empathy
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 18, 2013, 10:23:31 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 18, 2013, 10:22:33 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 18, 2013, 09:45:25 PM
Rambledrunk best drunk.

Next meatup in Boston.

Rambledrunk, goddamnit. I owe you a booze for this fucking post.

I am so down. I will fucking make babysitters happen if I have to.
Title: Re: Empathy
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 18, 2013, 10:27:56 PM
I may be in Boston in October.  Just saying.
Title: Re: Empathy
Post by: Suu on July 18, 2013, 10:29:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 18, 2013, 10:27:56 PM
I may be in Boston in October.  Just saying.

No shit? What's the occasion, other than rambledrunk?
Title: Re: Empathy
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 18, 2013, 10:30:03 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 18, 2013, 10:27:56 PM
I may be in Boston in October.  Just saying.

I WILL HUG YOU. THIS IS NOT OPTIONAL.
Title: Re: Empathy
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 18, 2013, 10:31:18 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 18, 2013, 10:29:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 18, 2013, 10:27:56 PM
I may be in Boston in October.  Just saying.

No shit? What's the occasion, other than rambledrunk?

Safety conference.  Ever since that OSHA thing, I have to go to all of these Goddamn things.

NEVER ACE AN AUDIT WITH THE FEDS.  NEVER.  GIVE THEM SOMETHING.
Title: Re: Empathy
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 18, 2013, 10:31:51 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 18, 2013, 10:30:03 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 18, 2013, 10:27:56 PM
I may be in Boston in October.  Just saying.

I WILL HUG YOU. THIS IS NOT OPTIONAL.

Well, okay.  It's your skin.
Title: Re: Empathy
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 18, 2013, 10:33:08 PM
My slime barrier will protect me...

I hope...
Title: Re: Empathy
Post by: Suu on July 18, 2013, 10:45:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 18, 2013, 10:31:18 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 18, 2013, 10:29:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 18, 2013, 10:27:56 PM
I may be in Boston in October.  Just saying.

No shit? What's the occasion, other than rambledrunk?

Safety conference.  Ever since that OSHA thing, I have to go to all of these Goddamn things.

NEVER ACE AN AUDIT WITH THE FEDS.  NEVER.  GIVE THEM SOMETHING.

To quote my dad when ISO comes to audit, "Throw them a bone."
Title: Re: Empathy
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 18, 2013, 11:52:02 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 18, 2013, 10:33:08 PM
My slime barrier will protect me...

I hope...

I am a man of the desert mountains.  All your moisture are belong to me.
Title: Re: Empathy
Post by: Left on July 19, 2013, 02:06:13 AM
Dammit, I can't go to Boston... :cry:
$$$$
Title: Re: Empathy
Post by: Suu on July 19, 2013, 02:06:24 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 18, 2013, 11:52:02 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 18, 2013, 10:33:08 PM
My slime barrier will protect me...

I hope...

I am a man of the desert mountains.  All your moisture are belong to me.

I speak from personal experience that this is the case. You should have seen what he did to the Providence River.
Title: Re: Empathy
Post by: LMNO on July 19, 2013, 02:54:01 AM
I may put you all at risk by showing up for this Boston meatup.
Title: Re: Empathy
Post by: LMNO on July 19, 2013, 02:55:06 AM
That is, I may DECIDE to put you all at risk...
Title: Re: Empathy
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 19, 2013, 02:57:25 AM
YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS! I COULD MAKE WAFFLES FOR EVERYONE!

:magick:
Title: Re: Empathy
Post by: Suu on July 19, 2013, 03:43:05 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 19, 2013, 02:57:25 AM
YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS! I COULD MAKE WAFFLES FOR EVERYONE!

:magick:

I need a low-carb waffle plz.

-Suu
Fat, well, 13lbs lighter but still fat.
Title: Re: Empathy
Post by: Left on July 19, 2013, 03:43:57 AM
Is there such a thing as a vegan waffle?
Title: Re: Empathy
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 19, 2013, 03:47:42 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on July 19, 2013, 03:43:57 AM
Is there such a thing as a vegan waffle?
hash brown waffle using egg substitute and no-dairy breadcrumbs
falaffel waffle
black bean waffle with no-dairy breadcrumbs
Title: Re: Empathy
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 03:48:41 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 19, 2013, 02:57:25 AM
YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS! I COULD MAKE WAFFLES FOR EVERYONE!

:magick:

HOLD THE ANCHOVIES
Title: Re: Empathy
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 19, 2013, 03:54:13 AM
Quote from: Suu on July 19, 2013, 03:43:05 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 19, 2013, 02:57:25 AM
YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS! I COULD MAKE WAFFLES FOR EVERYONE!

:magick:

I need a low-carb waffle plz.

-Suu
Fat, well, 13lbs lighter but still fat.

Do you get along with beans okay?
Title: Re: Empathy
Post by: Suu on July 19, 2013, 03:56:10 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 19, 2013, 03:54:13 AM
Quote from: Suu on July 19, 2013, 03:43:05 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 19, 2013, 02:57:25 AM
YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS! I COULD MAKE WAFFLES FOR EVERYONE!

:magick:

I need a low-carb waffle plz.

-Suu
Fat, well, 13lbs lighter but still fat.

Do you get along with beans okay?

Yep.

I've also been playing with flaxseed meal lately. It's interesting. That reminds me, I need to bake some rolls tomorrow to take to NY with me.
Title: Re: Empathy
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 19, 2013, 08:25:28 AM
I WOULD GET RAMBLEDRUNK WITH YOU QG

I would swill bourbon until I LIT UP WITH GLEE and LOVED ALL THE THINGS.

Roger has seen me do this before. True story.

Title: Re: Empathy
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 02:41:56 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 19, 2013, 08:25:28 AM
I WOULD GET RAMBLEDRUNK WITH YOU QG

I would swill bourbon until I LIT UP WITH GLEE and LOVED ALL THE THINGS.

Roger has seen me do this before. True story.

It was Goddamn poetry in motion, and I don't give a FUCK what our "civic leaders" felt about the whole thing.
Title: Re: Empathy
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 19, 2013, 04:41:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 02:41:56 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 19, 2013, 08:25:28 AM
I WOULD GET RAMBLEDRUNK WITH YOU QG

I would swill bourbon until I LIT UP WITH GLEE and LOVED ALL THE THINGS.

Roger has seen me do this before. True story.

It was Goddamn poetry in motion, and I don't give a FUCK what our "civic leaders" felt about the whole thing.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Empathy
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 19, 2013, 04:44:25 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 19, 2013, 08:25:28 AM
I WOULD GET RAMBLEDRUNK WITH YOU QG

I would swill bourbon until I LIT UP WITH GLEE and LOVED ALL THE THINGS.

Roger has seen me do this before. True story.

Stupid opposite coasts  :argh!:
Title: Re: Empathy
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 06:12:51 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 19, 2013, 04:44:25 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 19, 2013, 08:25:28 AM
I WOULD GET RAMBLEDRUNK WITH YOU QG

I would swill bourbon until I LIT UP WITH GLEE and LOVED ALL THE THINGS.

Roger has seen me do this before. True story.

Stupid opposite coasts  :argh!:

We just have to fold up the flyover states.  Nobody will miss them.
Title: Re: Empathy
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 19, 2013, 07:13:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 06:12:51 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 19, 2013, 04:44:25 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 19, 2013, 08:25:28 AM
I WOULD GET RAMBLEDRUNK WITH YOU QG

I would swill bourbon until I LIT UP WITH GLEE and LOVED ALL THE THINGS.

Roger has seen me do this before. True story.

Stupid opposite coasts  :argh!:

We just have to fold up the flyover states.  Nobody will miss them.

:lulz: