Who'll drain my colostomy bag when I'm sixty years of age?
When the ragged noob they gave me has been ten years in the grave
And Waffle Man plays ukelele, plays it just for you
My prostate has ruptured and my horrible just slips through
You've hung up your laptop and your trolling days are done
You know the pagan forum wasn't too much fun
And the future you're giving me, holds no dirty badfun
I've no wish to be living sixty years on
Yes I'll sit with you and troll, let goatse live again
I know my vintage gags would be very much the same
And Waffleman plays the ukelele, plays it just for you
Your F5 that's all worn out when you are passing through
And the future you're giving me, holds no bad wrongfun
I've no wish to be living sixty years on
You're starting to get enough material for an EP!
:lulz:
Nice! :lol:
...The only bummer about being 80? only other 80-somethings want to have sex with you.
That and rope bondage is probably too much for your skin.
That's great Roger. :lol:
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on July 27, 2013, 03:38:14 AMThat and rope bondage is probably too much for your skin.
:vom:
:golfclap: Very nice, very nice.
I agree with Suu, Dok. You have plenty of material for an album.