I'm going to write bios for a sticky thread collecting the histories of anyone foolish enough to volunteer for this. I do not need your facts, I will just make it up as I go along.
If I do for some strange reason need info, I'll PM you.
This is volunteer only, so bring an extra butt, because the one you have is going to hurt.
WHEN I am done with the first dozen, I will arrange a contest to see which victim or victims gets to write my bio.
Nobody? Oh, fine.
(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/19339385.jpg)
Dooooo eeeeeeet.
MY BODY IS READY.
Wow. Sign me up. It's been a whole twelve hours or so!
It won't be the first time someone's bruised up my ass...
Go for it. You made me look TOO GOOD in LOBB. I need something to scare off the extra attention.
X
If you want a picture to go with your bio, post it. Otherwise I'll just grab something awful and portray it as you.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 02:54:03 AM
If you want a picture to go with your bio, post it. Otherwise I'll just grab something awful and portray it as you.
Oh. Damn. Gimme a few min.
My ass is yours.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 02:54:03 AM
If you want a picture to go with your bio, post it. Otherwise I'll just grab something awful and portray it as you.
Like, spagbook pictures or tentaclefaces?
(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa66/dracolupus/twidwaiian.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/curiosity/Hat3.jpg)
That's the only one of me I have, I think. Feel free to use it or whatever else you dredge up.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 19, 2013, 03:01:48 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/curiosity/Hat3.jpg)
That's the only one of me I have, I think. Feel free to use it or whatever else you dredge up.
On it.
Quote from: FRIDAY TIME on July 19, 2013, 03:00:22 AM
(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa66/dracolupus/twidwaiian.jpg)
Ho ho ho!
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 19, 2013, 02:58:20 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 02:54:03 AM
If you want a picture to go with your bio, post it. Otherwise I'll just grab something awful and portray it as you.
Like, spagbook pictures or tentaclefaces?
Whatever. It's entirely up to you.
Then the rest is up to me.
(http://www.imgur.com/1ngNu.jpeg)
Wait, no.
(http://www.imgur.com/g88qt.jpeg)
No...
(http://www.imgur.com/9m9z7P3.jpeg)
Quote from: Alty on July 19, 2013, 03:07:02 AM
(http://www.imgur.com/9m9z7P3.jpeg)
Har har har!
Also, that middle pic made my pancreas invert again.
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/180717_104839112930273_3021490_n.jpg)
Actually me!
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 19, 2013, 03:20:41 AM
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/180717_104839112930273_3021490_n.jpg)
Actually me!
I love this.
I'm also kind of amused by people posting pics that aren't actually pics. However, I do understand it and no pressure. It's the interbutts.
Hurt me please.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 03:22:00 AM
I love this.
I'm also kind of amused by people posting pics that aren't actually pics. However, I do understand it and no pressure. It's the interbutts.
That's taken from "the dark room" on George's Island in Boston Harbor. The room is completely dark except for that tiny little patch that comes down from a chimney right in the middle, and it's pretty large. There's a ghost story about the lady in black who haunts the island, so one Saturday I spent the whole day in the room there with a black dress and black shawl covering my face just scaring the piss out of people.
Good times.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/Nicole%20studio%2054/P1010001.jpg)
:lulz:
Oh, hell yes.
My first bio goes up tomorrow. At least 1/day, in the same manner as the hate mail binges.
If Nigel agrees to this, I have the PERFECT pic. From a long, long time ago.
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 19, 2013, 03:43:38 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 03:22:00 AM
I love this.
I'm also kind of amused by people posting pics that aren't actually pics. However, I do understand it and no pressure. It's the interbutts.
That's taken from "the dark room" on George's Island in Boston Harbor. The room is completely dark except for that tiny little patch that comes down from a chimney right in the middle, and it's pretty large. There's a ghost story about the lady in black who haunts the island, so one Saturday I spent the whole day in the room there with a black dress and black shawl covering my face just scaring the piss out of people.
Good times.
I got a place to put on my list. There's a ferry that goes out there right? I seem to recall seeing a 19th century rules baseball game there several years ago.
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/ep_albums/-1501540746/146693/ozxsn.jpg)
Can you see that one?
If not I'mma have to finally put together a photo gallery somewhere and stop being so lazy about it.
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on July 19, 2013, 04:02:50 AM
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/ep_albums/-1501540746/146693/ozxsn.jpg)
Can you see that one?
If not I'mma have to finally put together a photo gallery somewhere and stop being so lazy about it.
That expression is priceless. The bio is writing itself.
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on July 19, 2013, 04:00:09 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 03:56:45 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on July 19, 2013, 03:55:40 AM
(//)
There, I'm sure you can do something awful with that.
No permission.
Aw, fuckety! Will try to fix.
That is a link to your email inbox ;)
Doing ECH and Squid anyway, on account of they're not here to defend themselves.
Also, Faust.
Quote from: Pæs on July 19, 2013, 04:04:17 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on July 19, 2013, 04:00:09 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 03:56:45 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on July 19, 2013, 03:55:40 AM
(https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=b79cc0db39&view=att&th=13fe4dc79a81d8e4&attid=0.1&disp=thd&zw)
There, I'm sure you can do something awful with that.
No permission.
Aw, fuckety! Will try to fix.
That is a link to your email inbox ;)
GOOD EYE.
Post erased for security reasons.
(http://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq354/dickthecat/0717091555.jpg)
Quote from: Richter on July 19, 2013, 04:06:18 AM
(http://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq354/dickthecat/0717091555.jpg)
HELL YEAH
Thanks guys...hey wait, my goofy-ass face is still there. :eek:
Quote from: FRIDAY TIME on July 19, 2013, 04:00:33 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 19, 2013, 03:43:38 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 03:22:00 AM
I love this.
I'm also kind of amused by people posting pics that aren't actually pics. However, I do understand it and no pressure. It's the interbutts.
That's taken from "the dark room" on George's Island in Boston Harbor. The room is completely dark except for that tiny little patch that comes down from a chimney right in the middle, and it's pretty large. There's a ghost story about the lady in black who haunts the island, so one Saturday I spent the whole day in the room there with a black dress and black shawl covering my face just scaring the piss out of people.
Good times.
I got a place to put on my list. There's a ferry that goes out there right? I seem to recall seeing a 19th century rules baseball game there several years ago.
Ferry leaves Long Wharf every hour all summer long, 9-6 on the weekends and 9-5 on weekdays. $15 round trip. There's facilities and a food vendor on the island and water fountains that are okay enough.
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on July 19, 2013, 04:11:17 AM
Thanks guys...hey wait, my goofy-ass face is still there. :eek:
The link which works goes to http://s3.amazonaws.com/ep_albums/-1501540746/146693/ozxsn.jpg
The original (broken) link was to your mailbox. There shouldn't be any security risk from posting it, because the string of characters used to identify you to Google after https://mail.google.com/mail/ is useless to anyone else.
Okay, thanks...
Yeah, I hang out on Experience Project, even though it's gone downhill badly since I joined.
Since I use the same handle there, it's pretty obvious.
My old posts there are mostly about how shitty I felt 2 years ago.
Main email inbox? THAT was dumb of me.
You know what to do you scabby old fart huffer.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 03:54:58 AM
If Nigel agrees to this, I have the PERFECT pic. From a long, long time ago.
OH, I AGREE.
I AGREE
HARD.
YOU FOOLS I CAN NOT BE TOUCHED BY MORTAL MEN!
Challenge ACCEPTED !!!
(http://s13.postimg.org/r2cda226v/lolbearlol.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
screen capture tool (http://postimage.org/app.php)
:lulz: Oh sweet merciful fuck.
Here's a picture of me, in a wetsuit, fucking a rope
(http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3689/9279662058_21cfc0b0e6_c.jpg)
Do your worst, sir.
(http://www.cynical-c.com/archives2/bloggraphics/0525061mugs9.jpg)
Or maybe this Bob Ross looking one.
(http://popsuey.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/1205082mugs10.jpg?w=262&h=328)
Take your pick.
I'm in.
(http://i42.tinypic.com/2h7qmo2.jpg)
My body is yours.
(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s131/Slesk/af7647e63f9a91187a581407c9146def_zps4187b1df.jpg)
Okay, here's the deal. I am going to start a thread with two posts in it. First one is our glorious admin staff, the second is the rest is all of You People. Each post will have a list, and I will bold out each name and insert a bio as I work my way through the two lists. Most often, pics will be inserted in the evening, as I can't do much with them from this computer.
First two names (one admin, one user) go up today.
BRING IT!!!
(http://i.imgur.com/2KWNrWo.gif)
I am more or less doing these in order.
Okay, taking a break before LMNO and Nigel. :lulz:
AWESOME!
I have to leave for like an hour to meet with one of my professors but I'll be back shortly.
Quote from: /b/earman on July 19, 2013, 07:48:24 AM
YOU FOOLS I CAN NOT BE TOUCHED BY MORTAL MEN!
Challenge ACCEPTED !!!
(http://s13.postimg.org/r2cda226v/lolbearlol.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
screen capture tool (http://postimage.org/app.php)
What the fuck is this? This is great!
That is BEARMAN. He's kind of one of my heroes.
I'm trying to figure out how to shove that through the A0 printer. If I can do it and get a life-size cut out I will.
Provided I get permission. And it's even fucking possible, this thing is a bitch today.
Whoa. Got a bunch done. Two more today; Nigel and Bearman.
Tomorrow or Monday: Cram, Twid, and Squiddy.
HEY!
I thought you said I was going to be slandered!
That's more like a hagiography. Not that I mind, though.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 19, 2013, 06:20:53 PM
HEY!
I thought you said I was going to be slandered!
That's more like a hagiography. Not that I mind, though.
You're a NICE GUY.
Yay! Ive realized my dream to be promoted from sidekick to archnemesis!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 06:33:03 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 19, 2013, 06:20:53 PM
HEY!
I thought you said I was going to be slandered!
That's more like a hagiography. Not that I mind, though.
You're a NICE GUY.
Aw, shucks.
:oops:
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 19, 2013, 07:06:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 06:33:03 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 19, 2013, 06:20:53 PM
HEY!
I thought you said I was going to be slandered!
That's more like a hagiography. Not that I mind, though.
You're a NICE GUY.
Aw, shucks.
:oops:
It's not like this isn't going to come back and haunt you or anything.
Quote from: FRIDAY TIME on July 19, 2013, 07:04:53 PM
Yay! Ive realized my dream to be promoted from sidekick to archnemesis!
Yep. Saving something special for you.
Feel free to add me.
Edited to add an image. (http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c114/Sharraunna/blergh.jpg)
Quote from: Jez on July 20, 2013, 02:32:52 AM
Feel free to add me.
Edited to add an image. (http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c114/Sharraunna/blergh.jpg)
Jesus, that looks like the fountain at the Naperville Riverwalk.
I think that was Des Plaines, Illinois. It's been a while though. We were shooting a bit for my buddy's web series (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KMhRxoeQFc).
Quote from: Jez on July 20, 2013, 07:26:57 AM
I think that was Des Plaines, Illinois. It's been a while though. We were shooting a bit for my buddy's web series (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KMhRxoeQFc).
Okay, so I missed by 30 miles. :lulz:
Ah, fuck it.
(http://i.imgur.com/D5d2u5o.jpg)
BRING IT OLD MAN!!!
Yes, please.
Go for it.
(http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc322/fennario99/08232012-012-1.jpg)
I can see I have my work cut out for me. :lulz:
You know how some people wear their heart on their sleeve?
I wear my ass on my face:
(http://i.imgur.com/0eyXQ6J.jpg)
:lulz:
Tomorrow is gonna be busy. :lulz:
Has to be tomorrow, because Wednesday and Thursday we're doing blind critical lifts, so I'm gonna be busy.
I had a much "quirkier" picture with a top hat and pipe and shit, but I feel that this picture is much more true to life:
(http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/604/rp3k.jpg)
Quote from: Cainad on July 23, 2013, 08:27:05 PM
I had a much "quirkier" picture with a top hat and pipe and shit, but I feel that this picture is much more true to life:
(http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/604/rp3k.jpg)
On it. You will RUE THE DAY.
Wait, also have to do Net.
I AIN'T CHICKEN! :argh!:
I'M SO TUFF, I BUILT MY FALLOUT SHELTER OUT OF MY OWN HAIR
WHICH I PULLED OUT MYSELF because of my fears
Am I too late to the party?
Quote from: Pixie on July 24, 2013, 03:39:39 PM
Am I too late to the party?
This is PD. It's never too late. :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 04:04:35 PM
Quote from: Pixie on July 24, 2013, 03:39:39 PM
Am I too late to the party?
This is PD. It's never too late. :lulz:
Even if the pic is 40 yrs out of date?
(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a289/goblinhill/Me21stBirthday4_zps57bab3f7.jpg)
- I'm going to be 23 - I'm bearing down on 31 - I turn 45 in 3 months
fucking zygotes the lot of ya
/geriatric mewling
Quote from: MMIX on July 24, 2013, 04:18:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 04:04:35 PM
Quote from: Pixie on July 24, 2013, 03:39:39 PM
Am I too late to the party?
This is PD. It's never too late. :lulz:
Even if the pic is 40 yrs out of date?
(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a289/goblinhill/Me21stBirthday4_zps57bab3f7.jpg)
- I'm going to be 23 - I'm bearing down on 31 - I turn 45 in 3 months
fucking zygotes the lot of ya
/geriatric mewling
Sure.
And I'll be 45 in Arizona years, which is like 400 years old in human years.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 04:22:54 PM
Quote from: MMIX on July 24, 2013, 04:18:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 04:04:35 PM
Quote from: Pixie on July 24, 2013, 03:39:39 PM
Am I too late to the party?
This is PD. It's never too late. :lulz:
Even if the pic is 40 yrs out of date?
(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a289/goblinhill/Me21stBirthday4_zps57bab3f7.jpg)
- I'm going to be 23 - I'm bearing down on 31 - I turn 45 in 3 months
fucking zygotes the lot of ya
/geriatric mewling
Sure.
And I'll be 45 in Arizona years, which is like 400 years old in human years.
Sadly I eventually came realise that we all live in Arizona. My bit is a bit greener, and a bit cooler and definitely more foreign than yours - but the rest of the horror . . . well, that's just part of the human condition
Yrs in wizened sisterhood
Quote from: MMIX on July 24, 2013, 06:42:35 PM
Sadly I eventually came realise that we all live in Arizona.
I've been trying to tell these yahoos this for eight years now.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 18, 2013, 11:50:51 PM
I'm going to write bios for a sticky thread collecting the histories of anyone foolish enough to volunteer for this. I do not need your facts, I will just make it up as I go along.
If I do for some strange reason need info, I'll PM you.
This is volunteer only, so bring an extra butt, because the one you have is going to hurt.
WHEN I am done with the first dozen, I will arrange a contest to see which victim or victims gets to write my bio.
Enrico demand to be slandered. He has not made legitimate kill in weeks.
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on July 24, 2013, 08:52:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 18, 2013, 11:50:51 PM
I'm going to write bios for a sticky thread collecting the histories of anyone foolish enough to volunteer for this. I do not need your facts, I will just make it up as I go along.
If I do for some strange reason need info, I'll PM you.
This is volunteer only, so bring an extra butt, because the one you have is going to hurt.
WHEN I am done with the first dozen, I will arrange a contest to see which victim or victims gets to write my bio.
Enrico demand to be slandered. He has not made legitimate kill in weeks.
Oh, I am SO on this. Right after meeting with non-glorious, drab faggots.
Quote from: Cainad on July 23, 2013, 09:20:34 PM
I AIN'T CHICKEN! :argh!:
I'M SO TUFF, I BUILT MY FALLOUT SHELTER OUT OF MY OWN HAIR
WHICH I PULLED OUT MYSELF because of my fears
This just keeps making me laugh and laugh. :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: