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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: McGrupp on August 03, 2013, 05:47:07 AM

Title: Activity page! (Hospital stomach xrays, possibly unpleasant images)
Post by: McGrupp on August 03, 2013, 05:47:07 AM
Disclaimer: None of these came from the place I work at. All patients made a full recovery.
(http://i41.tinypic.com/2u47xfl.jpg)
Title: Re: Activity page! (Hospital stomach xrays, possibly unpleasant images)
Post by: Left on August 03, 2013, 05:51:06 AM
1. C
2. A
3. D
4. B

...Please to scroll down to # 3 in the link below:
http://www.oddee.com/item_98446.aspx
Title: Re: Activity page! (Hospital stomach xrays, possibly unpleasant images)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 03, 2013, 05:56:45 AM
#10 was the one that really got me. I mean, WTF?
Title: Re: Activity page! (Hospital stomach xrays, possibly unpleasant images)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 03, 2013, 05:57:48 AM
McGrupp, I had a question that started with "why..." and then I remembered that humans.
Title: Re: Activity page! (Hospital stomach xrays, possibly unpleasant images)
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 06:00:17 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 05:57:48 AM
McGrupp, I had a question that started with "why..." and then I remembered that humans.

You were not there to tell them what.

Title: Re: Activity page! (Hospital stomach xrays, possibly unpleasant images)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 03, 2013, 06:08:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 06:00:17 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 05:57:48 AM
McGrupp, I had a question that started with "why..." and then I remembered that humans.

You were not there to tell them what.

If only I had been there! I could have told them what, and then this wouldn't have happened. It was so preventable!
Title: Re: Activity page! (Hospital stomach xrays, possibly unpleasant images)
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 06:09:38 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 06:08:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 06:00:17 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 05:57:48 AM
McGrupp, I had a question that started with "why..." and then I remembered that humans.

You were not there to tell them what.

If only I had been there! I could have told them what, and then this wouldn't have happened. It was so preventable!

But no.

BUT NOOO.

BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!  You had to be doing silly ass shit like improving yourself and paying bills.  You SHOULD have been telling people that swallowing a 72-piece dining set was not in their best interests.

Why must you be so selfish?
Title: Re: Activity page! (Hospital stomach xrays, possibly unpleasant images)
Post by: McGrupp on August 03, 2013, 06:09:53 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on August 03, 2013, 05:51:06 AM
1. C
2. A
3. D
4. B

...Please to scroll down to # 3 in the link below:
http://www.oddee.com/item_98446.aspx

Yeah, it's almost never a good thing when a bomb squad is deployed to your butt.

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 05:56:45 AM
#10 was the one that really got me. I mean, WTF?

Definitely the worst thought out one.
Title: Re: Activity page! (Hospital stomach xrays, possibly unpleasant images)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 03, 2013, 06:11:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 06:09:38 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 06:08:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 06:00:17 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 05:57:48 AM
McGrupp, I had a question that started with "why..." and then I remembered that humans.

You were not there to tell them what.

If only I had been there! I could have told them what, and then this wouldn't have happened. It was so preventable!

But no.

BUT NOOO.

BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!  You had to be doing silly ass shit like improving yourself and paying bills.  You SHOULD have been telling people that swallowing a 72-piece dining set was not in their best interests.

Why must you be so selfish?

Sometimes I just... lose sight of things.  :oops:
Title: Re: Activity page! (Hospital stomach xrays, possibly unpleasant images)
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 06:11:50 AM
CANNOT SEE REST OF IMAGES BECAUSE OF WINDOWS 8.

WHAT IS #10?
Title: Re: Activity page! (Hospital stomach xrays, possibly unpleasant images)
Post by: McGrupp on August 03, 2013, 06:12:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 06:09:38 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 06:08:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 06:00:17 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 05:57:48 AM
McGrupp, I had a question that started with "why..." and then I remembered that humans.

You were not there to tell them what.

If only I had been there! I could have told them what, and then this wouldn't have happened. It was so preventable!

But no.

BUT NOOO.

BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!  You had to be doing silly ass shit like improving yourself and paying bills.  You SHOULD have been telling people that swallowing a 72-piece dining set was not in their best interests.

Why must you be so selfish?

"Nigel, can I eat this?"

"No."

"This looks like something I can swallow, Nigel"

"No."

"Hey what if I put this...."

"NO!"
Title: Re: Activity page! (Hospital stomach xrays, possibly unpleasant images)
Post by: Left on August 03, 2013, 06:12:21 AM
Quote from: McGrupp on August 03, 2013, 06:09:53 AM

Yeah, it's almost never a good thing when a bomb squad is deployed to your butt.


I know, right? 
Damn, that was one helluva party though.
Title: Re: Activity page! (Hospital stomach xrays, possibly unpleasant images)
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 06:13:11 AM
Quote from: McGrupp on August 03, 2013, 06:12:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 06:09:38 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 06:08:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 06:00:17 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 05:57:48 AM
McGrupp, I had a question that started with "why..." and then I remembered that humans.

You were not there to tell them what.

If only I had been there! I could have told them what, and then this wouldn't have happened. It was so preventable!

But no.

BUT NOOO.

BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!  You had to be doing silly ass shit like improving yourself and paying bills.  You SHOULD have been telling people that swallowing a 72-piece dining set was not in their best interests.

Why must you be so selfish?

"Nigel, can I eat this?"

"No."

"This looks like something I can swallow, Nigel"

"No."

"Hey what if I put this...."

"NO!"

You're new, so I guess I should tell you...You only get one warning from Nigel. 

It's usually her shadow falling across you.

It's too late by then, but it's technically a warning.
Title: Re: Activity page! (Hospital stomach xrays, possibly unpleasant images)
Post by: Left on August 03, 2013, 06:13:57 AM
@ howl
(http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles2/a98446_enema.jpg)

Inadvertent cast of one man's rectum in concrete.
Title: Re: Activity page! (Hospital stomach xrays, possibly unpleasant images)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 03, 2013, 06:15:24 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 06:11:50 AM
CANNOT SEE REST OF IMAGES BECAUSE OF WINDOWS 8.

WHAT IS #10?

QuoteWe saved the weirdest story for last. During a kinky sex session, two homosexual men decided to try something new. One man lay down and let the other man pour liquid cement into his anus using a funnel. Yes, really.

Naturally, the cement didn't stay liquid for long, and when it hardened it became a huge mass of cement that had to be surgically removed.

(http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles2/a98446_enema.jpg)
Title: Re: Activity page! (Hospital stomach xrays, possibly unpleasant images)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 03, 2013, 06:15:46 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 06:13:11 AM
Quote from: McGrupp on August 03, 2013, 06:12:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 06:09:38 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 06:08:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 06:00:17 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 05:57:48 AM
McGrupp, I had a question that started with "why..." and then I remembered that humans.

You were not there to tell them what.

If only I had been there! I could have told them what, and then this wouldn't have happened. It was so preventable!

But no.

BUT NOOO.

BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!  You had to be doing silly ass shit like improving yourself and paying bills.  You SHOULD have been telling people that swallowing a 72-piece dining set was not in their best interests.

Why must you be so selfish?

"Nigel, can I eat this?"

"No."

"This looks like something I can swallow, Nigel"

"No."

"Hey what if I put this...."

"NO!"

You're new, so I guess I should tell you...You only get one warning from Nigel. 

It's usually her shadow falling across you.

It's too late by then, but it's technically a warning.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Activity page! (Hospital stomach xrays, possibly unpleasant images)
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 06:16:11 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 06:15:24 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 06:11:50 AM
CANNOT SEE REST OF IMAGES BECAUSE OF WINDOWS 8.

WHAT IS #10?

QuoteWe saved the weirdest story for last. During a kinky sex session, two homosexual men decided to try something new. One man lay down and let the other man pour liquid cement into his anus using a funnel. Yes, really.

Naturally, the cement didn't stay liquid for long, and when it hardened it became a huge mass of cement that had to be surgically removed.

(http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles2/a98446_enema.jpg)

Heard about that.  :lol:

Thought it was an urban legend.
Title: Re: Activity page! (Hospital stomach xrays, possibly unpleasant images)
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 06:17:10 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 06:15:46 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 06:13:11 AM
Quote from: McGrupp on August 03, 2013, 06:12:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 06:09:38 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 06:08:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 06:00:17 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 05:57:48 AM
McGrupp, I had a question that started with "why..." and then I remembered that humans.

You were not there to tell them what.

If only I had been there! I could have told them what, and then this wouldn't have happened. It was so preventable!

But no.

BUT NOOO.

BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!  You had to be doing silly ass shit like improving yourself and paying bills.  You SHOULD have been telling people that swallowing a 72-piece dining set was not in their best interests.

Why must you be so selfish?

"Nigel, can I eat this?"

"No."

"This looks like something I can swallow, Nigel"

"No."

"Hey what if I put this...."

"NO!"

You're new, so I guess I should tell you...You only get one warning from Nigel. 

It's usually her shadow falling across you.

It's too late by then, but it's technically a warning.

:lulz:

"Hey, Nigel, can I ea...OH MY GOD, MY SKIN FELL OFF!"
Title: Re: Activity page! (Hospital stomach xrays, possibly unpleasant images)
Post by: McGrupp on August 03, 2013, 06:19:49 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 06:16:11 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 06:15:24 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 06:11:50 AM
CANNOT SEE REST OF IMAGES BECAUSE OF WINDOWS 8.

WHAT IS #10?

QuoteWe saved the weirdest story for last. During a kinky sex session, two homosexual men decided to try something new. One man lay down and let the other man pour liquid cement into his anus using a funnel. Yes, really.

Naturally, the cement didn't stay liquid for long, and when it hardened it became a huge mass of cement that had to be surgically removed.

(http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles2/a98446_enema.jpg)

Heard about that.  :lol:

Thought it was an urban legend.

Compared to this the cutlery set seemed well thought out.
Title: Re: Activity page! (Hospital stomach xrays, possibly unpleasant images)
Post by: Left on August 03, 2013, 06:23:06 AM
My mom had a chronic psych patient in her hospital...with (among other  things) a drive to eat paper. 
The doctors allowed him to eat some, as they deemed it not dangerous.
His sister sent him a birthday card.
He ate it.
Title: Re: Activity page! (Hospital stomach xrays, possibly unpleasant images)
Post by: McGrupp on August 03, 2013, 06:32:48 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on August 03, 2013, 06:23:06 AM
My mom had a chronic psych patient in her hospital...with (among other  things) a drive to eat paper. 
The doctors allowed him to eat some, as they deemed it not dangerous.
His sister sent him a birthday card.
He ate it.
:lulz:

I think it's called pica disorder. It's not well understood and varies from an urge to eat paper or dirt to, well, 50 piece cutlery sets.
Title: Re: Activity page! (Hospital stomach xrays, possibly unpleasant images)
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 06:39:05 AM
Quote from: McGrupp on August 03, 2013, 06:32:48 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on August 03, 2013, 06:23:06 AM
My mom had a chronic psych patient in her hospital...with (among other  things) a drive to eat paper. 
The doctors allowed him to eat some, as they deemed it not dangerous.
His sister sent him a birthday card.
He ate it.
:lulz:

I think it's called pica disorder. It's not well understood and varies from an urge to eat paper or dirt to, well, 50 piece cutlery sets.

He got 72 pieces down.  I don't think we should minimize his accomplishments.
Title: Re: Activity page! (Hospital stomach xrays, possibly unpleasant images)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 03, 2013, 03:41:03 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 06:39:05 AM
Quote from: McGrupp on August 03, 2013, 06:32:48 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on August 03, 2013, 06:23:06 AM
My mom had a chronic psych patient in her hospital...with (among other  things) a drive to eat paper. 
The doctors allowed him to eat some, as they deemed it not dangerous.
His sister sent him a birthday card.
He ate it.
:lulz:

I think it's called pica disorder. It's not well understood and varies from an urge to eat paper or dirt to, well, 50 piece cutlery sets.

He got 72 pieces down.  I don't think we should minimize his accomplishments.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Activity page! (Hospital stomach xrays, possibly unpleasant images)
Post by: McGrupp on August 03, 2013, 06:09:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 06:39:05 AM
Quote from: McGrupp on August 03, 2013, 06:32:48 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on August 03, 2013, 06:23:06 AM
My mom had a chronic psych patient in her hospital...with (among other  things) a drive to eat paper. 
The doctors allowed him to eat some, as they deemed it not dangerous.
His sister sent him a birthday card.
He ate it.
:lulz:

I think it's called pica disorder. It's not well understood and varies from an urge to eat paper or dirt to, well, 50 piece cutlery sets.

He got 72 pieces down.  I don't think we should minimize his accomplishments.
:lulz: