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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Cain on July 22, 2013, 11:32:38 AM

Title: They're just completely random bots
Post by: Cain on July 22, 2013, 11:32:38 AM
Completely and utterly random:

(http://i.imgur.com/TT8r1ra.png?1)

:horrormirth:
Title: Re: They're just completely random bots
Post by: Freeky on July 22, 2013, 12:09:02 PM
Totally just random bots.  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: They're just completely random bots
Post by: Faust on July 22, 2013, 01:31:15 PM
Oh dear.

I guess that means it has!

I can turn off viewing of the forum for a while. Might be for the best.
Title: Re: They're just completely random bots
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on July 22, 2013, 01:35:13 PM
PD.com: Our admins spy on the NSA  8)
Title: Re: They're just completely random bots
Post by: Faust on July 22, 2013, 02:00:02 PM
NSA if you are reading this please hire me. I need the experience and the money.
Title: Re: They're just completely random bots
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on July 22, 2013, 02:23:47 PM
NSA if you are reading this please hire me too. I need x-ray vision and a personal cloaking device  :fap:
Title: Re: They're just completely random bots
Post by: The Johnny on July 22, 2013, 02:34:31 PM

To be fair, its a hot topic in a global sense, so people will arrive here from random google searches for certain niche IT crowds.
Title: Re: They're just completely random bots
Post by: Cain on July 22, 2013, 02:55:49 PM
Quote from: The Johnny on July 22, 2013, 02:34:31 PM

To be fair, its a hot topic in a global sense, so people will arrive here from random google searches for certain niche IT crowds.

Except they're not.  Check the IPs.  Incero LLC, Amazon Web Services, Facebook, Topsy Analytics, Twitter, Microsoft Hosting, Pulsant Cloud Computing subsidiary DediPower....
Title: Re: They're just completely random bots
Post by: The Johnny on July 22, 2013, 03:20:05 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 22, 2013, 02:55:49 PM
Quote from: The Johnny on July 22, 2013, 02:34:31 PM

To be fair, its a hot topic in a global sense, so people will arrive here from random google searches for certain niche IT crowds.

Except they're not.  Check the IPs.  Incero LLC, Amazon Web Services, Facebook, Topsy Analytics, Twitter, Microsoft Hosting, Pulsant Cloud Computing subsidiary DediPower....

Well, I tried searching for "176.199.57.195" but I only found it was from Germany, I really wouldn't know how to get more information.

http://www.geo-location.com/ip-176.199.57.195/ (http://www.geo-location.com/ip-176.199.57.195/)
Title: Re: They're just completely random bots
Post by: Cain on July 22, 2013, 03:26:50 PM
Quote from: The Johnny on July 22, 2013, 03:20:05 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 22, 2013, 02:55:49 PM
Quote from: The Johnny on July 22, 2013, 02:34:31 PM

To be fair, its a hot topic in a global sense, so people will arrive here from random google searches for certain niche IT crowds.

Except they're not.  Check the IPs.  Incero LLC, Amazon Web Services, Facebook, Topsy Analytics, Twitter, Microsoft Hosting, Pulsant Cloud Computing subsidiary DediPower....

Well, I tried searching for "176.199.57.195" but I only found it was from Germany, I really wouldn't know how to get more information.

http://www.geo-location.com/ip-176.199.57.195/ (http://www.geo-location.com/ip-176.199.57.195/)

That would be UnityMedia Germany, which is a wholly owned subsidiary of Liberty Global, an American-British telecom firm which, according to Wikipedia, is "one of the largest broadband providers outside of the United States". 
Title: Re: They're just completely random bots
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 22, 2013, 03:36:22 PM
GREAT.
Title: Re: They're just completely random bots
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2013, 04:29:23 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 22, 2013, 01:35:13 PM
PD.com: Our admins spy on the NSA  8)

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: They're just completely random bots
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 22, 2013, 05:01:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2013, 04:29:23 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 22, 2013, 01:35:13 PM
PD.com: Our admins spy on the NSA  8)

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Newsfeed.
Title: Re: They're just completely random bots
Post by: Ben Shapiro on July 22, 2013, 05:18:35 PM
I'm a Muslim like Obama who hates freedom.
Title: Re: They're just completely random bots
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 22, 2013, 05:20:12 PM
Quote from: /b/earman on July 22, 2013, 05:18:35 PM
I'm a Muslim like Obama who hates freedom.

You're a longhaired, bearded brown dude.

Careful. They might believe you.
Title: Re: They're just completely random bots
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2013, 05:20:42 PM
Quote from: /b/earman on July 22, 2013, 05:18:35 PM
I'm a Muslim like Obama who hates freedom.

Pipe bomb pressure cooker assault rifle constitution tyranny.

Dok,
Not skeered.
Title: Re: They're just completely random bots
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2013, 05:21:05 PM
Quote from: FRIDAY TIME on July 22, 2013, 05:20:12 PM
Quote from: /b/earman on July 22, 2013, 05:18:35 PM
I'm a Muslim like Obama who hates freedom.

You're a longhaired, bearded brown dude.

Careful. They might believe you.

Bearman is the terrorist you demanded.
Title: Re: They're just completely random bots
Post by: Ben Shapiro on July 22, 2013, 05:26:14 PM
Do your worst! I'll just win 20 million from the state of Texas, and start a engineering school for low income students in the fifth ward. What are you going to do about it. As far as the NSA is concerned I'm officially white according to Florida.
Title: Re: They're just completely random bots
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2013, 05:32:53 PM
Quote from: /b/earman on July 22, 2013, 05:26:14 PM
Do your worst! I'll just win 20 million from the state of Texas, and start a engineering school for low income students in the fifth ward. What are you going to do about it. As far as the NSA is concerned I'm officially white according to Florida.

It won't save you.  They hate White people, too.
Title: Re: They're just completely random bots
Post by: Ben Shapiro on July 22, 2013, 05:34:37 PM
Well then! They're going to have learn to love Bears!
Title: Re: They're just completely random bots
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2013, 05:38:34 PM
Quote from: /b/earman on July 22, 2013, 05:34:37 PM
Well then! They're going to have learn to love Bears!

Youtube search Bearforce1.
Title: Re: They're just completely random bots
Post by: Ben Shapiro on July 22, 2013, 05:43:25 PM
I have they're amazing I can't get enough of that song.
I don't care if Bears are part of the gay culture I'm a god damn bear!
Title: Re: They're just completely random bots
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2013, 05:45:40 PM
Quote from: /b/earman on July 22, 2013, 05:43:25 PM
I have they're amazing I can't get enough of that song.
I don't care if Bears are part of the gay culture I'm a god damn bear!

LMNO has corrupted another one with his FABULOUS. 

Something must be done, this is nothing short of cultural terrorism.
Title: Re: They're just completely random bots
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 22, 2013, 05:48:17 PM
Quote from: /b/earman on July 22, 2013, 05:43:25 PM
I have they're amazing I can't get enough of that song.
I don't care if Bears are part of the gay culture I'm a god damn bear!

BEARS CAN BE STRAIGHT MEN, TOO.

EMBRACE IT

YOU ARE A BEAR!

I  think I might be a bear too.
Title: Re: They're just completely random bots
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2013, 05:50:02 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 22, 2013, 05:48:17 PM
Quote from: /b/earman on July 22, 2013, 05:43:25 PM
I have they're amazing I can't get enough of that song.
I don't care if Bears are part of the gay culture I'm a god damn bear!

BEARS CAN BE STRAIGHT MEN, TOO.

EMBRACE IT

YOU ARE A BEAR!

I  think I might be a bear too.

I am unsure if I am a bear or not.
Title: Re: They're just completely random bots
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 22, 2013, 05:57:32 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 22, 2013, 05:48:17 PM
Quote from: /b/earman on July 22, 2013, 05:43:25 PM
I have they're amazing I can't get enough of that song.
I don't care if Bears are part of the gay culture I'm a god damn bear!

BEARS CAN BE STRAIGHT MEN, TOO.

EMBRACE IT

YOU ARE A BEAR!

I  think I might be a bear too.

Too small. I think you would be an otter, technically.
Title: Re: They're just completely random bots
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2013, 05:58:04 PM
Quote from: FRIDAY TIME on July 22, 2013, 05:57:32 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 22, 2013, 05:48:17 PM
Quote from: /b/earman on July 22, 2013, 05:43:25 PM
I have they're amazing I can't get enough of that song.
I don't care if Bears are part of the gay culture I'm a god damn bear!

BEARS CAN BE STRAIGHT MEN, TOO.

EMBRACE IT

YOU ARE A BEAR!

I  think I might be a bear too.

Too small. I think you would be an otter, technically.

Met her.  Dormouse.  She's TINY.
Title: Re: They're just completely random bots
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 22, 2013, 05:59:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2013, 05:58:04 PM
Quote from: FRIDAY TIME on July 22, 2013, 05:57:32 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 22, 2013, 05:48:17 PM
Quote from: /b/earman on July 22, 2013, 05:43:25 PM
I have they're amazing I can't get enough of that song.
I don't care if Bears are part of the gay culture I'm a god damn bear!

BEARS CAN BE STRAIGHT MEN, TOO.

EMBRACE IT

YOU ARE A BEAR!

I  think I might be a bear too.

Too small. I think you would be an otter, technically.

Met her.  Dormouse.  She's TINY.

Tinier than me, relatively speaking if I were female?
Title: Re: They're just completely random bots
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 22, 2013, 05:59:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2013, 05:58:04 PM
Quote from: FRIDAY TIME on July 22, 2013, 05:57:32 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 22, 2013, 05:48:17 PM
Quote from: /b/earman on July 22, 2013, 05:43:25 PM
I have they're amazing I can't get enough of that song.
I don't care if Bears are part of the gay culture I'm a god damn bear!

BEARS CAN BE STRAIGHT MEN, TOO.

EMBRACE IT

YOU ARE A BEAR!

I  think I might be a bear too.

Too small. I think you would be an otter, technically.

Met her.  Dormouse.  She's TINY.

:lulz:
Title: Re: They're just completely random bots
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2013, 05:59:54 PM
Quote from: FRIDAY TIME on July 22, 2013, 05:59:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2013, 05:58:04 PM
Quote from: FRIDAY TIME on July 22, 2013, 05:57:32 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 22, 2013, 05:48:17 PM
Quote from: /b/earman on July 22, 2013, 05:43:25 PM
I have they're amazing I can't get enough of that song.
I don't care if Bears are part of the gay culture I'm a god damn bear!

BEARS CAN BE STRAIGHT MEN, TOO.

EMBRACE IT

YOU ARE A BEAR!

I  think I might be a bear too.

Too small. I think you would be an otter, technically.

Met her.  Dormouse.  She's TINY.

Tinier than me, relatively speaking if I were female?

Yep.  She could wash down a sewer grate.  Seriously.
Title: Re: They're just completely random bots
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 22, 2013, 06:00:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2013, 05:50:02 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 22, 2013, 05:48:17 PM
Quote from: /b/earman on July 22, 2013, 05:43:25 PM
I have they're amazing I can't get enough of that song.
I don't care if Bears are part of the gay culture I'm a god damn bear!

BEARS CAN BE STRAIGHT MEN, TOO.

EMBRACE IT

YOU ARE A BEAR!

I  think I might be a bear too.

I am unsure if I am a bear or not.

I think that technically you're the thing that bears spawn from, dropping off you like hairballs only to land on all fours and run off into the forest.
Title: Re: They're just completely random bots
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 22, 2013, 06:01:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2013, 05:59:54 PM
Quote from: FRIDAY TIME on July 22, 2013, 05:59:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2013, 05:58:04 PM
Quote from: FRIDAY TIME on July 22, 2013, 05:57:32 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 22, 2013, 05:48:17 PM
Quote from: /b/earman on July 22, 2013, 05:43:25 PM
I have they're amazing I can't get enough of that song.
I don't care if Bears are part of the gay culture I'm a god damn bear!

BEARS CAN BE STRAIGHT MEN, TOO.

EMBRACE IT

YOU ARE A BEAR!

I  think I might be a bear too.

Too small. I think you would be an otter, technically.

Met her.  Dormouse.  She's TINY.

Tinier than me, relatively speaking if I were female?

Yep.  She could wash down a sewer grate.  Seriously.

:lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: They're just completely random bots
Post by: LMNO on July 22, 2013, 06:01:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2013, 05:45:40 PM
Quote from: /b/earman on July 22, 2013, 05:43:25 PM
I have they're amazing I can't get enough of that song.
I don't care if Bears are part of the gay culture I'm a god damn bear!

LMNO has corrupted another one with his FABULOUS. 

Something must be done, this is nothing short of cultural terrorism.

:ECH:

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2013, 05:50:02 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 22, 2013, 05:48:17 PM
Quote from: /b/earman on July 22, 2013, 05:43:25 PM
I have they're amazing I can't get enough of that song.
I don't care if Bears are part of the gay culture I'm a god damn bear!

BEARS CAN BE STRAIGHT MEN, TOO.

EMBRACE IT

YOU ARE A BEAR!

I  think I might be a bear too.

I am unsure if I am a bear or not.

YETI.
Title: Re: They're just completely random bots
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2013, 06:01:59 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 22, 2013, 06:00:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2013, 05:50:02 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 22, 2013, 05:48:17 PM
Quote from: /b/earman on July 22, 2013, 05:43:25 PM
I have they're amazing I can't get enough of that song.
I don't care if Bears are part of the gay culture I'm a god damn bear!

BEARS CAN BE STRAIGHT MEN, TOO.

EMBRACE IT

YOU ARE A BEAR!

I  think I might be a bear too.

I am unsure if I am a bear or not.

I think that technically you're the thing that bears spawn from, dropping off you like hairballs only to land on all fours and run off into the forest.

Hell yes.

I was wondering what happened to my backhair when it sheds.

Now we know.
Title: Re: They're just completely random bots
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 22, 2013, 06:05:50 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 22, 2013, 06:00:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2013, 05:50:02 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 22, 2013, 05:48:17 PM
Quote from: /b/earman on July 22, 2013, 05:43:25 PM
I have they're amazing I can't get enough of that song.
I don't care if Bears are part of the gay culture I'm a god damn bear!

BEARS CAN BE STRAIGHT MEN, TOO.

EMBRACE IT

YOU ARE A BEAR!

I  think I might be a bear too.

I am unsure if I am a bear or not.

I think that technically you're the thing that bears spawn from, dropping off you like hairballs only to land on all fours and run off into the forest.

This is why people are so scared of you when you walk up to them. They're like WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING THERE'S A TEN FOOT ORANGE YETI APPROACHING WITH BEARS FALLING OFF OF IT LEFT AND RIGHT

And then the bears are all

(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g144/hrstumpde/Soundtrack/Bearforce%201/bearforce1.jpg)
Title: Re: They're just completely random bots
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 22, 2013, 06:07:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2013, 05:59:54 PM
Quote from: FRIDAY TIME on July 22, 2013, 05:59:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2013, 05:58:04 PM
Quote from: FRIDAY TIME on July 22, 2013, 05:57:32 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 22, 2013, 05:48:17 PM
Quote from: /b/earman on July 22, 2013, 05:43:25 PM
I have they're amazing I can't get enough of that song.
I don't care if Bears are part of the gay culture I'm a god damn bear!

BEARS CAN BE STRAIGHT MEN, TOO.

EMBRACE IT

YOU ARE A BEAR!

I  think I might be a bear too.

Too small. I think you would be an otter, technically.

Met her.  Dormouse.  She's TINY.

Tinier than me, relatively speaking if I were female?

Yep.  She could wash down a sewer grate.  Seriously.

Damn. That's small.
Title: Re: They're just completely random bots
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2013, 06:07:55 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 22, 2013, 06:05:50 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 22, 2013, 06:00:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2013, 05:50:02 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 22, 2013, 05:48:17 PM
Quote from: /b/earman on July 22, 2013, 05:43:25 PM
I have they're amazing I can't get enough of that song.
I don't care if Bears are part of the gay culture I'm a god damn bear!

BEARS CAN BE STRAIGHT MEN, TOO.

EMBRACE IT

YOU ARE A BEAR!

I  think I might be a bear too.

I am unsure if I am a bear or not.

I think that technically you're the thing that bears spawn from, dropping off you like hairballs only to land on all fours and run off into the forest.

This is why people are so scared of you when you walk up to them. They're like WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING THERE'S A TEN FOOT ORANGE YETI APPROACHING WITH BEARS FALLING OFF OF IT LEFT AND RIGHT

And then the bears are all

(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g144/hrstumpde/Soundtrack/Bearforce%201/bearforce1.jpg)

:hammer:

This needs to be shooped.
Title: Re: They're just completely random bots
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 22, 2013, 06:08:52 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 22, 2013, 06:05:50 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 22, 2013, 06:00:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2013, 05:50:02 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 22, 2013, 05:48:17 PM
Quote from: /b/earman on July 22, 2013, 05:43:25 PM
I have they're amazing I can't get enough of that song.
I don't care if Bears are part of the gay culture I'm a god damn bear!

BEARS CAN BE STRAIGHT MEN, TOO.

EMBRACE IT

YOU ARE A BEAR!

I  think I might be a bear too.

I am unsure if I am a bear or not.

I think that technically you're the thing that bears spawn from, dropping off you like hairballs only to land on all fours and run off into the forest.

This is why people are so scared of you when you walk up to them. They're like WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING THERE'S A TEN FOOT ORANGE YETI APPROACHING WITH BEARS FALLING OFF OF IT LEFT AND RIGHT

And then the bears are all

(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g144/hrstumpde/Soundtrack/Bearforce%201/bearforce1.jpg)

:spittake:
Title: Re: They're just completely random bots
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2013, 06:09:28 PM
Oughta see what I cough up.
Title: Re: They're just completely random bots
Post by: Cramulus on July 22, 2013, 07:08:10 PM
related clip from It's Always Sunny re: bears/twinks http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7mjwq_it-s-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-h_fun#.Ue1jUaxt534
Title: Re: They're just completely random bots
Post by: Salty on July 22, 2013, 07:10:19 PM
I think its important to remember that bears are lile any other kind of gay human: they will flake out on your ass.
Title: Re: They're just completely random bots
Post by: Cramulus on July 22, 2013, 07:22:05 PM
re: the OP

I am wondering if this is an automated crawl or not.

If we started a new thread with the same words, would it get the same attention?
Title: Re: They're just completely random bots
Post by: Junkenstein on July 22, 2013, 07:43:45 PM
Worth a shot. Or permutations of it I'd guess.

These things have been crawling around for ages, I'd pay good money to see the results of their "findings".

Title: Re: They're just completely random bots
Post by: Cain on July 22, 2013, 10:03:38 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on July 22, 2013, 07:22:05 PM
re: the OP

I am wondering if this is an automated crawl or not.

If we started a new thread with the same words, would it get the same attention?

A significant number of my posts and threads seem to get datamined by Amazon Web Services, and maybe some of the others mentioned on the first page of this thread.  Specifically, ones in Aneristic Illusions.
Title: Re: They're just completely random bots
Post by: Junkenstein on July 22, 2013, 10:07:30 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 22, 2013, 10:03:38 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on July 22, 2013, 07:22:05 PM
re: the OP

I am wondering if this is an automated crawl or not.

If we started a new thread with the same words, would it get the same attention?

A significant number of my posts and threads seem to get datamined by Amazon Web Services, and maybe some of the others mentioned on the first page of this thread.  Specifically, ones in Aneristic Illusions.

Good job you don't have anything to hide eh?
Title: Re: They're just completely random bots
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 22, 2013, 10:09:18 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 22, 2013, 10:03:38 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on July 22, 2013, 07:22:05 PM
re: the OP

I am wondering if this is an automated crawl or not.

If we started a new thread with the same words, would it get the same attention?

A significant number of my posts and threads seem to get datamined by Amazon Web Services, and maybe some of the others mentioned on the first page of this thread.  Specifically, ones in Aneristic Illusions.

That's a bit creepy.
Title: Re: They're just completely random bots
Post by: Cain on July 23, 2013, 02:32:43 AM
Yes, just a bit.

Now do you people understand why I might be slightly paranoid?
Title: Re: They're just completely random bots
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2013, 03:31:32 AM
Quote from: Cain on July 23, 2013, 02:32:43 AM
Yes, just a bit.

Now do you people understand why I might be slightly paranoid?

Paranoia is just the state of having all the facts.
Title: Re: They're just completely random bots
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 23, 2013, 03:38:33 AM
It's not setting off my Pink Floyd (https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/dark-side-of-the-prism/) here.

Yet.

ETA: Facebook is making it doubletrack now.  :eek:
Title: Re: They're just completely random bots
Post by: Cuddlefish on July 24, 2013, 08:37:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2013, 03:31:32 AM

Paranoia is just the state of having all the facts.

I'm going to use this
Title: Re: They're just completely random bots
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 08:45:15 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on July 24, 2013, 08:37:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2013, 03:31:32 AM

Paranoia is just the state of having all the facts.

I'm going to use this

S'ok.  I swiped it from Warren Ellis.   :lulz: