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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Suu on July 31, 2013, 04:51:33 PM

Title: NC Governor passes nasty anti-abortion bill; gives protesters cookies.
Post by: Suu on July 31, 2013, 04:51:33 PM
http://thinkprogress.org/health/2013/07/31/2387331/north-carolina-governor-cookies/

QuoteReproductive rights activists in North Carolina have been rallying outside Gov. Pat McCrory's (R) mansion, protesting his recent decision to approve a controversial package of anti-abortion provisions attached to a transportation bill. So far, the governor has refused to meet with any of the protesters to talk to them in person. But he has attempted to placate them with baked goods.

On Tuesday afternoon, McCrory — along with four of his security guards — came out of his mansion's gates to deliver a plate of chocolate chip cookies to the crowd of pro-choice protesters. He handed the plate to one of the activists and reportedly told her, "These are for you. God bless you, God bless you, God bless you."
Title: Re: NC Governor passes nasty anti-abortion bill; gives protesters cookies.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 31, 2013, 07:49:18 PM
No rights for you.  Have a cookie.  Fair dos.
Title: Re: NC Governor passes nasty anti-abortion bill; gives protesters cookies.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 31, 2013, 08:51:13 PM
He was just trying to set a good example for them.

See how delicious these are? This is what you could be making if you'd just get back in  the kitchen.
Title: Re: NC Governor passes nasty anti-abortion bill; gives protesters cookies.
Post by: Suu on July 31, 2013, 09:57:48 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 31, 2013, 08:51:13 PM
He was just trying to set a good example for them.

See how delicious these are? This is what you could be making if you'd just get back in  the kitchen pregnant.

fixt.
Title: Re: NC Governor passes nasty anti-abortion bill; gives protesters cookies.
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on August 01, 2013, 09:13:18 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 31, 2013, 09:57:48 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 31, 2013, 08:51:13 PM
He was just trying to set a good example for them.

See how delicious these are? This is what you could be making if you'd just get back in  the kitchen pregnant and barefoot.

fixt.

double fixt
Title: Re: NC Governor passes nasty anti-abortion bill; gives protesters cookies.
Post by: Junkenstein on August 01, 2013, 09:21:08 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on August 01, 2013, 09:13:18 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 31, 2013, 09:57:48 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 31, 2013, 08:51:13 PM
He was just trying to set a good example for them.

See how delicious these are? This is what you could be making if you'd just get back in  the kitchen pregnant and nude.

fixt.

double fixt

Think it's about right now
Title: Re: NC Governor passes nasty anti-abortion bill; gives protesters cookies.
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on August 01, 2013, 09:28:28 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on August 01, 2013, 09:21:08 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on August 01, 2013, 09:13:18 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 31, 2013, 09:57:48 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 31, 2013, 08:51:13 PM
He was just trying to set a good example for them.

See how delicious these are? This is what you could be making if you'd just get back in  the kitchen pregnant and nude.

fixt.

double fixt

Think it's about right now

You can't cook bacon nude.
Title: Re: NC Governor passes nasty anti-abortion bill; gives protesters cookies.
Post by: Junkenstein on August 01, 2013, 09:30:15 PM
I think you'll find I can. And do.

And square sausage. And French toast. I pretty much live out of a frying pan and weigh around 6 stone. Go figure.

I also have skin made from asbestos.
Title: Re: NC Governor passes nasty anti-abortion bill; gives protesters cookies.
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on August 01, 2013, 09:32:29 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on August 01, 2013, 09:30:15 PM
I think you'll find I can. And do.

And square sausage. And French toast. I pretty much live out of a frying pan and weigh around 6 stone. Go figure.

I also have skin made from asbestos.

okay, you can't cook bacon nude if you want to be presentable to your man when he comes home from work. And if you're not presentable, how is he going to keep impregnating you?
Title: Re: NC Governor passes nasty anti-abortion bill; gives protesters cookies.
Post by: Junkenstein on August 01, 2013, 09:34:55 PM
Your appearance front the front is pretty much un-noticed.

It's like scratches on the back of furniture. You know they're there and what they look like, you just don't care.

I need to go and vomit now.
Title: Re: NC Governor passes nasty anti-abortion bill; gives protesters cookies.
Post by: Suu on August 01, 2013, 11:25:53 PM
I have cooked bacon nude. You just have to watch the heat.
Title: Re: NC Governor passes nasty anti-abortion bill; gives protesters cookies.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 02, 2013, 02:18:51 AM
Bacon, maybe.

Fried chicken or fish, NOT EVEN ONCE.
Title: Re: NC Governor passes nasty anti-abortion bill; gives protesters cookies.
Post by: Left on August 02, 2013, 02:53:22 AM
I would just like to say I do not deep fry anything.
I don't usually naked much, either.
Title: Re: NC Governor passes nasty anti-abortion bill; gives protesters cookies.
Post by: Ben Shapiro on August 02, 2013, 05:44:08 AM
I eat bacon naked.
Title: Re: NC Governor passes nasty anti-abortion bill; gives protesters cookies.
Post by: Left on August 02, 2013, 05:52:37 AM
Quote from: /b/earman on August 02, 2013, 05:44:08 AM
I eat bacon naked.
That probably helps keep your fur glossy.
Title: Re: NC Governor passes nasty anti-abortion bill; gives protesters cookies.
Post by: Ben Shapiro on August 02, 2013, 05:57:39 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on August 02, 2013, 05:52:37 AM
Quote from: /b/earman on August 02, 2013, 05:44:08 AM
I eat bacon naked.
That probably helps keep your fur glossy.

Wife's job.
Title: Re: NC Governor passes nasty anti-abortion bill; gives protesters cookies.
Post by: Left on August 03, 2013, 12:37:57 AM
Quote from: /b/earman on August 02, 2013, 05:57:39 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on August 02, 2013, 05:52:37 AM
Quote from: /b/earman on August 02, 2013, 05:44:08 AM
I eat bacon naked.
That probably helps keep your fur glossy.

Wife's job.

I sit corrected. :wink: