Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on July 25, 2013, 04:44:31 AM

Title: The Essential Ridiculousness of the Great American Po'bucker
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 25, 2013, 04:44:31 AM
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/07/23/pennsylvania-police-chief-fck-all-you-libtards-out-there-you-take-it-in-the-a/

Watch the videos.

This yahoo feels that he cannot make a political statement without sending a hundred rounds downrange to add credibility to...um...Whatever it is he's trying to say to us.

Then read the story, and weep for the mayor and the local prosecutor, who will have to defend this cop's credibility in EVERY COURT CASE UNTIL FOREVER.

Then look at his picture.  Imagine the drool running out of the corner of his mouth.

And THIS is what 4 out of 10 people in America are like. 

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

...Now you know why Europe is horrified.
Title: Re: The Essential Ridiculousness of the Great American Po'bucker
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 25, 2013, 04:53:59 AM
Example 2 needs no introduction.

http://aattp.org/anti-choice-group-sneaks-lifelike-toy-fetus-in-candy-bags-for-kids-at-state-fair/
Title: Re: The Essential Ridiculousness of the Great American Po'bucker
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 25, 2013, 05:05:55 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 25, 2013, 04:44:31 AM
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/07/23/pennsylvania-police-chief-fck-all-you-libtards-out-there-you-take-it-in-the-a/

Watch the videos.

This yahoo feels that he cannot make a political statement without sending a hundred rounds downrange to add credibility to...um...Whatever it is he's trying to say to us.

Then read the story, and weep for the mayor and the local prosecutor, who will have to defend this cop's credibility in EVERY COURT CASE UNTIL FOREVER.

Then look at his picture.  Imagine the drool running out of the corner of his mouth.

And THIS is what 4 out of 10 people in America are like. 

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

...Now you know why Europe is horrified.

God, how he wishes he could take it in the ass. That's some epic repression, right there. That guy is gayer than the third Sunday of July at Sauvie's Island.
Title: Re: The Essential Ridiculousness of the Great American Po'bucker
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on July 25, 2013, 05:10:16 AM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: The Essential Ridiculousness of the Great American Po'bucker
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 25, 2013, 05:11:05 AM
He doesn't seem to have a forehead.   :?
Title: Re: The Essential Ridiculousness of the Great American Po'bucker
Post by: Left on July 25, 2013, 05:22:44 AM
Just because I take it in the a$$, this does not mean I don't have a valid point.
Title: Re: The Essential Ridiculousness of the Great American Po'bucker
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on July 25, 2013, 05:23:31 AM
I did like the interpretative dance aspect of the gunfire bursts.

Just imagine what he must resort to when he can't express himself with words OR guns...
Title: Re: The Essential Ridiculousness of the Great American Po'bucker
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 25, 2013, 05:24:48 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on July 25, 2013, 05:22:44 AM
Just because I take it in the a$$, this does not mean I don't have a valid point.

It's pretty much a total nonsequitur.

"You take it in the ass, your point is invalid!"

(http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/picture/e5hansej/1208060712814.jpg)
Title: Re: The Essential Ridiculousness of the Great American Po'bucker
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on July 25, 2013, 03:47:24 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 25, 2013, 04:53:59 AM
Example 2 needs no introduction.

http://aattp.org/anti-choice-group-sneaks-lifelike-toy-fetus-in-candy-bags-for-kids-at-state-fair/

I'm not normally an advocate of violence but some people really seem to need their heads stamped on just a tiny little bit
Title: Re: The Essential Ridiculousness of the Great American Po'bucker
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 25, 2013, 04:25:03 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 25, 2013, 03:47:24 PM
I'm not normally an advocate of violence

:lulz:  You Scots just slay me.   :lulz:
Title: Re: The Essential Ridiculousness of the Great American Po'bucker
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on July 25, 2013, 04:31:53 PM
In my defense, I've never hospitalised anyone who didn't deserve it.







well, except maybe for a couple of dozen times tops but I was drunk so they don't count :oops: