Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on July 26, 2013, 06:57:13 PM

Title: CPD does this shit. For kicks.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 26, 2013, 06:57:13 PM
http://www.nbcnews.com/science/mysterious-hum-driving-people-crazy-around-world-6C10760872
Title: Re: CPD does this shit. For kicks.
Post by: Don Coyote on July 26, 2013, 07:08:19 PM
The fuck? Why "Hum" capitalized all throughout the article, like is some manner of angry god?
Title: Re: CPD does this shit. For kicks.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 26, 2013, 07:13:11 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on July 26, 2013, 07:08:19 PM
The fuck? Why "Hum" capitalized all throughout the article, like is some manner of angry god?

No.  It is the hat known as CPD.  She does this to drive us mad.
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Post by: President Television on July 26, 2013, 08:23:24 PM
QuoteAnd the Hum has driven virtually every one of them to the point of despair.

"It's a kind of torture; sometimes, you just want to scream," retiree Katie Jacques of Leeds, England, told the BBC. Leeds is one of several places in Great Britain where the Hum has recently appeared.

"It's worst at night," Jacques said. "It's hard to get off to sleep because I hear this throbbing sound in the background. ... You're tossing and turning, and you get more and more agitated about it."

This hum sounds pretty metal.
Title: Re: CPD does this shit. For kicks.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 26, 2013, 08:46:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 26, 2013, 06:57:13 PM
http://www.nbcnews.com/science/mysterious-hum-driving-people-crazy-around-world-6C10760872

Soon. Soon it will be time. Soon I will move on to another, perhaps more suitable, throne. A new display for my grandeur. All it will take is a little more humming.

Hmm, mmm, mmm, mmm . . .
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 27, 2013, 01:20:46 AM
That is one of the weirdest  things I've heard about in a long time.
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Post by: Pæs on July 27, 2013, 01:27:21 AM
My suspicion is that these "hum-susceptible" heads are actually being used to store the disappearing bees.
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 27, 2013, 01:37:29 AM
BEES!
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Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 27, 2013, 03:49:15 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hum
Title: Re: CPD does this shit. For kicks.
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 28, 2013, 12:36:21 AM
I wonder if anyone's tried moving hum-prone people to other humming areas to see if it's universal.
Title: Re: CPD does this shit. For kicks.
Post by: Left on July 28, 2013, 12:42:11 AM
According to the wiki, it's ranged.
Title: Re: CPD does this shit. For kicks.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 28, 2013, 12:52:44 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 28, 2013, 12:36:21 AM
I wonder if anyone's tried moving hum-prone people to other humming areas to see if it's universal.

Oh it's universal. I don't do things by halves, you know.

:cpd:
Title: Re: CPD does this shit. For kicks.
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 28, 2013, 02:13:20 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on July 28, 2013, 12:42:11 AM
According to the wiki, it's ranged.

I meant taking people from one hum area to a different one, see if someone who can hear one hum hears all of them.
Title: Re: CPD does this shit. For kicks.
Post by: Left on July 28, 2013, 02:51:24 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 28, 2013, 02:13:20 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on July 28, 2013, 12:42:11 AM
According to the wiki, it's ranged.

I meant taking people from one hum area to a different one, see if someone who can hear one hum hears all of them.

Ooh! Good thought!
Title: Re: CPD does this shit. For kicks.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 28, 2013, 07:47:26 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 28, 2013, 02:13:20 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on July 28, 2013, 12:42:11 AM
According to the wiki, it's ranged.

I meant taking people from one hum area to a different one, see if someone who can hear one hum hears all of them.

According to one of the articles I read last night, the evidence points to yes

unfortunately I didn't save any of the articles I read last night.

They evidently have done some pretty organized research at a couple of the Hum sites.
Title: Re: CPD does this shit. For kicks.
Post by: Freeky on July 28, 2013, 07:52:11 AM
I am making double meat rogan Josh, with the least amount of bastardization as possible.  It IS beef, though.  :sad: