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Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on August 04, 2013, 06:09:20 PM

Title: ITT, We discuss what "NOWHERE" stands for, in the context of the Dark Empress.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 04, 2013, 06:09:20 PM
My guess is

Nigel Opens Wyldkat's Head, Evil Reptiles Emerge
Title: Re: ITT, We discuss what "NOWHERE" stands for, in the context of the Dark Empress.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on August 04, 2013, 07:44:27 PM
Necrotic
Orkadians
Who
Heave
Excrement
Rather
Exhuberantly

That there are many of them is indicative of our referring to her as "All of the Nigels."
Title: Re: ITT, We discuss what "NOWHERE" stands for, in the context of the Dark Empress.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on August 04, 2013, 09:26:03 PM
"Nowhere" is where you can hide from her/them/THEY.

"Nowhere" is where your soul goes once she separates it from your body because she pried that little nugget of goo out of your carcass fair and square, buster. If you wanted it to go somewhere like 'heaven' then you should have had such a soft, fleshy outer layer wrapped around it. That shit is nothing to dig through when there's a dress made of razor blades and buzz saw blades to wield.

Finders keepers, motherfucker.
Title: Re: ITT, We discuss what "NOWHERE" stands for, in the context of the Dark Empress.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on August 04, 2013, 10:43:28 PM
Nigel Orphans Whales, Her Elysian Rapture Erases.
Title: Re: ITT, We discuss what "NOWHERE" stands for, in the context of the Dark Empress.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 05, 2013, 04:06:25 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT, We discuss what "NOWHERE" stands for, in the context of the Dark Empress.
Post by: Don Coyote on August 05, 2013, 05:32:27 PM
No!
Ow!
What!?!
Help!
Excuse me.
Remove it.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Title: Re: ITT, We discuss what "NOWHERE" stands for, in the context of the Dark Empress.
Post by: Pæs on August 05, 2013, 09:23:44 PM
Not One Whiny Hipster Escapes Regretting Existence.
Title: Re: ITT, We discuss what "NOWHERE" stands for, in the context of the Dark Empress.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 05, 2013, 10:16:19 PM
Quote from: Pæs on August 05, 2013, 09:23:44 PM
Not One Whiny Hipster Escapes Regretting Existence.

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT, We discuss what "NOWHERE" stands for, in the context of the Dark Empress.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 05, 2013, 10:42:54 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 05, 2013, 10:16:19 PM
Quote from: Pæs on August 05, 2013, 09:23:44 PM
Not One Whiny Hipster Escapes Regretting Existence.

:potd:

Oh, yes!  :lol:
Title: Re: ITT, We discuss what "NOWHERE" stands for, in the context of the Dark Empress.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 05, 2013, 10:52:40 PM
N is for Nice, which Nigel is Not.
O is for "Ouch", which you'll be saying a lot.
W is for When, as in "When will you let me die?"
H is for Hidden, and covered in lye.
E is for Eyes -- I'll give yours to Cordelia.
R is for Ruptured (it's a bit of a philia).
E is for "Eeeeeeee!", the last sound you'll hear.

Now stop asking questions before I prolapse your rear.
Title: Re: ITT, We discuss what "NOWHERE" stands for, in the context of the Dark Empress.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 05, 2013, 10:53:30 PM
Nigel
Only
Wants
Her
Extraodinary
Renditions
Enabled
Title: Re: ITT, We discuss what "NOWHERE" stands for, in the context of the Dark Empress.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 05, 2013, 10:53:45 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 05, 2013, 10:52:40 PM
N is for Nice, which Nigel is Not.
O is for "Ouch", which you'll be saying a lot.
W is for When, as in "When will you let me die?"
H is for Hidden, and covered in lye.
E is for Eyes -- I'll give yours to Cordelia.
R is for Ruptured (it's a bit of a philia).
E is for "Eeeeeeee!", the last sound you'll hear.

Title: Re: ITT, We discuss what "NOWHERE" stands for, in the context of the Dark Empress.
Post by: LMNO on August 13, 2013, 05:31:19 AM
Nigel is NOW.
Nigel is HERE.



Yup, you're fucked.
Title: Re: ITT, We discuss what "NOWHERE" stands for, in the context of the Dark Empress.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 13, 2013, 06:06:21 AM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT, We discuss what "NOWHERE" stands for, in the context of the Dark Empress.
Post by: The Johnny on August 13, 2013, 07:06:28 AM

Night
Of
Watching
Her
Eviscerate...
Reptiles
Eeeeek!

.... creepy mind-lazor thoughts, all your fault Nigel  :argh!:
Title: Re: ITT, We discuss what "NOWHERE" stands for, in the context of the Dark Empress.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 16, 2013, 11:41:06 PM
Quote from: The Johnny on August 13, 2013, 07:06:28 AM

Night
Of
Watching
Her
Eviscerate...
Reptiles
Eeeeek!

.... creepy mind-lazor thoughts, all your fault Nigel  :argh!:

:fap:
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