(http://i.imgur.com/4o90KOc.png%5Dthis%20cartoon)
Inspired by the above cartoon, I have made a robot that screams:
(16:32:15) *** Wilhelmbot [aaaaa@hide-F90C9797.xyz.nl] entered the room.
(16:32:16) Wilhelmbot: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(16:40:53) triplezero: Wilhelmbot: how do you feel?
(16:40:54) Wilhelmbot: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
...
(16:53:57) Cain: Wilhelmbot: can you tell me what the first letter of the alphabet is?
(16:53:58) Wilhelmbot: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(16:54:35) triplezero: Wilhelmbot, what did you tell the dentist?
(16:54:37) Wilhelmbot: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa
...
(17:04:00) Cain: I'm a gender anarchist because fuck the cistem
(17:04:12) Cain: what do you say to that, Wilhelmbot?
(17:04:13) Wilhelmbot: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
...
(17:07:44) Cain: Wilhelmbot, say hello to Fred
(17:07:50) Wilhelmbot: I didn't EEEEP understand that.
(17:08:01) fred: hello...bot
(17:08:04) Cain: yes you fucking well did you useless piece of shit bot
(17:08:08) fred: lol
(17:08:11) triplezero: WILHELMBOT YOU BETTER LISTEN TO CAIN
(17:08:12) Wilhelmbot: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa
...
(17:17:42) triplezero: how do you like screaming all the time, Wilhelmbot?
(17:17:44) Wilhelmbot: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
...
(18:36:35) triplezero: Wilhelm, it appears that F-U-C-K-U-P (#discord's channel bot) ignores users with "bot" in their names. Don't you think that is racist? And how do you feel about that?
(18:36:36) Wilhelm: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(18:36:56) triplezero: doesn't it make you RAGE like a FUCKING MANIAC, Wilhelm?
(18:36:58) Wilhelm: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(18:43:26) triplezero: I'm going to need that code you wrote to make a bot post on Tumblr, Burns. Because Wilhelm wants to rant about Social Justice and PRIVILEGE and the blatant RACISM of F-U-C-K-U-P ignoring its fellow bots just for proudly wearing "bot" in their name!
(18:43:27) Wilhelm: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
...
(19:32:19) idem: Wilhelm, how do you feel about being backed up on multiple machines so you will never die?
(19:32:20) Wilhelm: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Yes, that's pretty much all it does. I thought some of you might get a kick out of the concept of a robot that's built to do nothing but SCREAM. I certainly do :lulz:
But...
Now nobody needs me. :cry:
Dok,
Going the way of the buggy whip.
I actually thought you would like this one, Dok! For SCIENCE!
You're always trying to get other people to scream, right? And you know they won't replace you either, but now you can tell them to get on with the screaming already, because even a machine can do it!
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 25, 2013, 07:01:58 PM
I actually thought you would like this one, Dok! For SCIENCE!
You're always trying to get other people to scream, right? And you know they won't replace you either, but now you can tell them to get on with the screaming already, because even a machine can do it!
A whole way of life...DESTROYED! :horrormirth:
Why would they hire me, if a machine can do it cheaper and more consistently?
I AM A BUGGY WHIP! I AM A BETAMAX PLAYER! I AM PILTDOWN MAN!
:cry:
I love that you called it Wilhelm.
:golfclap:
Can you make it have existential crises? I want to see one that constantly asks why it was created.
So, sometimes, we would get bored yelling at the Scientology building, because they are boring fucks and we have short attention spans, and after a while we started just yelling AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! and because of this we stumbled upon a ridiculously effective flyering tactic which is to run by screaming AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! and then shove a paper into someone's chest and say HOLD THIS! and continue running away, screaming.
I cannot approve of this fuckery heartily enough. :lulz:
Quote from: Balls Wellington on July 25, 2013, 10:27:49 PM
I cannot approve of this fuckery heartily enough. :lulz:
Neither can I, really. :lulz:
This is all I could think of as i read.
(http://clarkblog.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451e17769e201310face300970c-800wi)
(http://girlyyy.com/comics/girly_0305.gif)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
:lulz:
one letter ... so much ... :lulz:
I have a screaming toy giraffe.
It was in a dumpster, and when I moved stuff, I started to hear "OWOWOW!" "I REALLY NEED A DOCTOR!"
I was about to leave, and I realized...it was going to bug the hell out of me if I left the toy in the dumpster.
I realized it was my own empathy circuits playing silly buggers on me...but I still brought home the damn toy giraffe.
I approve of this cyber-lunacy!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 25, 2013, 07:03:18 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 25, 2013, 07:01:58 PM
I actually thought you would like this one, Dok! For SCIENCE!
You're always trying to get other people to scream, right? And you know they won't replace you either, but now you can tell them to get on with the screaming already, because even a machine can do it!
A whole way of life...DESTROYED! :horrormirth:
Why would they hire me, if a machine can do it cheaper and more consistently?
I AM A BUGGY WHIP! I AM A BETAMAX PLAYER! I AM PILTDOWN MAN!
:cry:
FWIW, I have not figured out a way to make a robot that RANTS, yet.
I set a high bar, I can't present something like these synthetic clunky chatterbots that just string together mad-lib sentences or produce grammatical Markov atrocities, no.
So no rants until I figure out how to get a similar laser-like purity the same way that Wilhelm screams. Can't do that unless the robot finds a
reason to rant, and if it had that ... would it be right to keep it from shitting its hate?
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 29, 2013, 05:36:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 25, 2013, 07:03:18 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 25, 2013, 07:01:58 PM
I actually thought you would like this one, Dok! For SCIENCE!
You're always trying to get other people to scream, right? And you know they won't replace you either, but now you can tell them to get on with the screaming already, because even a machine can do it!
A whole way of life...DESTROYED! :horrormirth:
Why would they hire me, if a machine can do it cheaper and more consistently?
I AM A BUGGY WHIP! I AM A BETAMAX PLAYER! I AM PILTDOWN MAN!
:cry:
FWIW, I have not figured out a way to make a robot that RANTS, yet.
I set a high bar, I can't present something like these synthetic clunky chatterbots that just string together mad-lib sentences or produce grammatical Markov atrocities, no.
So no rants until I figure out how to get a similar laser-like purity the same way that Wilhelm screams. Can't do that unless the robot finds a reason to rant, and if it had that ... would it be right to keep it from shitting its hate?
Computers lack the WRATH required.
They probably do. I could make one that says "UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG", but people would just go ".. okay, do go on?" :)
That said, I had a discussion with Cram this weekend about how the robot apocalypse ... When it comes, I am FUCKED. They'll be like "he .. this monster ... he built a robot ... just to watch it SCREAM"
I would pay serious money if someone can make me an actual screaming skull of regret.
I'm not joking.
You better pray Regret never finds out you just said that. I bet he enjoys having his skull on the inside, and would fuck your shit. He's a pretty big dude :)
Find him and tell him I will pay CASH MONEY. No questions.
I will relay the message :lulz:
* kiki [Mibbit@hide-202A4FE1.sub-174-239-40.myvzw.com] entered the room.
<triplezero> that's funny, 'kiki' is the name of the bot I tried crashing yesterday :)
<kiki> aww that's not nice.
<triplezero> no what is not nice is creating a bot that can't do anything except SCREAM
<kiki> true that.
* Wilhelm [aaaaa@hide-F90C9797.warpnet.nl] entered the room.
<Wilhelm> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<triplezero> there he is
<triplezero> Wilhelm, tell the people how you feel each day, every day, each and every single agonizing second of your day
<Wilhelm> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<Cram> you poor poor robot
<triplezero> crashing them is mercy.