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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Ben Shapiro on August 03, 2013, 04:02:46 AM

Title: For The Children!
Post by: Ben Shapiro on August 03, 2013, 04:02:46 AM
 :kingmeh:

Old, but still retarded!
Clearly she would have started using drugs if she was left alone.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/30/diane-tran-texas-honor-student-jail-lanny-moriarty_n_1557175.html
Title: Re: For The Children!
Post by: Left on August 03, 2013, 04:07:37 AM
Quote from: /b/earman on August 03, 2013, 04:02:46 AM
:kingmeh:

Old, but still retarded!
Clearly she would have started using drugs if she was left alone.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/30/diane-tran-texas-honor-student-jail-lanny-moriarty_n_1557175.html

I was following this, and I'm really glad it had a happy ending...Last time I heard, Ms Tran was going to use all the donated money towards paying her way and her siblings' way through college.

I never did get around to mailing a douche bottle to the judge.  Oh well...
Title: Re: For The Children!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 03, 2013, 04:08:09 AM
Quote from: /b/earman on August 03, 2013, 04:02:46 AM
:kingmeh:

Old, but still retarded!
Clearly she would have started using drugs if she was left alone.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/30/diane-tran-texas-honor-student-jail-lanny-moriarty_n_1557175.html

I'm glad that got vacated. That was one of the stupidest fucking judgments I've ever seen. WORKING TWO JOBS AND STILL AN HONORS STUDENT, EH? SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON, YOUNG LADY.
Title: Re: For The Children!
Post by: Ben Shapiro on August 03, 2013, 04:11:07 AM
For the children. She was opening the door for her siblings to get high. How do you know if that money won't be used on drugs!
Title: Re: For The Children!
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 04:11:48 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 04:08:09 AM
Quote from: /b/earman on August 03, 2013, 04:02:46 AM
:kingmeh:

Old, but still retarded!
Clearly she would have started using drugs if she was left alone.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/30/diane-tran-texas-honor-student-jail-lanny-moriarty_n_1557175.html

I'm glad that got vacated. That was one of the stupidest fucking judgments I've ever seen. WORKING TWO JOBS AND STILL AN HONORS STUDENT, EH? SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON, YOUNG LADY.

Running around all female like that.

If a guy did it, he'd be "providing for his family".  Of course.
Title: Re: For The Children!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 03, 2013, 04:53:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 04:11:48 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 04:08:09 AM
Quote from: /b/earman on August 03, 2013, 04:02:46 AM
:kingmeh:

Old, but still retarded!
Clearly she would have started using drugs if she was left alone.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/30/diane-tran-texas-honor-student-jail-lanny-moriarty_n_1557175.html

I'm glad that got vacated. That was one of the stupidest fucking judgments I've ever seen. WORKING TWO JOBS AND STILL AN HONORS STUDENT, EH? SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON, YOUNG LADY.

Running around all female like that.

If a guy did it, he'd be "providing for his family".  Of course.

If she was being responsible, she would have been looking for a nice stable older man to marry her so she wouldn't HAVE to work.
Title: Re: For The Children!
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 04:59:09 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 04:53:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 04:11:48 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 04:08:09 AM
Quote from: /b/earman on August 03, 2013, 04:02:46 AM
:kingmeh:

Old, but still retarded!
Clearly she would have started using drugs if she was left alone.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/30/diane-tran-texas-honor-student-jail-lanny-moriarty_n_1557175.html

I'm glad that got vacated. That was one of the stupidest fucking judgments I've ever seen. WORKING TWO JOBS AND STILL AN HONORS STUDENT, EH? SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON, YOUNG LADY.

Running around all female like that.

If a guy did it, he'd be "providing for his family".  Of course.

If she was being responsible, she would have been looking for a nice stable older man to marry her so she wouldn't HAVE to work.

Point to consider:  She is a beautiful young lady, and the judge is this guy:

(http://thetallahasseeo.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/judge.jpg)

No chin, glasses so thick he can see next week, watery eyes.  Unattractive, and judging by his mall cop mustache, aware of it.  Also, pretty unpleasant guy.  My guess is he hates beautiful women.  I could be wrong, but that's how I'd bet.
Title: Re: For The Children!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 03, 2013, 05:19:41 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 04:59:09 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 04:53:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 04:11:48 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 04:08:09 AM
Quote from: /b/earman on August 03, 2013, 04:02:46 AM
:kingmeh:

Old, but still retarded!
Clearly she would have started using drugs if she was left alone.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/30/diane-tran-texas-honor-student-jail-lanny-moriarty_n_1557175.html

I'm glad that got vacated. That was one of the stupidest fucking judgments I've ever seen. WORKING TWO JOBS AND STILL AN HONORS STUDENT, EH? SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON, YOUNG LADY.

Running around all female like that.

If a guy did it, he'd be "providing for his family".  Of course.

If she was being responsible, she would have been looking for a nice stable older man to marry her so she wouldn't HAVE to work.

Point to consider:  She is a beautiful young lady, and the judge is this guy:

(http://thetallahasseeo.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/judge.jpg)

No chin, glasses so thick he can see next week, watery eyes.  Unattractive, and judging by his mall cop mustache, aware of it.  Also, pretty unpleasant guy.  My guess is he hates beautiful women.  I could be wrong, but that's how I'd bet.

:horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:

I hate how right you probably are.
Title: Re: For The Children!
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 05:20:28 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 05:19:41 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 04:59:09 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 04:53:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 04:11:48 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 04:08:09 AM
Quote from: /b/earman on August 03, 2013, 04:02:46 AM
:kingmeh:

Old, but still retarded!
Clearly she would have started using drugs if she was left alone.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/30/diane-tran-texas-honor-student-jail-lanny-moriarty_n_1557175.html

I'm glad that got vacated. That was one of the stupidest fucking judgments I've ever seen. WORKING TWO JOBS AND STILL AN HONORS STUDENT, EH? SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON, YOUNG LADY.

Running around all female like that.

If a guy did it, he'd be "providing for his family".  Of course.

If she was being responsible, she would have been looking for a nice stable older man to marry her so she wouldn't HAVE to work.

Point to consider:  She is a beautiful young lady, and the judge is this guy:

(http://thetallahasseeo.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/judge.jpg)

No chin, glasses so thick he can see next week, watery eyes.  Unattractive, and judging by his mall cop mustache, aware of it.  Also, pretty unpleasant guy.  My guess is he hates beautiful women.  I could be wrong, but that's how I'd bet.

:horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:

I hate how right you probably are.

I don't know much, but I know jackasses.
Title: Re: For The Children!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 03, 2013, 05:21:36 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 05:20:28 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 05:19:41 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 04:59:09 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 04:53:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 04:11:48 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 04:08:09 AM
Quote from: /b/earman on August 03, 2013, 04:02:46 AM
:kingmeh:

Old, but still retarded!
Clearly she would have started using drugs if she was left alone.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/30/diane-tran-texas-honor-student-jail-lanny-moriarty_n_1557175.html

I'm glad that got vacated. That was one of the stupidest fucking judgments I've ever seen. WORKING TWO JOBS AND STILL AN HONORS STUDENT, EH? SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON, YOUNG LADY.

Running around all female like that.

If a guy did it, he'd be "providing for his family".  Of course.

If she was being responsible, she would have been looking for a nice stable older man to marry her so she wouldn't HAVE to work.

Point to consider:  She is a beautiful young lady, and the judge is this guy:

(http://thetallahasseeo.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/judge.jpg)

No chin, glasses so thick he can see next week, watery eyes.  Unattractive, and judging by his mall cop mustache, aware of it.  Also, pretty unpleasant guy.  My guess is he hates beautiful women.  I could be wrong, but that's how I'd bet.

:horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:

I hate how right you probably are.

I don't know much, but I know jackasses.

I can spot bullshit, you can spot jackasses... together, we are UNSTOPPABLE!  :lol:
Title: Re: For The Children!
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 05:23:40 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 05:21:36 AM


I can spot bullshit, you can spot jackasses... together, we are UNSTOPPABLE!  :lol:

Now we just need someone who can spot bad ideas.  :lulz:
Title: Re: For The Children!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 03, 2013, 05:25:54 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 05:23:40 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 05:21:36 AM


I can spot bullshit, you can spot jackasses... together, we are UNSTOPPABLE!  :lol:

Now we just need someone who can spot bad ideas.  :lulz:

OSHI...  :lulz:
Title: Re: For The Children!
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 05:27:06 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 05:25:54 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 05:23:40 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 05:21:36 AM


I can spot bullshit, you can spot jackasses... together, we are UNSTOPPABLE!  :lol:

Now we just need someone who can spot bad ideas.  :lulz:

OSHI...  :lulz:

"Hey, I'm going to gobble pills and go to work!"
\
:tgrr:

At this point, the bad idea person would say something.

There is no bad idea person.

Dok does dumb things.
Title: Re: For The Children!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 03, 2013, 05:28:21 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 05:27:06 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 05:25:54 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 05:23:40 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 05:21:36 AM


I can spot bullshit, you can spot jackasses... together, we are UNSTOPPABLE!  :lol:

Now we just need someone who can spot bad ideas.  :lulz:

OSHI...  :lulz:

"Hey, I'm going to gobble pills and go to work!"
\
:tgrr:

At this point, the bad idea person would say something.

There is no bad idea person.

Dok does dumb things.

Yeah, and all you have to do is look at my dating history to see how well I do in that department.  :lol:
Title: Re: For The Children!
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 05:30:09 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 05:28:21 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 05:27:06 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 05:25:54 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 05:23:40 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 05:21:36 AM


I can spot bullshit, you can spot jackasses... together, we are UNSTOPPABLE!  :lol:

Now we just need someone who can spot bad ideas.  :lulz:

OSHI...  :lulz:

"Hey, I'm going to gobble pills and go to work!"
\
:tgrr:

At this point, the bad idea person would say something.

There is no bad idea person.

Dok does dumb things.

Yeah, and all you have to do is look at my dating history to see how well I do in that department.  :lol:

YAS, YAS, THIS IS ONE AREA IN WHICH I CAN TAKE A MOMENT TO SNEER.  TEETH IN A JAR.  SOMETHING.
\
:judge:
Title: Re: For The Children!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 03, 2013, 05:34:52 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 05:30:09 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 05:28:21 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 05:27:06 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 05:25:54 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 05:23:40 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 05:21:36 AM


I can spot bullshit, you can spot jackasses... together, we are UNSTOPPABLE!  :lol:

Now we just need someone who can spot bad ideas.  :lulz:

OSHI...  :lulz:

"Hey, I'm going to gobble pills and go to work!"
\
:tgrr:

At this point, the bad idea person would say something.

There is no bad idea person.

Dok does dumb things.

Yeah, and all you have to do is look at my dating history to see how well I do in that department.  :lol:

YAS, YAS, THIS IS ONE AREA IN WHICH I CAN TAKE A MOMENT TO SNEER.  TEETH IN A JAR.  SOMETHING.
\
:judge:

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

You give me hope.
Title: Re: For The Children!
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 05:44:37 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 05:34:52 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 05:30:09 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 05:28:21 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 05:27:06 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 05:25:54 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 05:23:40 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 05:21:36 AM


I can spot bullshit, you can spot jackasses... together, we are UNSTOPPABLE!  :lol:

Now we just need someone who can spot bad ideas.  :lulz:

OSHI...  :lulz:

"Hey, I'm going to gobble pills and go to work!"
\
:tgrr:

At this point, the bad idea person would say something.

There is no bad idea person.

Dok does dumb things.

Yeah, and all you have to do is look at my dating history to see how well I do in that department.  :lol:

YAS, YAS, THIS IS ONE AREA IN WHICH I CAN TAKE A MOMENT TO SNEER.  TEETH IN A JAR.  SOMETHING.
\
:judge:

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

You give me hope.

Remember, kids:  No matter how hot the men/women you score with are, you are forever a beta until some insane person with a scalpel chases you across a city.

Title: Re: For The Children!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 03, 2013, 05:58:22 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 05:44:37 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 05:34:52 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 05:30:09 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 05:28:21 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 05:27:06 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 05:25:54 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 05:23:40 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 05:21:36 AM


I can spot bullshit, you can spot jackasses... together, we are UNSTOPPABLE!  :lol:

Now we just need someone who can spot bad ideas.  :lulz:

OSHI...  :lulz:

"Hey, I'm going to gobble pills and go to work!"
\
:tgrr:

At this point, the bad idea person would say something.

There is no bad idea person.

Dok does dumb things.

Yeah, and all you have to do is look at my dating history to see how well I do in that department.  :lol:

YAS, YAS, THIS IS ONE AREA IN WHICH I CAN TAKE A MOMENT TO SNEER.  TEETH IN A JAR.  SOMETHING.
\
:judge:

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

You give me hope.

Remember, kids:  No matter how hot the men/women you score with are, you are forever a beta until some insane person with a scalpel chases you across a city.

I'm still waiting for that special someone.  :cry:
Title: Re: For The Children!
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 05:59:32 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 05:58:22 AM

I'm still waiting for that special someone.  :cry:

Well, you'll never find him in Portland.  You need to go to the crazy, and Portland...Well, it just isn't top notch, is it?
\
:snob:
Title: Re: For The Children!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 03, 2013, 06:09:00 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 05:59:32 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 05:58:22 AM

I'm still waiting for that special someone.  :cry:

Well, you'll never find him in Portland.  You need to go to the crazy, and Portland...Well, it just isn't top notch, is it?
\
:snob:

It's a very, very, very, very, very different kind of crazy.  :lol:
Title: Re: For The Children!
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 06:11:15 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 06:09:00 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 05:59:32 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 05:58:22 AM

I'm still waiting for that special someone.  :cry:

Well, you'll never find him in Portland.  You need to go to the crazy, and Portland...Well, it just isn't top notch, is it?
\
:snob:

It's a very, very, very, very, very different kind of crazy.  :lol:

It's bendy bridges and people who jump off of them.

It's not broken glass and rabid dog's shit between the ears, a smile on your lips, and a chainsaw in your hands.

Title: Re: For The Children!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 03, 2013, 06:12:14 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 06:11:15 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 06:09:00 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 05:59:32 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 05:58:22 AM

I'm still waiting for that special someone.  :cry:

Well, you'll never find him in Portland.  You need to go to the crazy, and Portland...Well, it just isn't top notch, is it?
\
:snob:

It's a very, very, very, very, very different kind of crazy.  :lol:

It's bendy bridges and people who jump off of them.

It's not broken glass and rabid dog's shit between the ears, a smile on your lips, and a chainsaw in your hands.

It's a kinder murder.
Title: Re: For The Children!
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 06:14:55 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 06:12:14 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 06:11:15 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 06:09:00 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 05:59:32 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 05:58:22 AM

I'm still waiting for that special someone.  :cry:

Well, you'll never find him in Portland.  You need to go to the crazy, and Portland...Well, it just isn't top notch, is it?
\
:snob:

It's a very, very, very, very, very different kind of crazy.  :lol:

It's bendy bridges and people who jump off of them.

It's not broken glass and rabid dog's shit between the ears, a smile on your lips, and a chainsaw in your hands.

It's a kinder murder.

Yes, but HERE, if you're QUICK and you're LUCKY, you can dodge it.  For a while.  It's like playing pinball.  If you're good, it can take a long time before the grindy noises and hiccuping laughter start.

ETA:  Pinball was a rougher game when I was a lad.
Title: Re: For The Children!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 03, 2013, 06:22:41 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 06:14:55 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 06:12:14 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 06:11:15 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 06:09:00 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 05:59:32 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 05:58:22 AM

I'm still waiting for that special someone.  :cry:

Well, you'll never find him in Portland.  You need to go to the crazy, and Portland...Well, it just isn't top notch, is it?
\
:snob:

It's a very, very, very, very, very different kind of crazy.  :lol:

It's bendy bridges and people who jump off of them.

It's not broken glass and rabid dog's shit between the ears, a smile on your lips, and a chainsaw in your hands.

It's a kinder murder.

Yes, but HERE, if you're QUICK and you're LUCKY, you can dodge it.  For a while.  It's like playing pinball.  If you're good, it can take a long time before the grindy noises and hiccuping laughter start.

ETA:  Pinball was a rougher game when I was a lad.

:lulz:
Title: Re: For The Children!
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 06:23:55 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 06:22:41 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 06:14:55 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 06:12:14 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 06:11:15 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 06:09:00 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 05:59:32 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 05:58:22 AM

I'm still waiting for that special someone.  :cry:

Well, you'll never find him in Portland.  You need to go to the crazy, and Portland...Well, it just isn't top notch, is it?
\
:snob:

It's a very, very, very, very, very different kind of crazy.  :lol:

It's bendy bridges and people who jump off of them.

It's not broken glass and rabid dog's shit between the ears, a smile on your lips, and a chainsaw in your hands.

It's a kinder murder.

Yes, but HERE, if you're QUICK and you're LUCKY, you can dodge it.  For a while.  It's like playing pinball.  If you're good, it can take a long time before the grindy noises and hiccuping laughter start.

ETA:  Pinball was a rougher game when I was a lad.

:lulz:

My favorite pinball game was "BF SKINNER MANIA".  There was this thing that happened when the ball got past the paddles.  I don't remember what it was, because I never managed to stay conscious.

Ah, to be 8 years old again.
Title: Re: For The Children!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 03, 2013, 03:41:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 06:23:55 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 06:22:41 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 06:14:55 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 06:12:14 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 06:11:15 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 06:09:00 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 05:59:32 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 05:58:22 AM

I'm still waiting for that special someone.  :cry:

Well, you'll never find him in Portland.  You need to go to the crazy, and Portland...Well, it just isn't top notch, is it?
\
:snob:

It's a very, very, very, very, very different kind of crazy.  :lol:

It's bendy bridges and people who jump off of them.

It's not broken glass and rabid dog's shit between the ears, a smile on your lips, and a chainsaw in your hands.

It's a kinder murder.

Yes, but HERE, if you're QUICK and you're LUCKY, you can dodge it.  For a while.  It's like playing pinball.  If you're good, it can take a long time before the grindy noises and hiccuping laughter start.

ETA:  Pinball was a rougher game when I was a lad.

:lulz:

My favorite pinball game was "BF SKINNER MANIA".  There was this thing that happened when the ball got past the paddles.  I don't remember what it was, because I never managed to stay conscious.

Ah, to be 8 years old again.

Oh sweet merciful fuck!  :horrormirth: :lulz:
Title: Re: For The Children!
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 05:24:01 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 03:41:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 06:23:55 AM
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I'm still waiting for that special someone.  :cry:

Well, you'll never find him in Portland.  You need to go to the crazy, and Portland...Well, it just isn't top notch, is it?
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:snob:

It's a very, very, very, very, very different kind of crazy.  :lol:

It's bendy bridges and people who jump off of them.

It's not broken glass and rabid dog's shit between the ears, a smile on your lips, and a chainsaw in your hands.

It's a kinder murder.

Yes, but HERE, if you're QUICK and you're LUCKY, you can dodge it.  For a while.  It's like playing pinball.  If you're good, it can take a long time before the grindy noises and hiccuping laughter start.

ETA:  Pinball was a rougher game when I was a lad.

:lulz:

My favorite pinball game was "BF SKINNER MANIA".  There was this thing that happened when the ball got past the paddles.  I don't remember what it was, because I never managed to stay conscious.

Ah, to be 8 years old again.

Oh sweet merciful fuck!  :horrormirth: :lulz:

Nobody talked about TILT.  Not after what happened to Little Artie Petrie.