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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 30, 2013, 02:46:55 AM

Title: They just don't know any different
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 30, 2013, 02:46:55 AM
QuoteVideo of Violent, Rioting Surfers Shows White Culture of Lawlessness

A frightening and violent mob swept through the normally quiet seaside community of Huntington Beach last night following a surfing competition in the area. Businesses were vandalized and looted, portable toilets overturned, and brutal fistfights waged right out in the open. It was an ugly display and a sad day for California. But more than that, it was a reminder that we must begin to seriously consider the values of our thuggish white youth.

Many people don't want to hear this kind of tough love, of course. They'd like to bury their heads in the sand and pretend that all white children are as sweet and harmless as Taylor Swift. But the reality is that the statistics tell a different story. For instance, according to research from the Department of Justice, 84 percent of white murder victims are killed by other white people [PDF]. Similarly, white rape victims tend to be raped by other whites [PDF]. White-on-white violence is a menace to white communities across the country, and yet you never hear white leaders like Pastor Joel Osteen, Bill O'Reilly, or Hillary Clinton take a firm stance against the scourge.

More important than white politicians are the white parents. I'd like to ask the caregivers of the children in these videos what they've been doing. When did so many white parents fall asleep at the wheel? You can complain about poor schools all you'd like, but the fact of the matter is that it's the parents of these children who are letting them leave the house looking like slobs in their baggy board shorts and Hollister t-shirts. It's the parents of these kids who are letting them listen to violent, self-destructive trash like "Anarchy in the UK" or "Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue"—performed loudly by noted conservative rocker Johnny Ramone.

As I said, I know a lot of whites don't want to hear this kind of tough talk. But as an American of color who considers himself an ally to the white community, I'm just tired of seeing young, belligerent white people disgrace themselves year after year at surfing events, horse racing infields, and Ivy League campuses. Whites in America have been out from under their European ancestors' boot heels for centuries; California specifically outlawed preferences for nonwhites in state hiring and education nearly two decades ago. So being "oppressed" is no longer an excuse for behavior like this. How long must we wait for the white community to get its act together?

http://gawker.com/video-of-violent-rioting-surfers-shows-white-culture-o-954939719

Title: Re: They just don't know any different
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2013, 02:47:50 AM
:mittens:  :lulz:
Title: Re: They just don't know any different
Post by: The Johnny on July 30, 2013, 02:56:00 AM

On a serious note, its an interesting parody of the typical racial discourse derived from a single event... from which then come generalizations that have no foundation.
Title: Re: They just don't know any different
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on July 30, 2013, 03:25:55 AM
 :lulz: Yes!
Title: Re: They just don't know any different
Post by: Aucoq on July 30, 2013, 03:46:32 AM
Fantastic!  :lulz:
Title: Re: They just don't know any different
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 30, 2013, 04:38:35 AM
It's incredibly well-done, right down to the comments. I mean, SPOT on.
Title: Re: They just don't know any different
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on July 30, 2013, 04:49:09 AM
:mittens:
Title: Re: They just don't know any different
Post by: Chelagoras The Boulder on July 30, 2013, 05:37:19 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 30, 2013, 04:38:35 AM
It's incredibly well-done, right down to the comments. I mean, SPOT on.
Yea, it's like something you'd expect from, well... us actually.
Title: Re: They just don't know any different
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 30, 2013, 05:54:41 AM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on July 30, 2013, 05:37:19 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 30, 2013, 04:38:35 AM
It's incredibly well-done, right down to the comments. I mean, SPOT on.
Yea, it's like something you'd expect from, well... us actually.

I'm kind of proud of the Internet right now.
Title: Re: They just don't know any different
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 30, 2013, 06:00:54 AM
That is fabulous!
Title: Re: They just don't know any different
Post by: East Coast Hustle on July 30, 2013, 11:30:37 AM
Oh, this is friggin' great! :lulz:
Title: Re: They just don't know any different
Post by: Left on July 30, 2013, 12:40:51 PM
 :lulz: Awesome!
Title: Re: They just don't know any different
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 30, 2013, 04:16:09 PM
I want to big words this, but that's probably a legal no-no.
Title: Re: They just don't know any different
Post by: McGrupp on July 30, 2013, 04:17:52 PM
This is awesome. I love the author pointing out in the comments:
QuoteJust so nobody gets the wrong idea, I should probably say here that my best friend is white
Title: Re: They just don't know any different
Post by: Ben Shapiro on July 30, 2013, 05:12:59 PM
LOL The comments!
Title: Re: They just don't know any different
Post by: Triple Zero on July 30, 2013, 11:08:00 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 30, 2013, 04:16:09 PM
I want to big words this, but that's probably a legal no-no.

you can always send them a quick email. as we say in NL, you already have "no", but you can get a "yes" ;-)