Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 30, 2013, 03:56:39 AM

Title: Not the stupidest thing ever
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 30, 2013, 03:56:39 AM
...but damn. And I bet they make a FORTUNE off this. I wish I'd thought of it first!

http://www.jewelscent.com/howitworks

Title: Re: Not the stupidest thing ever
Post by: The Johnny on July 30, 2013, 04:05:09 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 30, 2013, 03:56:39 AM
...but damn. And I bet they make a FORTUNE off this. I wish I'd thought of it first!

http://www.jewelscent.com/howitworks

OMG its like being sensual and playing the lottery at the same time!
Title: Re: Not the stupidest thing ever
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 30, 2013, 04:36:02 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on July 30, 2013, 04:05:09 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 30, 2013, 03:56:39 AM
...but damn. And I bet they make a FORTUNE off this. I wish I'd thought of it first!

http://www.jewelscent.com/howitworks

OMG its like being sensual and playing the lottery at the same time!

:lulz:
Title: Re: Not the stupidest thing ever
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 30, 2013, 06:04:40 AM
It's like QVC meets broken Walmart claw-machine.
Title: Re: Not the stupidest thing ever
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 30, 2013, 06:08:38 AM
"Go wash your ass with this soap a lot you skanky bitch, also will you marry me?"
Title: Re: Not the stupidest thing ever
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 30, 2013, 06:24:37 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 30, 2013, 06:08:38 AM
"Go wash your ass with this soap a lot you skanky bitch, also will you marry me?"

Better hope it isn't one of the $10 rings or the skanky bitch isn't too picky. :P
Title: Re: Not the stupidest thing ever
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 30, 2013, 06:34:10 AM
JEWELZZZZZ
Title: Re: Not the stupidest thing ever
Post by: Bruno on July 30, 2013, 10:06:35 AM
I'm not sure this would even be legal in my state.
Title: Re: Not the stupidest thing ever
Post by: Junkenstein on July 30, 2013, 11:54:00 AM
Question: Due to the raffle/lottery nature, would they not be obliged to state frequency rates of the high value rings?

If not, then I've got a similar product that offers rings between $10- $10 Million.
Title: Re: Not the stupidest thing ever
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 01, 2013, 12:19:49 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on July 30, 2013, 11:54:00 AM
Question: Due to the raffle/lottery nature, would they not be obliged to state frequency rates of the high value rings?

If not, then I've got a similar product that offers rings between $10- $10 Million.

I would think that would be a requirement, maybe, unless the the fact that they are selling it as a candle with a "free prize" means that they don't have to declare that.
Title: Re: Not the stupidest thing ever
Post by: Eater of Clowns on August 01, 2013, 02:09:08 AM
Sometimes when I'm at work and don't click links I like reading threads that only vaguely refer to the links in question.

This one has been particularly hilarious.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Not the stupidest thing ever
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 01, 2013, 07:32:23 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 01, 2013, 02:09:08 AM
Sometimes when I'm at work and don't click links I like reading threads that only vaguely refer to the links in question.

This one has been particularly hilarious.   :lulz:

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Rereading, it's much, much funnier that way, actually.
Title: Re: Not the stupidest thing ever
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on August 01, 2013, 12:33:42 PM
Oh my god it totally is! :lulz:


This kind of makes me want to see certain PD threads transcribed as dialogues, but with links in the OP removed.
Title: Re: Not the stupidest thing ever
Post by: Cat-Detector Van on August 01, 2013, 01:30:26 PM
My wife would like this, except she'd always get the $10 ring. Because life sucks. :argh!:
Title: Re: Not the stupidest thing ever
Post by: Suu on August 01, 2013, 02:17:23 PM
It's like Cracker Jacks for fashionistas!